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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  16:03:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm going to post a very self-congratulatory posting. Sorry, I've just gotta share. I found out today that I'm receiving an award for the best published paper in one of the most prestigous journals in my field. So, nothings gonna get me down today. It's not an Oscar or a Grammy or a Nobel Prize, but for my field (Ecology and Evolution) it doesn't get much bigger.

PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  16:04:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
congratulations!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  16:05:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, yay! That's awesome!
I'd ask to read the paper but I'm scared I won't understand a word...

__________
This is the war and not the warning.
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1834 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  16:19:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes, congrats. Must be pretty big stuff for you professionally.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  16:24:39  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
yay you! i'm going to go look you up now


cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1158 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  17:05:16  Show Profile  Visit Sir Rockabye's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Congrats Darwin. Although it isn't a Grammy or an Oscar, can we hear an acceptance speech?


Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  17:08:59  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
speech speech!


cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  17:41:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
<sounds of many hands clapping>


You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  18:08:39  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
congrats! let's read it! even if i'll only understand the pronouns

-Brian

If you move I shoots!

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  18:12:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Congratulations. Hav'nt you already recieved plaudits for discovering the theory of evolution?
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  18:23:31  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Wow, that is great. Now when I introduce you to people, that's how I'll do it. And this is award-winning-writer "darwin". Makes me feel important just to introduce you.

I'd love to see your paper or at least get the gist of it.

Congrats.


"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously."
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2005 :  20:58:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thanks everyone.

Anyone interested in seeing the paper can find it here. The award winner is the second paper called "Comparing Alternative Models to Empirical Data: Cognitive Models of Western Scrub-Jay Foraging Behavior". It's probably pretty boring for most people, but it's trying to determine what kind of rules Scrub Jays use when they're trying to choose a food item (a peanut) from a bunch of options. Their problem is similar to us trying to choose a used car to buy from a set of available used cars or choosing a wife or husband. How do we decide we've found one that is good enough?

http://www.des.ucdavis.edu/research/sihlab/profiles/luttbeg.htm
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
947 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  02:07:31  Show Profile  Visit Scarla O's Homepage  Reply with Quote

Good work Darwin!

~ Don't count on these embittered thumbs ~
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  02:15:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Congratulations!


Clara Bow had a Bronx honk
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  04:33:14  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Nice one Darwin! I´m taking a copy home with me on oldschool floppydisc and look forward to reading it as soon as I get my opposable digits.

--

"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know."

Edited by - Newo on 03/23/2005 04:34:50
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  05:32:50  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

choosing a wife or husband. How do we decide we've found one that is good enough?



Thats easy,
men don't
women settle,
I knew that

hehehe

sorry

CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN


cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  10:49:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I had to actually look up what a scrub jay was.

Congrats, darwin! You rock.

Now where's that speech. I wanna hear you thank us, the little people.





I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  10:52:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That might be a Florida Scrub Jay, which are somewhat endangered. In California we have plenty of Scrub Jays and even a separate species that lives on the Channel Islands. Here's a California bird.


Edited by - darwin on 03/23/2005 10:54:07
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  10:58:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Speech:

Ever since I was a young scientist I've believed that science should be about learning about our world. About revealing the beauty of how things work. About appreciating the complexities and dynamics that make the world we live in. But, that was when I was a loser. Now I know it's about prestige and cash prizes. Thank you. Where's my check?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  10:59:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
congrats darwin. i think i could learn a lot from your paper. seriously.




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  11:49:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you win any dough?

Damn, you are good, darwin. That was a
Floridian scrub jay.

Seriously, man, congrats!


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  12:06:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm a pro, baby. A pro!

There was a little money involved, but the cost of traveling to receive the prize is probably going to exceed the prize.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  12:12:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it's as easy as looking at the file name! is that all it takes to be an award winning writer!?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  12:12:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What tropical hotspot do you get to travel to to collect your prize
and bask in the glow of victory, darwin? (I'm not being nosey, I'm
just so gosh-darned proud of ya!)


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  12:18:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fairbanks Alaska. That's pretty good, huh? This is in the middle of the summer. I've been to Alaska, but never that far north.

Truth be told, I knew it was a Florida bird more based on the vegatation than the bird.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  12:24:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry. No trip to sunny Alaska for you, doctor darwin. If you can't
ID the damned jay scrub without the help of twig and trees, you
have to give back the prize, the glory, the trip to Fairbanks!


;-)


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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  12:26:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
someone should have a conversation with me so kathryn gets confused.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  13:35:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Congratulations Darwin, excellent work.


Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =

385 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  13:35:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Darwin, this is great! Congratulations!
Man, we have all kinds of people among us.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  14:09:29  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Congratulations, darwin!

I look forward to reading it. hopefully I'll understand some of it. :)
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  18:13:10  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Congratulations on your award, Darwin!



"Reunion? Shit union!"
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2005 :  20:19:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
rock on, Dr Darwin!

your CV is VERY impressive! i'm thinking abt. going for my doctorate...thinking about it LOTS lately!

oh, yeah, could you lecture to us on the following research you did:"Animal and Human Mating Systems, "Female mate choice: when to sample?"


Edited by - tobafett on 03/23/2005 20:28:35
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  01:14:55  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think you should get an award for all the nice words you invented, like "gasterosteiformes" and "phenotypic". Your paper looks very interesting, and I learned something by reading your site: Barney is the diminutive for Bernard? I would never have guessed!

I feel dumb just by reading your CV. And I'm supposed to have followed scientific studies. Congrats, man.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  03:18:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
everytime i see this thread title i think you're saying it again, rubbing it in... "I'm an award winning writer, I'm an award winning writer...". but of course, you're not. congrats again.
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