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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:18:45
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i would say if you're a grown man (or even a teenager), riding a razor scooter is somewhere near the top of the list
 
feel free to add more
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 03/04/2005 13:20:33 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:24:05
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That goes for public defecation too Tony...
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:26:14
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also, driving a Saturn station wagon
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:31:11
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Wear these, unless your going to a gay leather bar, then you might have a chance.
'it seems,' I said, looking up at the sun, 'when a man dreams, a white butterfly does be after coming out of his mouth and walking away; and when it comes back again, it is then he awakes.' |
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Banned By Mods Request
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Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:52:36
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:55:18
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are you kidding? wedding rings are chick magnets.
seriously
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:58:38
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Participating on this forum.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:59:53
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Participating on this forum.
i think you might be onto something
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:12:26
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Participating on this forum.
i think you might be onto something
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Theoretically, yes...physically, no.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:15:13
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How about this brilliant move, by a single guy
at a restaurant the other night?
Slipping your cell phone number to a woman you
damn well know is married. Just, oh, ever so casually
putting it into her hand and then (shudder) winking.
Winking!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:17:08
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giving your number out to a girl is a waste of paper. they'll never call. you have to get their number. any time you ask for a girls number and she says, "why don't you give me your number?" it's the kiss of death..
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:17:19
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Calling the woman interviewing you a "sexy bitch"
You want it all but you can't have it.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:20:12
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Try to impress a girl by showing her these:
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:33:59
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Participating on this forum.
i think you might be onto something
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Theoretically, yes...physically, no.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Frankly, I thought this little dialogue was hilarious. I expected more praise regarding this.
I do understand that this is not helping me get laid either.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:44:29
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Whatever the ways are not to get laid, of late I seem to possess an innate ability to execute them.
Never leaving the house is a good one.
I think my beard is holding me back and so is my wardrobe or lack thereof.
Dating Mormons rarely works either.
It seems to me I may never have sex again, I hope this isn't true.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:47:26
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it's been a while for me too (aside from LBF's mom)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 03/04/2005 14:52:01 |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:49:16
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
nice ride, floop! why didn't you post that in the cool cars thread a few weeks ago? that's a rad automobile...girls have to respect that--shows you're ready to be a family guy
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:53:17
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I should have been expecting that one...
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:59:36
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saw these guys in the parking lot yesterday--must've been debating minutae on the Lord of the Rings or swords of wounding or something:
Dude the first--long greasy black hair. square, HUGE-ASS eyeglasses (1/2 his face types), trenchcoat, combat boots. black shirt and jeans and silver necklace with some kind of crystal. weighed about 3 1/2 bills. i could almost smell him from 500 feet away...
Dude the second--short, billgates hair, blonde. same huge-ass glasses, white (yellow really) shirt and brown kneelength shorts. tall socks with chuck connors (is that right?) converse sneakers. he weighed about 82 pounds and was very animated.
nerds...who goes after those guys??? |
Edited by - tobafett on 03/04/2005 15:00:01 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 15:25:01
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LBF, here is your -point approach to getting the ladies to give you some lovin'
• Shave the beard. If you're really serious about getting laid, shave the head, too.
• Leave the house
• Find the first non-Mormon woman who strikes your fancy.
• Introduce yourself
• Have conversation
• Do not mention station wagons or LOTR
Good luck and have fun.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 15:27:06
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Or, keep the beard, get loads of bad tattoos and get the first non-mormon woman who strikes your fancy drunk.
Hey, I've seen this work many times.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 15:40:10
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 16:02:32
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Chicken won't get you laid?
But tofu will?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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broken part
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Posted - 03/04/2005 : 16:11:45
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dress like batman:
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 16:17:52
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Is that your Corgi? I love that breed!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Posted - 03/04/2005 : 16:18:58
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Chicken won't get you laid?
But tofu will?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Tofu will! You know that...
The greatest thing, you'll ever learn,
is just to love, and be loved in return. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 16:33:13
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Weave your pubes into a portrait of Vince Neil
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 16:53:53
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| this makes me wanna start a "worst pickup lines ever" thread...isn't that where MOST chances are shot down after first physical appearance check? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 17:20:35
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Originally posted by floop
are you kidding? wedding rings are chick magnets.
seriously
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Heh, I think he was saying if you GET married (note ring going on to girl's finger) then you don't get laid...
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 17:25:00
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
quote:
Originally posted by floop
are you kidding? wedding rings are chick magnets.
seriously
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Heh, I think he was saying if you GET married (note ring going on to girl's finger) then you don't get laid...
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously."
ah, yes.. gotcha.
agreed.
it is true though that guys with wedding rings are attractive to the female species. it has something to do with Murphy's Law
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 03/04/2005 17:26:45 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 17:29:50
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Chicken won't get you laid?
But tofu will?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Once the chicken is dead, 'aint nothing getting laid girlfriend. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 17:35:08
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Chicken won't get you laid?
But tofu will?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Once the chicken is dead, 'aint nothing getting laid girlfriend.
on the contrary..
(ok, i'm not going there)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 03/04/2005 : 21:22:19
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it is true though that guys with wedding rings are attractive to the female species.
Females are a separate species? Does that mean homosexuality is the only way to avoid bestiality?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/05/2005 : 01:30:05
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weave your pubes into a portrait of Dr. Phil
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Posted - 03/05/2005 : 01:40:15
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The greatest thing, you'll ever learn,
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surefire ways not to get laid
