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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:04:48
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Originally posted by kathryn
What is there to steal from a cat?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
You mean Kitten? Loads of things. How about her entire music collection? She can keep her Kula Shaker though.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:23:45
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I think I would steal her extensive knowledge of biology.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:42:54
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When I see this thread I think, what a great video Been Caught
Stealing was.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 03/18/2005 : 16:46:34
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Yes. Loved it.
Have you seen the trailer for the new Herbie the Love Bug movie?
Been Caught Stealing is all in it.
I was like "Hell yeah! Jane's Addiction!"
and then I felt very uncomfortable as i was there (to see Robots) with my 7-year old son who was struggling with understanding why his father was yelling about some lady named Jane in movie theatre.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 16:49:28
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no wait...it wasn't been caught stealing.
Its ummm... "Stop"....but still...Jane's. |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 16:50:00
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I walked out of a newsgents with a guitar mag a few years back. Just looked through it, and walked out with it, haha. I buy my cigs from there all the time, so I don't feel too guilty.
I swiped some safety goggles from my old job too, cause they made me look like a Devo member. Weee!
 "Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster"
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =
USA
269 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 22:24:42
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when I was about 20, I had a summer job on cape cod. everyone employed at the restaurant was a college student, and had to return to school the week before labor day. they needed people to work labor day weekend- the last weekend of the season, so they paid a bonus if you could come back and work. my roommate lent me her car and I went back to work, since my school wasn't that far away from the cape. don't ask me why, particularly after working all summer, but I went back to the cape with no money. the other people that worked that weekend were all hanging out and partying and asked me to come. my job was cashier, so I slyly slipped some cash out of the register, let it fall to the floor, and picked it up casually. the register was behind a big counter, so no one could see me do this. and then I had cash to go out and drink!
has anyone heard julia sweeney's story about her job where she compulsively stole money? she stole lots and lots of money. it was something where she was taking cash and giving out tickets, so it was easy to do.
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 00:50:43
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Once I stole some cigarettes from Wal-Mart, and when I was really little I used to go grocery shopping with my mom and eat a grape or two right out of the fruit displays. Also, who has seen the big plastic bins full of different kinds of candy like Runts or Gummi Bears? To this day I still might eat one or two of those.
Once, at Krogers, I was buying beer and I took the sign that said "beer" from the hanging display in the aisle. I walked right up to the counter with it; I made no attempt to hide it and the cashier saw it. She didn't say anything, so I walked on out with it and still have it to this day. Until recently I had it hanging up on my bedroom wall, but I thought it seemed a bit frat-boyish so I took it down.
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 00:51:49
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Oh yeah, I stole a pack of razor blades from Wal-Mart one time, because I was SO DAMN TIRED of paying $9.00 for a pack of four. FOUR! The things last about one shave. It's highway robbery, I tell you.
The Drummer from Def Leppard's Only Got One Arm. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 05:40:22
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Shoplifters of the world unite
Please support the petition for a Carter USM DVD. Download, print and sign a petition form from http://ambernet.no-ip.org/petition.doc |
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Are You a Thief?
