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astrology
= Cult of Ray =
Saint Lucia
252 Posts |
 Posted - 03/09/2005 : 17:46:21
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Mr. Homer Pet Monkey iss... years old today
happy birthday
I'm a pistolero, i'm not shakin in my boots
I'm the ruler of this moon, if u move I shoots
the bad thing about talkin to inanimate things starts when they start complainin bout it |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 17:56:37
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| Aww thanks David. You're a good man. How did you know? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:03:15
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OK time for bed, but before I go, I just wanna say.
Happy birthday Sharon Stone.
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:29:03
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Happy b-day Mike. Hope all of your days are full of Sharon Stone. Or something to that effect.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1462 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:53:47
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sharon stone?? watch out for that ice pick.
try some canadian bacon. gene simmon has nothing on homer.
Birth Name: Shannon Lee Tweed
Birthdate: March 10, 1957
Birthplace: St John's, Newfoundland, Canada
Occupation: Playboy Playmate of the Year for 1982.
Significant Other(s):
Gene Simmons. Rock musician.
happy b-day.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/ and I got a free t-shirt with this dude on it." |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 19:43:00
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Happy birthday, Mr. Monkey.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 20:12:06
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happy birthday mike!!!
This ought to get you through the year...
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 21:37:23
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Happy Birthday Mike. Mine is 3/10!
Irish folk-tales scare the shit out of me |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 21:41:26
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look into the eyes
not around the eyes
into the eyes
look into the eyes
.... and you're under
you believe I actually remembered and sent a card
you also believe it was the best of all the cards
and you think it had money in
and one, two three and...
Hello, Happy Birthday, did you get my card?
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 21:51:32
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Here's to another year of too much forum use and failed slsk dates.
Cheers! |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 21:57:16
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happy birthday Homer. gotcha a cake.
enjoy your ding-dong.
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Edited by - tobafett on 03/10/2005 10:57:25 |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 22:28:30
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s'more folks who share your day...
Yuri Gagarin--1st human in space 
webster 
aidan quinn 
and that girl from yes, dear and unclebuck  |
Edited by - tobafett on 03/10/2005 00:53:28 |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 23:21:50
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Parabéns!!!
I hope I'm still on time for the party...
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 00:41:43
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Happy birthday Mike - you know what your birthday present is already.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 00:52:58
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¡Feliz cumpleaños, Michael!
Hope you'll get you some sexual activity in this special day. Come on! It's not that expensive!!! 
And Happy Birthday to Superabounder!!!
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 00:58:34
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Happy Birthday Mike.
How old are you this year, 38? I thought so.
Hope you have a fabtastic day. What are you doing? if anything?
was My bfs bday on tuesday. Pisces rock!
Please support the petition for a Carter USM DVD. Download, print and sign a petition form from http://ambernet.no-ip.org/petition.doc |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 01:00:08
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| Hey yeah, Happy Birthday Superabounder! see the egress once for me! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 02:49:08
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| Awww thanks a lot guys. I got up early for me today (10.00 am), must have been 'cos I knew it was my birthday. As soon as I woke up, I had a song in my head. Must have been my present from God. I need to go get it down soon actually, before I forget. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 04:19:18
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Happy birthday Mike. Hey, you have the same birthday as this girl:
You could perhaps invite her to your party... Or you could invite tihs guy, also born on March 10th according to some sources:
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
Edited by - vilainde on 03/10/2005 04:21:43 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 04:41:00
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Oh I get all the good ones don't I? I also share it with Prince Edward, a fellow lazy shit!
Who's that girl? |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 04:52:27
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Dunno, an actress called Olivia Wilde (sounds like a porn name but I don't think she does porn). imdb.com has a VERY nice picture of her.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 06:06:01
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Happy b-day, HPM!
Happy 900th post, Frog! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 06:26:03
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| Hehe, thanks and yeah, happy 900th post Froggy! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 07:56:06
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Happy b'day! You're number 1 in my books. Which is to say, the post rankings.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 07:58:39
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Hehe thanks Dean. It's great just to be number 1 in some way. I know there's a lot of ladies here who would want to be number 1 for you ; )
Oh and my post rate is gonna drop now as I have a job again today. About time I got off my lazy ass really. What a cool birthday. And tonight I am having Mexican (in LBF & floop's honour of course - I just wish their mothers could be here too ; )). |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 03/10/2005 08:00:29 |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 08:04:55
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Oh coo, congrats about the job thing. I hope its not as boring as your last one!
Please support the petition for a Carter USM DVD. Download, print and sign a petition form from http://ambernet.no-ip.org/petition.doc |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 08:06:56
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I just treated myself to 10 CD's for £44 on Amazon. Cheesy I got three Groop Dogdrill albums for about £5 in total. How fucking cool is that?
I also got Funeral by The Arcade Fire (it only came out over here on Monday, I only had a copy up until now), the new Idlewild album and 5 REM CD's. Cool.
A cool present also arrived for me in the post today. Nine Black Alps second single on 7 inch coloured vinyl, signed by all the band. Cool present.
Happy birthday to me indeed. |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 03/10/2005 15:19:25 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 08:09:21
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Thanks Mel, do you have the new Idlewild album yet?
Oh and go and look in your gig thread please. |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 03/10/2005 08:10:14 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 08:12:11
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Pray for Mojo!
Happy Birthday Mike!
My wish for you is that you don't have to use LBF's gift...
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 08:20:31
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Congrats and happy birthday, Monkey Boy!
Your new job doesn't have anything to do with a weird guy with a music box does it?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 08:41:32
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Hahaha, thanks ladies! I hope I don't have to use LBF's present too, though the thought was sweet.
Apl, that first pic is scaring me. The second one is an uncanny resemblance to me. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 08:44:27
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I dont have the new idlewild album. you have to let me know what its like! I am beyond skint at the moment (altho i just got paid £50 for an hours work...which could sound dubious!!!)
Please support the petition for a Carter USM DVD. Download, print and sign a petition form from http://ambernet.no-ip.org/petition.doc |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 09:12:01
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| First listen (I have a downloaded copy), pretty good. Couple of OK-ish ones, but the rest sounds very good. It will take a hell of a lot to beat the last album though. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 09:18:26
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Happy Birthday Mike.
was My bfs bday on tuesday. Pisces rock!
Please support the petition for a Carter USM DVD. Download, print and sign a petition form from http://ambernet.no-ip.org/petition.doc
you got a boyfriend mel? I'd never have guessed...
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cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 09:22:43
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I wish you all the luck you can have on your new job.
And your a march man, all borns in march are special!
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 09:45:35
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| Thanks rita, I am glad you think I am special. That's what my mum always tells me. |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY: HOMER'S PET MONKEY
