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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 03/17/2005 : 10:04:53
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Do not ever let hippies kidnap you.
Buy one of these at least once a week:
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 11:40:50
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 11:44:29
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for Halloween this past year i wanted to go as a "dirty hippy". gigantic smelly dread lock wig, the baggy pants, and carry around a gigantic bong.
maybe next year
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 12:02:47
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Don't forget the expensive but ugly
comfortable shoes.
Or the superior attitude, that arrogant vibe of
"I am so much more evolved and nurturing
than you unenlightened consumers"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 12:05:41
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I hope my stew cooks soon in case I end up going out this evening.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 13:00:52
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we might be getting a female intern
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 13:39:45
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Is it wrong to consider someone an uneducated oaf for considering 'Fairytale Of New York' to be the Pogues best song?
Stew cooked gooooood.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 13:55:59
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Do not ever let hippies kidnap you.
Buy one of these at least once a week:
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
I'm glad you realise that the English make the best chocolate.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 14:20:08
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When floop marries Mrs. floop, they can hire an
au pair. That would make floop happy. Esp. if
she's swedish, young and a twin.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 15:14:59
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Is it wrong to consider someone an uneducated oaf for considering 'Fairytale Of New York' to be the Pogues best song?
Well, give them some credit. They got that far.
Some people are so caught up in their own god damned vanity they can't get past Shane's apperance or are so brainwashed by the American music industry that they can't understand why anyone would make music that didn't have electric guitars in it.
Dennis Miller was one of these people. I wanted to cave his head in when he said "I like the pogues, but you know - I'm a sucker for lyrics." after their performance on his show in the 90's.
No wonder he's doing sports now.
Fucking retard.
Give that Fairytale of NY lover some credit.
That person may be far better company than most you'll meet on the street.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 15:20:12
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Seriously though, he's an uneducated oaf anyway, I was just looking for an excuse to describe him as such.
On my mind tonight: I wish I'd gone out tonight. I was going to go see my friends band but he was sick. So I had to stay in, their was nothing on telly, its all rubbish really.
I have a day off tomorrow. This goes some way towards helping.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:41:44
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It's depressing that my username appears so often in the "Last Post" field. I am a thread killer.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:46:21
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Doesn't seem to bother HPM.
Well placed, eh? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:57:57
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Homers has yet to see a thread he hasn't killed.
;-)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 17:13:42
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I'm almost done reading the General Chat posts. After this, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 23:03:38
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it's St Patricks Day and i'm not drunk. weirder things have happened i guess
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 07:56:52
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I am so relieved I've never made the mistake of leaving msn messenger on while presenting to the rest of the company.
Floop I had a cigarette yesterday - it's all your fault.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 08:04:38
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I should really get up and go and do something. My dog needs a walk. Its sposed to be some kinda heat wave tomorrow...
Please support the petition for a Carter USM DVD. Download, print and sign a petition form from http://ambernet.no-ip.org/petition.doc |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 09:14:01
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I love the summer. I looooove the summer. Summer's here! I love it.
Spring cleaning is a good job done.
Jo will be proud.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 09:16:45
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it's hot outside. i miss the winter.
I love my dead gay son! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 11:34:20
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switch really going to suck to being a living fucking hell
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:09:01
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I need to go to the grocery store, but I think I'll wait until the evening to do so. For that matter, it could probably wait until tomorrow.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:29:14
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My best friend rocks.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 14:04:48
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Fuck you Kim and Kiki Yeah fuck the KKK!
On my mind right now is some woman at work who kept coming round to see the guy who sits opposite me today. Our eyes met a couple of times and it would appear that she took this as a signal to show me her tits by bending down in a rather over the top manner, right in front of my desk. Maybe I am gonna like it at my new place.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 14:41:35
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I think someone may be trying to sell me Filipino bride.
It's half past ten, and still window-open warm, in March. Long live global warming!
I was published again today. Whoo!
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 14:58:47
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found the BOTTLE ROCKET score used for $1.99. i want Mark Mothersbaugh to score my life
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:02:31
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I'd like to change your mind, by hitting it with a rock, though I am not unkind.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:05:30
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my friend's fiance is Filipino. she's cute
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:44:59
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Have I got pleurisy?
Should I drag the family down to visit my grandmother on Tuesday?
I've eaten too many chocolate biscuits, I'll have another one for comfort.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:47:20
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I would prefer mating with an attractive human female to my current activity.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:50:32
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that should be a bumpersticker KSR
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:59:26
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I was thinking that too, but we should shorten it...say..
"I'd rather be fucking."
would that work?
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 16:02:16
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how about:
"I'D RATHER BE FUCKING (your mom)"
that would take balls to slap on your car
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 16:05:36
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Yeah, it would need a qualifier...which would rather weaken it.
Perhaps it is most potent in its original form.
Perhaps it would be more functional (and effective) as a shirt or hat.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 16:06:23
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Ouch.
Note: This is in reference to the whole balls/slap/car thing.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
Edited by - The Calistanian on 03/18/2005 16:07:21 |
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