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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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 Posted - 02/25/2005 : 14:33:33
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Originally posted by BLT
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
3.5 hours to get from Santa Monica to the Troubadour is just not right.
I don't see how that's possible unless you went via San Bernardino.
my knowledge of california's geography is pretty slim but i was thinking the same thing "uh, only if you went an hour in the wrong direction first" 
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 02/25/2005 : 14:46:19
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Originally posted by kathryn
A couple of hours ago, I'm driving along with my kid and some
woman has stopped her minivan in the middle of the road, parked
it sideways, so she can block a guy across the cross street
all the better for him to view her leaning most of her body out
of her window and giving him the finger. I hear a little voice
from my backseat ask, "Mommy, what is that lady doing with her
hand?"
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
this reminds me of a time when i was driving with my daughter and there was an anti-abortion protest on the sidewalks, people holding up bloody foetus models speared on sticks, signs that say "doctors-murder your own children", "abortion = eternal damnation" sorta stuff, and my daughter says "hey dad, they're having a parade, what's the parade for?" i replied "apparently it's an idiocy and ignorance avocacy parade, please don't look out the window at them" she put her head down too, as i got off the street, then she says, "who has a parade on the sidewalk anyways?" i laughed and agreed.
little kids holding up aborted foetus' on sticks, fucking gross using your kids like that, part of me wanted to drive on the sidewalk......
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 14:47:22
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Originally posted by apl4eris
The thing about bologna is they may not notice it for a while. Just a quiet, unassuming "splat".
Though the egg is a perfect weapon, and food, it tends to run and make its presence known too soon.
kinda scary that we have corrosive elements in our diets.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 02/25/2005 : 15:21:09
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
part of me wanted to drive on the sidewalk......
the flame throwing device would eliminate the need to drive on the sidewalk
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 16:35:27
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wasn't there a car in "running man" that had saw blades coming out the side about knee height or something, that would be cool.
or maybre i'm thinking of the buzz wagon:
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 02/25/2005 : 20:43:13
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Funny egg/SUV story. One of our customers with a Hummer H2 walked out one morning to find it covered in eggs. In his rage he noticed a stack of egg cartons piled next to the car. After trying to wash off the eggs (unsuccessfully) his attention turned to the type of eggs. The brand on the carton turned out to be one sold at a particular grocery store chain only, so he drove to the one nearest his house. Turns out they were able to check their computers or cash registers or something and determine that there was a purchase of 15 cartons of those eggs the night before. Furthermore, the purchase was accompanied by a swipe of their "Reward Card" which gives discounts and tracks purchases. And also has customer information. The mom at the house tried to deny that anyone in her household had egged the Hummer, but the kid cracked and spilled the beans.
Jeez. I would have been so busted if they had had real computers and such when I was growing up.
P.S. That customer was a real prick and was definitely worthy of floop's flaming egg cannon machine.
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 21:04:12
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If I was the mother, I would sue the store for placing my family at risk. Who knows who the hell that hummer guy is? Without legal intervention, they shouldn't be doing name & address lookups for walk-ins with funny stories. Very scary. You should report them to the BBB. For fun.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 02/25/2005 : 21:10:40
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Originally posted by SpudBoy
You should report them to the BBB. For fun.
and then egg them
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 02/25/2005 : 21:28:45
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 02/25/2005 : 23:16:55
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| Keep beathing honey!! You know what also seem to be bad are all those mini van drivers too!! You hang in there floop! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/26/2005 : 00:37:34
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Originally posted by floop
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
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Originally posted by BLT
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
3.5 hours to get from Santa Monica to the Troubadour is just not right.
I don't see how that's possible unless you went via San Bernardino.
Solid gridlock - it was just after all the rain and quite a few roads were closed, so I don't know if that affected it.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
i was going to say that too.. i mean, no question about it our traffic is the absolute fucking worst. but 3 1/2 hours to the Troubadour from SM. even in the worst traffic, it should be an hour 1/2 tops..
it's so sad that you came during all that crappy rain surfer (we're having more right now)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
It wasn't too bad really - had all my amoeba purchases and a tasty bit of company to match. I caught the after effects of the rain and even with the shitty traffic I fell in love with that crazy place.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 02/26/2005 : 01:39:06
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i love amoeba too. ;)
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