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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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 Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:15:34
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Bearded Thread, I thought for sure this was going to be about Floop's mom.
I just shaved my beard off the other day when kathryn said I would get laid, she was wrong. PLus, after seeing Erebus and Floop's mom, I figured it hopeless that I'd ever win a contest.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:16:43
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LBF, please report to the sin thread
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 19:28:40
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This thread is great,
more pics please.
Damnit, I just shaved my beard last week and forgot to take pics!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 19:41:55
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I had a beard at certain times in college, but I haven't had one in years. I don't shave every day, though, so sometimes my face is a bit scruffy-looking.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 20:58:37
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check out beardy floop there!
grr, manly
*cough*
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 21:02:26
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do you need a lozenge?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =
USA
899 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 21:25:25
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| I actually look pretty similar to the guy in Carolynanna's first post, though I often contemplate shaving it all off. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 21:26:56
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| this is so uncanny...i just shaved off me beard on saturday...had it for 2 months...nice to be back to the ol' goatee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 21:31:12
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no, it's ok floop, just had a bit of sick in my throat there
actually, the beardy suits you very much
it's a shame you go all fly like really.
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 22:38:17
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Nice LBF! d'ya just get outta prison? is there a handgun in your right hand?
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 22:42:34
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Originally posted by tobafett
Nice LBF! d'ya just get outta prison? is there a handgun in your right hand?
:)
maybe
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/10/2005 : 00:38:17
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As a connoisseur of unshaven men, I'd like to take the opportunity to thank you all.
Especially you LBF.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 00:46:36
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the way these days are going
there is going to be a bunch of
Litte Baby Black Surfer Rosa's
bouncing around the house...
just kidding, (sort of) =)
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 00:48:42
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Can I rather have cats please, I'm not so good with the kids.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Posted - 03/10/2005 : 00:49:43
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Where you fishing floop?
You guys look all great bearded, although I prefer a shaved face.
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 01:00:02
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
Can I rather have cats please, I'm not so good with the kids.
You want it all but you can't have it.
If they emerge from your vagina, sure?
=) haha (kidding, did I say that?)
You can have this bastard, he's a real bastard: he thrives on attention, negative and positive. If you come over to my house and sit on the couch, he's on your lap in 30 seconds, he swipes at your face begging for petting and attention... neary as bad as a baby with the sharp-ass, unrelenting claws and all, except he sleeps a lot more than a baby...
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/10/2005 : 01:07:34
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Sounds all too familiar. Both my two are like that - I get miaowed at, smacked and bitten till I give the attention they want. I cannot even shower without having a cat sitting at the door waiting for me.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 01:23:40
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
Sounds all too familiar. Both my two are like that - I get miaowed at, smacked and bitten till I give the attention they want. I cannot even shower without having a cat sitting at the door waiting for me.
You want it all but you can't have it.
I am way less maintenance than a pushy cat, I assure you. More like a fat lazy cat I am...
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 02:33:37
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So you respond well to tummy tickles and chin rubs?
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 03:15:02
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
So you respond well to tummy tickles and chin rubs?
You want it all but you can't have it.
fuck yeah... 24/7
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 03:24:50
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Do you promise to purr?
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:07:46
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| I don't know how men go on with them, they get so itchy. As annoying as it is to have to shave every day or so, I'd rather do that than have to put up with the constant itch, especially when playing sports and sweating a lot. That's probably why you don't see many sportsmen with beards. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:17:57
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| Aaah but I am not saying they don't look good. On the right man they do. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 14:42:54
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I become bearded for several reasons.
Truthfully, the number one reason is that I simply do not care and am too lazy to shave.
If there was a woman in my life that were allowing me to touch her face with mine and she objected to the yard, I'd mow it...but there ain't.
Secondarily, I like women who like beards because that means if i get with her, then i can be lazy and don't have to shave.
Tertiarily, i can grow a pretty damned good one and feel an obligation to do so on occaision if only to mock the facial-folicularly challenged.
Haha! Sorry about your hormonal imbalance you hairless bastards!
*ahem*
Finally..and quaternarliy...ummmm...i don't have a fourth reason, I just wanted to say quaternarily.
I probly spelt it wrong but it feels good anyway. |
Edited by - KimStanleyRobinson on 03/10/2005 14:47:31 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:21:39
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No sportsmen with beards? Did you erase the 70's from your consciousness?
It doesn't itch at all, Mike, you excuse-making, follically-challenged slaphead. Well, mine doesn't at any rate.
My favourite use for a beard so far: when your hand gets bored, it has something to do. Stroking your beard is just the best.
Second favourite: women like to stroke it. This is a very good thing.
I'm with KSR really. I like my fuzz kinda short, so I'll trim it to a grade one maybe once a week. This takes half the time a swift shave would do, so you're using approximately 1/14th of the time per week.
If you do it on Monday or so, then by Friday/Saturday/going out night, you've got a fair-to-reasonable covering without looking like you've just shaved. It's an art man.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:28:08
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
It doesn't itch at all, Mike, you excuse-making, follically-challenged slaphead.
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
Hahaha, says you! Time to face up to facts Simon. You're bald!
And I did say not many sportsmen, not ex-sportsmen. Besides they didn't run back then, they just strolled around. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:33:15
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Heheh, you're not wrong. I'm thinking combover-esque hair extensions are the way to go for me.
You're right with the sportsmen I guess. The only one I can think of who pulled his weight was the Baumer.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:34:19
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:48:07
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i developed a fascination with beards last year
i think i'm over it now though
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:01:02
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One stroke, that's all it'd take, I promise.
Further use: insulation. I shaved a while back and it was really chilly.
Further bonus: women like Surfer Rosa like the rugged, grizzly look. I like women like Surfer Rosa.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:04:28
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*races to shave beard*
ahem.
Oh, hi there star!
Yep, jest shaved it.
Yeah, i clean up purdy good, eh?
Yep.
Hehe.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:05:51
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
One stroke, that's all it'd take, I promise.
heh heh heh
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Further use: insulation. I shaved my back and it was really chilly.
heh heh heh
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Further bonus: women like Surfer Rosa like the rugged
heh heh heh
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grizzly look.
heh heh heh
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:45:04
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thought she belonged here...
Amanda Beard |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:49:12
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What kind of a name is "Beard," anyway?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:52:04
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| a good, strong name! reminds one of Vikings, the guy from zz top, and my favorite kind of clam. |
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