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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 03/07/2005 : 17:20:24
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Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
Ok. I just got back from the doctor.
Now I am freaking out.
My symptoms have no source...in other words, there's no reason why I am feeling so sick. I underwent a battery of blood tests to check my liver functions, because the doctor is fearing I may have some liver trouble. Great. And I had X-Rays taken of it and my lungs and other internals. "We'll call you in a couple days...sooner if there is something very wrong." Thanks, doc.
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Maybe I am just a pussy.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN
liver problems? yikes. i thought you said you had a cold? what are your symptoms?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 17:59:16
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This thread, with its talk of rampant bacteria, is scaring
the bejezus out of me.
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Elephant
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Canada
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 19:17:59
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Speaking of doctors, I have a regular check-up tomorrow. Hopefully in a regular check up he doesn't go in my pants or something, or stick his hand up my ass.
I would be way more comftorable with a female doctor then a male doctor, I don't know why though. I'm not a homophobe or something and it's not like I have a thing against doctors. But I kind of think it's akward to have a doctor INVESTIGATE "DOWN-THERE", even though that is what doctors are suposta' do, and they are professional and everything.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 19:20:35
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Elephant, depending on your age, you may be asked
to cough. Ever had a prostate exam? I hear those
are fun.
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 19:22:30
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| I'm 15, so I won't have a prostate exam. Ha ha ha, but like... I never want one. I would rather get cancer inside of my ass or whatever it is that goes on inside of there, then have a doctor's hand inside. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 19:30:23
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Being a 15-yr-old male, you may have trouble
accepting this from a female more than twice
your age (that would be me) but one gets used
to medical hands going in places where the sun
don't shine. I don't want cancer anywhere so I don't
care where nurses or doctors poke around.
Relax. Your check-up will be fine. And I can understand
your preferring a female doc to a male doc. That said,
I would never in a million years want a female gyno.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/08/2005 : 03:31:58
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yeah, I got violated by a cute doctor once, he used vaseline, it was all good
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/08/2005 : 05:05:54
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| If it's a female doc though, what if you get a hard on? Most embarressing. I assume that wouldn't happen to you if it was a male doctor. The only time I have ever had a doctor check my nads was when I thought I may have had a lump, and the doctor was male. I was fine with this, in fact I think I prefered it 'cos I knew there was no chance of any 'movement'. I am sure they have all felt a million bollocks, cocks & growlers! |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 03/08/2005 : 08:30:32
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quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
[quote]Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
Ok. I just got back from the doctor.
Now I am freaking out.
My symptoms have no source...in other words, there's no reason why I am feeling so sick. I underwent a battery of blood tests to check my liver functions, because the doctor is fearing I may have some liver trouble. Great. And I had X-Rays taken of it and my lungs and other internals. "We'll call you in a couple days...sooner if there is something very wrong." Thanks, doc.
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Maybe I am just a pussy.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN
liver problems? yikes. i thought you said you had a cold? what are your symptoms?
Exactly. Thats why I feared going in the first place.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 03/08/2005 : 09:38:53
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starmekitten did you ignore when i said they kenw i had a bacterial infection (reason why i am taking antibiotics). it's just they don't know what type or where.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/08/2005 : 09:47:01
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nope
you mentioned elevated levels of c-reactive protein and you see c reactive protein is generally a scavenger protein going after the fragments of degraded bacteria that have been left over from macrophage activity which means your getting over it now. it was also meant to help reassure that you're not dying.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 03/08/2005 : 13:02:55
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i did mention it.
btw raised CRP levels isn't always a sign of bacterial infections, where are you getting your bullshit?
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 13:07:03
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Alberts molecular biology of the cell
immunobiology (fifth edition)
medical microbiology
eurekah bioscience collection
textbooks and online journals. you know, that i use for the biomedical postgrad.
where you getting yours?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 13:54:35
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 22:09:19
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
If it's a female doc though, what if you get a hard on? Most embarressing. I assume that wouldn't happen to you if it was a male doctor. The only time I have ever had a doctor check my nads was when I thought I may have had a lump, and the doctor was male. I was fine with this, in fact I think I prefered it 'cos I knew there was no chance of any 'movement'. I am sure they have all felt a million bollocks, cocks & growlers!
Yes, the hardon is my biggest fear. With a female doctor I wouldn't really care. So what if some cute doctor sees my kibbles and bits standing in attention. I don't care, I'm not ashamed of anything "down there". What happens if I get a hardon with a male doctor, what happens if the wind catches my nads just right and it gets tingly down there.
The more I think about it - the more I would know I would probably get hardon if I did have a female doctor. Hey, it's not like I'm cool like the fonz or anything.
Anyways, I went to the doctor today for a full physical. All he did was look in my ears, ask me to open my mouth, and tested my heart rate. He didn't even give me a blood test or anything like that, didn't even have to take my pants off.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 04:37:14
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I was pretty confident that I wouldn't get a hard-on with the male doctor. I mean, he wasn't even cute.
Seriously though, I would be pretty embarrassed if I got one with a female doctor, and I think you would too if the situation, ahem, arose. |
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Afraid of doctors
