| Author |
 Topic  |
|
Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
 Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:07:14
|
I don't know if this is true, but it's funny...
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
|
|
speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:13:48
|
| Reason I will never be a member of the US Congress: I am, apparently, grossly over-qualified. |
 |
|
|
darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
|
|
Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:44:35
|
Good ol' Snopes. It was a posting, I guess it's not so funny if it's not remotely true. I shoulda' looked their first. Maybe it's telling enough that it's believable.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
|
|
|
BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
|
|
floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 14:28:37
|
BLT - king of finding old threads
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 03/10/2005 14:28:54 |
|
|
|
Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 14:46:31
|
that was quite a brawl, glad I don't talk about politics
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
|
|
|
darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 14:53:32
|
| We've grown old and complacent. Our bellies filled with quesadillas. |
|
|
|
Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:02:22
|
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
that was quite a brawl, glad I don't talk about politics
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
Yup. If only people were intelligent and mature enough to discuss it like adults. |
|
|
|
BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
|
|
floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
|
|
starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
|
|
floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
|
|
BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
|
|
kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:14:38
|
which leads me to once again ask the Canadians on
the forum, may I please be given Canadian citizenship?
Anybody interested in adopting me or sponsoring me?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
|
|
|
floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
|
|
Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 19:04:55
|
Hahahaha, seriously this thread has turned out much more funny than I could've hoped. I seriously laughed out loud. Those who know me best know that I _never_ laugh. How dare you!
I guess that every admin at some point must post this farce. Job descriptions being what they are.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
|
|
|
floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 19:16:29
|
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
We've grown old and complacent. Our bellies filled with quesadillas.
i'm feeling nostalgic about my "i been meanin' to get out of Hollywood" signature
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
|
|
|
Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 03:16:44
|
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
I seriously laughed out loud. Those who know me best know that I _never_ laugh. How dare you!
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously."
You are not selling yourself for a summer meet-up Dean. |
|
|
|
Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 03:22:21
|
That's okay - we can hold him down and tickle him till he does.
You want it all but you can't have it.
|
|
|
|
Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 06:57:20
|
Did I mention my perpensity to dissipate volumous gas clouds whose composition is largely methane based?
I was one of those kids who wept uncontrollably from being tickled. Sometimes for weeks. All I could think was, "Here I am, supposed to be laughing, when there's people starving in <third world country x>."
I've now grown into an adult that enjoys making up ridiculous stories about himself.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
|
|
|
Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 07:01:43
|
Laughing gas okay then?
You want it all but you can't have it.
|
|
|
|
Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 07:03:28
|
| Hehe, well at least you can entertain us with those. |
|
|
|
Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 07:28:27
|
Oh yeah, NO2 is fine. I, you know, am credited with discovering it, after all...
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
|
|
|
VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 12:50:49
|
You never would have been able to, if I hadn't discovered nitrogen and oxygen first!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
|
|
|
Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 14:17:46
|
Which, of course, you could never have discovered if I hadn't invented them along with Hydrogen and Einsteinium.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
|
|
|
VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 15:19:30
|
But what about calcium? You didn't invent THAT, did you?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
|
|
|
Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 15:52:27
|
Nope. That one was Einstein.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
|
|
|
starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 15:56:03
|
well you should BOTH thank me for inventing DNA, without it you'd both be sludge.
well, with it you're both....
*cough*
lovely.
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
|
|
|
VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 16:33:53
|
Well, this is a paradox, isn't it? Isn't DNA made of some of those elements that we've been claiming to have invented? But if we couldn't have existed without said DNA, how could we have invented those elements?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
|
|
|
starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 16:38:41
|
my head hurts
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
|
|
|
VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 17:08:53
|
Well, I invented headaches. Sometimes I wish I hadn't.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
|
|
|
ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 17:35:33
|
I've heard that before. God bless America.
_____________________________________________________________________
I wanna be cool, tall, vunerable and luscious.
I would have it all if I only had this much -
No need for Lucifer to fall if he'd learn to keep his mouth shut...
* * * * * * * * * * *
http://prettycrabby.com |
|
|
|
VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 11:43:42
|
I invented God, you know.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
|
|
|
Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 18:42:43
|
Wow, that's so screwed up, it's funny.
makes you wonder what the stats would be if you added in the White House and the Federal and Supereme courts. |
|
|
|
darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 20:32:23
|
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
Wow, that's so screwed up, it's funny.
makes you wonder what the stats would be if you added in the White House and the Federal and Supereme courts.
For the love of God. It's not true!!!!
Somebody made up the numbers almost 10 years ago. It wasn't true then, and it's still not true. |
Edited by - darwin on 03/13/2005 20:37:47 |
|
|
|
Topic |
|
Dream Job
"Enlist in the Cult of Abe and attire oneself as seven score years ago"