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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:53:27
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reminds me now of Simon "one stroke" Cheeseman
heh heh heh
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:13:54
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Originally posted by kathryn
LOL, kitten, LOL.
But seriously, ladies, kissing and stuff a guy with a beard,
there's that beard burn thing. You don't mind? It drives me
nuts. No more beard for Mr. Kathryn. I put my foot down. No
beard, no thanks. Mine is not an asthetic objection. It burns
and itches.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
she's talking inner thigh chafage for those who were confused
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:18:34
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quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
thought she belonged here...
Amanda Beard
Oh this is bad, but I cannot resist.
I'd shave THAT beard.
*yuk yuk yuk*
and furthermore...
I'd like to have THAT beard on my face.
Oh no.
I kill me.
*dodges rotten goat carcass*
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!
GOOD NIGHT CLEVELAND!!
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 02:54:32
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
LOL, kitten, LOL.
But seriously, ladies, kissing and stuff a guy with a beard,
there's that beard burn thing. You don't mind? It drives me
nuts. No more beard for Mr. Kathryn. I put my foot down. No
beard, no thanks. Mine is not an asthetic objection. It burns
and itches.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
she's talking inner thigh chafage for those who were confused
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
Well thanks for clearing that up Kitty, I thought she meant her armpit. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 14:06:54
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there might have been some confusion, and I am the helpful sort after all
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 00:05:59
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| Homer confused an armpit and, um, what now? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 03:25:47
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| I was kidding Toby, but for the record it was her armpit and her flange! |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 10:27:51
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 08:23:59
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Originally posted by tobafett
you mean...a bearded clam?!? i'm shocked.
Yeah that's the one. Just an expression we have here. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 08:47:25
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((sighs in annoyance some more))
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 10:09:20
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What's wrong Kiki? You not like flange? How about growler? Minge? Axe wound? Badly packed kebab?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 10:17:44
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piss flaps!
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 10:20:32
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Salmon wings?
So, so sorry I'm just too easily caught up in the moment.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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santo
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 03/15/2005 : 10:22:46
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 16:10:31
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2005 : 18:23:35
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I think someone's coming to beard us in our den.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2005 : 19:15:00
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i went to high school with a guy who's last name was Beard. we used to call him "Beardy" and make beard-related jokes all the time.
he later went on to commit suicide
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2005 : 21:40:43
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Yo, Beardo! Vote Quimby!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2005 : 23:33:15
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Originally posted by kathryn
I went to school with a kid named Hooker. This was
in the pre-TJ Hooker days and there was no way to
get around the hooker jokes. .
yeah, as if tj hooker would have shielded the poor boy... |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 00:39:27
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Originally posted by kathryn
Did he really?
no. he's alive and well as far as i know.. that was one of those "bad jokes'
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 02:42:36
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That's all lovely.
Now can you all start delivering on the man candy again please.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 02:46:21
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Did he really?
I went to school with a kid named Hooker. This was
in the pre-TJ Hooker days and there was no way to
get around the hooker jokes. LBF and floop would
have had a field day making mom jokes at this kid's
expense. He did not go on to commit suicide, as far
as I know.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
There were pre-TJ Hooker days?
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 08:24:01
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 (Taken back in November of 2004)
I will continue to grow my beard out until I am commissioned in the US military, which I do not plan on attempting until like 2012 or something...
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / abstained for five months / born again!" |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 08:53:20
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 11:43:16
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May I interrupt this thread for a moment to post a photo
of a TJ Hooker-era Heather Locklear? I've had a girl
crush on her since her days on Dynasty. Last week,
my friends had a little boy they named Samuel Joseph
and I call him "Sammy Jo," which, I don't need to remind
anybody was Heather's character on that fine television
program.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 15:30:16
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Post a hotter pic than that, kathryn.
Come ON.
Flange.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:23:08
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:27:38
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She had feathers in her hair? Was she turning into a bird? 'Cause that's a real bitch.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Perk
- FB Fan -
USA
210 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 21:18:11
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Kathryn
Would Heather be the older woman now ?
Girl crush ? a hair thing or kissy thing ?
I get so gay sometimes.
<Perk is not gay>
Don't sweat the petty things
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:09:00
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Perk, before I can answer, what's your gender?
Meanwhile, a more recent photo.
Anybody hungry for a snack?
http://www.geocities.com/tvtitans/ppl0514a.jpg
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:18:37
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and now for a couple of older fotos.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:22:59
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quote:
Originally posted by Erebus
Wow, TOTI, are you an Aggie? I graduated from there too many years ago to mention. Gig 'em Aggies!
Really? I grew up (well 5th grade until college) in Bryan. I hated place. Escaped to California. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:25:43
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Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Mmmm, Battle of the Network Stars. Billy Crystal and Scott Baio were beasts on that show. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:32:34
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She's so great!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 14:00:34
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---->>>
My ultimate goal...There should be more Rick Rubins in the word.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / abstained for five months / born again!" |
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The bearded thread
