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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  13:22:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i didn't, but if you did, post here and tell us about it!




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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  13:24:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
floop! I was so, um, excited for you.

You might want to check out the Surefire Ways To Get Laid
thread I just started, floop. It is sure to fill up with the collective
forum wisdom.




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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  13:25:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
when the day comes, i promise to post in this thread.




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  13:26:50  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm married and can't even post in this thread - how tragic is that?

Well officially at least.

You want it all but you can't have it.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  13:28:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm married and I can.


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  13:28:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
<cough>
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vilainde
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Niue
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  13:38:21  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I had 2 nights ago. Am I allowed to post?


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  14:00:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde

I had 2 nights ago. Am I allowed to post?



i'll let it slide this time. but in the future please only post when you had intercourse within a 24 hour period.




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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n/a
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  14:04:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I was very happy to read this...but then disapointed.

You know I'm married, so that says all.


The greatest thing, you'll ever learn,
is just to love, and be loved in return.
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  15:40:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Im not married I suck

The Truth Is Out There
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  16:54:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is this going to be one of those threads with, um, rigid
rules that we have to break down, like I had to with
KOK's "Last Night I Watched" thread? This 24-hour
window is already cramping my style.


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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  16:56:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
maybe we could make it 24 months so I can play too

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  16:59:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Perhaps we also need a strict definition of intercourse. Is it the Bill Clinton definition or are we being more inclusive?
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  17:02:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Very good question, darwin. It's good to have
Ph.D. holders around.

Can we get an answer from the film-school grad?


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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  17:08:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

maybe we could make it 24 months so I can play too

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.



24 months? That's a lot of months...


Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid?
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  17:26:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Be nice, Rita!


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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  17:33:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

Perhaps we also need a strict definition of intercourse. Is it the Bill Clinton definition or are we being more inclusive?



Does self-sufficiency count?


Irish folk-tales scare the shit out of me
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  17:46:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OK Kiki, I'll try...


Have you heard
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What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid?
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  17:46:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i find that giving up all hope doesn't help you get laid, but it does make it easier to go on living.


A monkey will eat dirt if you make him.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/06/2005 :  18:08:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde

I had 2 nights ago. Am I allowed to post?


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."



You had sex the night before you ran a half marathon?
I can't figure out if that's stupid of you or studly.
(It's weird how much we all know about each other!)


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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 03/06/2005 :  18:13:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I said 24 months because the rules 24 hours, I figured I'd stay with the 24 rule...

It's been less than 24 months, a lot less, but still way, way too long...

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2005 :  03:53:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll never post here again.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2005 :  08:37:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If it was upto my husband I could post here every day...

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/07/2005 :  08:49:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You complaining?

I credited you with more passion than that C.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2005 :  08:56:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nah, I ain't complaining.
You're right, I mean it would be horrible if it was the other way around, like a Peg Bundy kind of thing.

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.

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hawken
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USA
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Posted - 03/07/2005 :  09:17:52  Show Profile  Visit hawken's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Last night was great....we finally had a nice day around here (DC), so I got out and went on a jog. Took it easy for the rest of the day and just played guitar and watched TV.

Then my girlfriend paid me a visit around 8 and we laid on the couch for awhile just watching TV before we decided to satisfy our most basic desires. It was nice.

I wish all Sundays could be so pleasant.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2005 :  09:28:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Getting jiggy with it.
Na na na na na na na!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 03/07/2005 :  09:34:33  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
My husband just texted me to let me know he's back in town.

I could be lucky tonight.

*dusts off handcuffs to ensure a good night*

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2005 :  09:36:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I was ashamed of loving that Will Smith song until I read an interview in which Liz Phair admitted the same.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2005 :  09:51:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hawken

Last night was great....we finally had a nice day around here (DC), so I got out and went on a jog. Took it easy for the rest of the day and just played guitar and watched TV.

Then my girlfriend paid me a visit around 8 and we laid on the couch for awhile just watching TV before we decided to satisfy our most basic desires. It was nice.

I wish all Sundays could be so pleasant.












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hawken
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USA
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Posted - 03/07/2005 :  10:12:32  Show Profile  Visit hawken's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Getting jiggy with it.
Na na na na na na na!


Indeed....like the images above also!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2005 :  10:14:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Care to post any pictures of your own?
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hawken
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USA
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Posted - 03/07/2005 :  10:32:01  Show Profile  Visit hawken's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I can't post anything too interesting....but here's one where I'm getting some attention. I have the photographer to thank for the pose...."why don't you girls give him a little kiss". Thanks cameraman!


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/07/2005 :  10:39:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You look REALLY familiar. I bviously don't know you though.

So neither of those girls is your girlfriend?
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hawken
- FB Fan -

USA
178 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2005 :  10:46:34  Show Profile  Visit hawken's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Not now....though I did date the one on the right for a couple months about 4 years ago, god time flies.

Look familiar...hmmm, perhaps I have a twin across the pond that I'm unaware of.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 03/07/2005 :  11:00:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Another procedural question:

What if "intercourse" occurred not last night but
this morning or this afternoon?

Can we still post?


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