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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 04/15/2005 : 22:47:50
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i just spent the entire day at Disneyland being an uncle.
there is no more unsexy act a human can perform than pushing around a stroller |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 03:28:49
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Another of my friends is splitting up from his wife-to-be.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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Posted - 04/16/2005 : 05:12:58
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The new Nick Cave's album is driving me crazy, B-sides & Rarities is amazing, Black Betty is a wonderful song!
Everybody should listen to it...
I feel like a completely different person |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 05:17:36
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I hate the bank, I hate them I hate them I hate them
Another week! I can't cope!
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 12:53:43
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My eye hurts.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 15:28:20
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My new bag makes people stare
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 15:47:28
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People who sign there e mail "love and doggy bonks" should not do that next time they e mail me
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 15:54:02
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That's crying out to be turned into someones sig
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 16:59:28
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I should probably change my signature, but I'm not sure what to use. Not the "doggy bonks" thing. I'll leave that for someone else.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 17:14:31
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what about one of the haiku lines! you did say you'd change it at 5,000
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 17:17:06
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by the way, the doggy bonk is a reference to this persons dog rooey, a giant beast of a dog who used to try to violate me every time I visited, one time this dog pinned my hair down by it's paws so I couldn't move my head and licked my face, at first I tried to scream for help but every time I opened my mouth
well
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not one of my most pleasant memories
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 18:41:53
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Hahaha, tre, you're not the only one a dog has french kissed.
A girlfriend of mine had a poodle that licked everything and anything all the time. One day it was sitting on my lap and I yawned and well....I need therapy now.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 21:08:25
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I'm tired.
I'll probably change my signature tomorrow, if I can think of anything.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 08:44:34
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Hahaha, tre, you're not the only one a dog has french kissed.
A girlfriend of mine had a poodle that licked everything and anything all the time. One day it was sitting on my lap and I yawned and well....I need therapy now.
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This is the war and not the warning.
Try growing up in a house full of great danes
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 12:04:13
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I still don't have a good signature idea.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 12:24:54
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people who I speak to on the phone who are actually in the shower at the time, is that less wierd than the doggy bonks?
my life verges on the ridiculous at times
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 13:11:48
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Originally posted by VoVat
I still don't have a good signature idea.
that could be your signature..
or, since i've retired it, you can have "know what i'm sayin' dawg?".. if you don't mind sloppy seconds |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 13:21:00
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watching this albums program might get expensive
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 13:26:12
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the interview on said albums program with Jeff Buckleys mother is one of the saddest things I ever heard.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 13:33:22
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I wonder what time I should leave home.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 13:41:04
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| you still live with your parents? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 13:52:45
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THE FUCKING LIBERTINES
IN THE TOP ALBUMS
ABOVE GRACE
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 14:08:57
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you still live with your parents?
One of them, yeah. I don't see how you could draw that conclusion from what I said, though. People who don't live with family never leave home?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 14:11:23
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i was trying to make a joke. implying that you were asking when you should "leave the nest" when in fact, i knew you meant, literally, leave the house..
see how funny jokes are when you explain them? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 14:30:23
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ex's are stupid
(edited rant)
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
Edited by - starmekitten on 04/17/2005 14:40:23 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 14:32:15
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Is 'exhilerating' a verb or an adjective?
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 14:35:18
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How does one get olive oil out of jeans?
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 14:41:32
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i was trying to make a joke. implying that you were asking when you should "leave the nest" when in fact, i knew you meant, literally, leave the house..
Oh, okay. I get it. I'm dumb. :P
When I should "leave the nest" is right now, but, unfortunately, I don't have the money.
When I'm actually going to leave the house is very soon.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Posted - 04/17/2005 : 15:32:02
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
How does one get olive oil out of jeans?
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
Try with lemmon juice, then wash it, it usually works.
I feel like a completely different person |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 15:37:18
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merci beacoup, mademoiselle rita!
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 19:45:06
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i went on my secret hike today.
it's a mysterious place indeed
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 20:29:10
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my mind has been a fucking mess lately. i need a vacation
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 20:32:57
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| you need the secret hike |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 20:50:23
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
there is no more unsexy act a human can perform than pushing around a stroller
Less sexy than rinsing the poop off of a cloth diaper? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 21:00:52
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"wassup ladies?"
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