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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 04/17/2005 : 21:05:06
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aww look at the wickle baby
whats the wickle babys name?
is he your wickle baby?
oh but you're so good with wickle babys!
I bet you'd make a good daddy to your own wickle babys!
want to go make some wickle babys?
see how the wickle baby makes a conversation point that might lead to some boom boom?
do you?
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 22:13:28
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Originally posted by floop
"wassup ladies?"
Don't try to pin that guy's problems on the stroller. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 22:22:41
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 22:26:38
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man baby cute:
man baby bad:
I would like to thank floop for that last image.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 22:26:55
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 22:29:31
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for that last picture? I blame the parents
guy probably wasn't breast fed
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Posted - 04/17/2005 : 23:37:22
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Originally posted by floop
i went on my secret hike today.
it's a mysterious place indeed
This is BEAUTIFUL Floop!!!
Lucky you are
I feel like a completely different person |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 01:04:21
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I want to be on floop's secret hike.
I do not want to be at work wading through a weeks worth of email.
I think I like my new hair colour, even if it doesn't match my cat.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 02:35:26
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quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
...I think I like my new hair colour, even if it doesn't match my cat....
( )
or did you mean carpet? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 02:37:45
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No - Hank, my cat.
I envy his caramel tones
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 02:59:18
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Why don't you make a nice Davy Crockett-like hat out of him?
Denis
Magnifique guillotine ventrale et Jésus tombe par terre! Le céphalopode lui paralyse les cuisses avec ses sécrétions. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 06:26:32
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On Saturday night I met the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I offered her some water in a club and she asked me if I had any pills. I said no but my friend had some back at his flat. After dancing together for the rest of the night (more her choice as I was in a world of my own due to the pill I had), we went back to my friend's flat (along with my friends) and we all sat up and chatted until about 7 in the morning, until she finally took her friend home 'cos hse was tired and had work the next day.
However, I never got a chance to ask for her number 'cos we were never alone. There is no saying she would have given it to me anyway (the number that is) but I am gutted that I didn't even get the chance to ask. It's possible I may see her again in the same club (a pretty good chance actually though not for about a month), but I also know where she works (it's a taxi firm so I could just phone their number and she should answer). I am just not sure whether to bother or just wait until we may next meet. I personally think she is out of my league, but then she does look a lot like my ex (who I still have strong feelings for), so you never know, I may have a chance.
I now can't stop thinking about her (yesterday I was seriously depressed, but that wasn't helped by comedown), but I am not sure I should persue it 'cos she is planning on going away next year to travel and I know I will fall for her big time (this is partly what split up my ex and I).
What do you guys think I should do?
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/18/2005 : 06:28:40
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 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 06:33:56
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Hey, I was about to make the exact same terrible joke, Simon.
Denis
Magnifique guillotine ventrale et Jésus tombe par terre! Le céphalopode lui paralyse les cuisses avec ses sécrétions. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 06:34:56
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I should have put (c) King Of Karaoke, I guess.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 06:42:38
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Homer you poor thing.
Don't call the taxi firm where she works - ideally wait till you next see her, if that is too unbearable to even consider wait for 3 days at the very least, go past the taxi firm ideally at some kind of dead time when she isn't in or and leave her a note with your number saying how much you enjoyed Saturday night blah blah (nothing too stalkerish) and how you'd love to spend time with her again without having to take friends home and other such annoying interruptions and distractions, thereby leaving it up to her and preserving your dignity.
Well that's what I'd do at least.
Goodluck.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 06:51:30
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Or ... random meaningless filthy sex with someone else and then check if you still feel the same way about her.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
Edited by - Surfer Rosa on 04/18/2005 06:52:06 |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 08:10:46
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I'm going to be graduated by the time this bank sorts them damn selves out
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 08:15:14
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One day Mike's going to meet a gal and she'll be very lucky because he's so damn romantic. :)
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 08:48:54
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Carolyn is right about Mike.
He should find a way to contact her. It can be
a charming way to let a girl know you're interested.
I should "Petition to ban Denis' sig."
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 08:51:30
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What? Why?
Denis
Magnifique guillotine ventrale et Jésus tombe par terre! Le céphalopode lui paralyse les cuisses avec ses sécrétions. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 08:52:13
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I think we have a serial killer of prostitutes here in Edmonton.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 08:53:03
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OK I changed it.
Denis
Let's go get sushi and not pay! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 08:54:59
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Denis cracks me up.
Good thing Carolyn's not a prostitute.
I have a fascination with serial killers.
I hate it when people make cereal jokes when the subject of
serial killers comes up.
I should post in the "what makes you feel bad" thread
that getting sunscreen in my eyes makes me feel bad.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 08:56:40
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Yeah, good thing, heh.
Alot of dead hookers dumped in and around the same area/field in the last couple years.
They just found another one yesterday.
Its sad.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 09:38:19
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
What do you guys think I should do?
stock up on pills |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 09:38:33
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More half naked sweaty pics of real life crush just arrived in my inbox.
My head is spinning.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 10:38:08
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Surfer, tell us more!
Even though I don't get along with him,
its a weird strange feeling to find out just how immoral and icky your own father is.
Yeah my mom just called me with a tres ewwww story...
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 10:46:07
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ewwwww - I can't imagine how weird that is, I'm trying to but I can't
Nothing too special really Carolynanna - I couldn't make it down to a very special gig last week (I have a crush on the guitarist) and since I couldn't make it 2 of my friends got some delicious shots of him instead. In fact I honestly do not know what they told him or how they got him to pose for some of these, but I am eternally grateful for them. I have one of the tastiest desktops ever at the moment.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 11:03:50
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I hope Surfer remembers the "Pics of Beautiful Men"
thread.
Carolyn, I feel your ewwwww and your pain.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 12:04:59
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
What do you guys think I should do?
stock up on pills
I can always rely on your floopy. That has cheered me right up!
Cheesy and Denis made me laugh too.
Thanks for the suggestions guys. I kind of made a decision on the way home today to leave it 'til I next see her in the club, but now I am not so sure again. There is no guarantee I will see her in a month's time, it may be longer. I know I am gonna be thinking about her a lot, and I am impatient at the best of times.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 13:12:06
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Thanks for the suggestions guys. I kind of made a decision on the way home today to leave it 'til I next see her in the club, but now I am not so sure again. There is no guarantee I will see her in a month's time, it may be longer. I know I am gonna be thinking about her a lot, and I am impatient at the best of times.
It'll save you the hassle of trying to come up with other masturbation fantasties. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 13:14:46
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Fuck fuck fuck - I'm doing a sneaky freelance design job and the disc with all the pics text etc, that I need is corrupted and I promised them the job first thing tomorrow morning. I hate being unreliable.
What the hell am I going to do?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 13:15:13
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DARWIN!
I love it when you talk dirty
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 13:18:26
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