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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 03/01/2005 : 14:12:45
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Hehe, yeah that's about it. The only girls you will attract are diseased little scally slags.
Oh that's who you wanted to attract? Fair enough then.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 14:20:07
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| Non-diseased little scally slages won't even look in my non-chav direction. It's sad. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 14:25:47
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Awww. When you come over here, I'll take you out and we can go and pick some up if you like.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 14:31:40
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Aw shucks, that's kind of you Mikey. This genital cream smells something fierce, but I have enough ice and Axe on me, they won't notice...
Tell me you guys have Axe over there. It's like advertising that you're a moron over here. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 14:35:06
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Never heard of it.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 14:36:40
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| Axe deoderant body spray. It's like spary on chav. Popular commercials showing women attacking (sexually) anything sprayed with it. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 14:42:31
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It's Lynx, baby. Brings me out in a rash. Its spary on chav, I tell you.
Apparently, Romford and Chatham vie for the title of Official Home Of The Chav. Never been to Romford, last went to Chatham when I was at the age when buying Connectibles was cool, so I wouldn't really know. Or want to.
However, I do find myself considering chavs like an artform now, as in, "that is the chaviest chav I have seen in my life."
It's a strange one though, calling someone a chav. They've always existed, but they were Townies before, if I remember aright. Check out 'Gone', on Series 2 of Spaced for the finest examples of pre-chav chavs. Clever boys.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 14:47:10
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Yeah I hate this new name, Chav. I have always called them scallies and townies.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:39:16
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I don't even know what blimey means. Like "darn" or
something?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:49:27
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| Like gosh. It means you are surprised. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:51:05
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You cant explain one british word with another, mike, it defies the point!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:51:58
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Oh, Ok, thanks. I am embarrassed to admit that I had to ask
Tre not too long ago what, oh, shit now I can't remember the word.
It was some expression that I've heard forever and she said
it meant "England." What is it? Blightey?
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:54:32
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| yup, Blighty...you got it! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:55:37
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That's it. I mean, Morrissey mentions it in songs. It's an often-encountered
word and I was in the dark for years.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 17:03:01
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
You cant explain one british word with another, mike, it defies the point!
That's why I added the second bit. I think that explained it to everyone more intelligent than a monkey. Which everyone here is. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 17:23:42
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| except those of us who are thicker than two planks stuck together with stupid glue... |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/02/2005 : 00:41:24
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chav - council house and violent
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 03/02/2005 : 02:34:09
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yeah, i used to call them townies too.
But then they cottoned on to the fact they were being called townies, so me and my friends at the time changed their names to sprays & stripes. Sprays - girl townies, because of the amount of hair spray used, Stripes - boy townies because of the numerous adidas brands they would be wearing...
On the class matter, i dont think its so much about them being poor, an awful lot of them are not, its the choices of places they hang around (shops) and life they lead, a well as the morals (or lack of them|) that lead to their status
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 03/02/2005 : 03:05:40
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Originally posted by kathryn
That's it. I mean, Morrissey mentions it in songs. It's an often-encountered
word and I was in the dark for years.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
As in, "Take me back to dear old Blighty... drop me off at Birmingham but I DON'T CARE!"
Import terminology in the chav lexicon: Croydon facelift. Female hairstyle...
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 11:48:48
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I heart Cheeseman.
More! More!
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