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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
 Posted - 03/08/2005 : 10:59:39
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Please post a line of nonsense. Limit to one line/sentance per post, and give NO explanation. You will find these hilarious.
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There is a porpoise in the staple lamp.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:01:28
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| It's not yours, it's mine.....I put it in the oven! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:21:49
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i'll make the appointment when i fuckin' feel like it
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:35:25
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| floop is right. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:36:57
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| I had intercourse last night. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:37:33
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| Evil Dead. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:45:08
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Christian Animation Torch Carriers
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:46:26
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Clown Prince of the Menthol Trailer
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:47:55
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I just saw speedy's photo and ...
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:52:06
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count chocula ate my sea monkeys
i miss the last men on earth
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:58:08
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I just saw speedy's photo and ...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Don't leave me hanging.... Bugaboo Willy Paws and the 10 golden chalice.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 11:59:28
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trust us speedy, trust us..... gibber gibber i'm a teapot...
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:07:20
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There is a crumb where there used to be none. Nun.
(how you doin' speedy?)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:08:51
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| Trust no one.... and it went silently, holding mercy before all. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:10:13
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Vacuum breathes space into ether domes of brilliant light.
(I'm fine punkin', you?) |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:12:31
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moon rabbits flummoxed the aubergine
(wolf whistles...)
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:14:49
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I found this in my cousin Tumps's body.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:17:37
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Foot above, heaven around, all none the less of more
(hadn't seen your photo before, speedster. that's all
i'm sayin' babe)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:20:59
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The moon swallows the month.
(And I've still not seen yours, babe) |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:22:07
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That looks like that stuff freckles lets out onced a mumf.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:32:40
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Mommy, mommy...there's babies in the potty!
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:33:24
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Dew and orange and moon and blood and everything
with tangents and tangerines and Algiers and no more
(if we strung this thread together, we'd have us the
new Cocteau Twins song.
Speedy, all I can say is "wow!")
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 12:53:01
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
count chocula ate my sea monkeys
i miss the last men on earth
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
I must say that this is turning into "The Last Men on Earth" song titles/album thread...
However, back on topic:
My nasal map sliced off the calendar fuzz.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 13:16:16
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Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow papa-ooma-mow-mow
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 13:19:41
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purple bananas made me buttfuck dr phil's stuffed penguin
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 13:20:01
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the monkeys dance in my black socks
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 13:31:21
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| "Stop rubbing the aubergine, Michael!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 13:58:29
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| People dance to these records at weddings, then go home and conceive children to them. |
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deleted
4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 14:40:31
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ULAKANAKULOT
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 14:48:31
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I don't know, I hadn't seen the Morris Dancers.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 15:04:47
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| Joanne's mother didn't work for three or four weeks. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 15:07:02
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syphillis the pig gave succour to her shaven wolf child as it squealed and oozed out green
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 15:21:45
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nachos and thirst and everything within the square-jawed
voting booth all at once but then none but the eyeball. or not.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 15:24:22
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los chupacabras estes fantasticos!
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 15:24:37
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| Did those bartenders sing two days ago? |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 15:54:24
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The soupy thing in the polyp dish...the thing goes round and round.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
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