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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  09:35:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Would you like something to read?"
"Do you have anything light?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... how about this leaflet, famous Jewish sports legends?"



Love, love, my season
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  10:56:51  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

You wanna go for a ride?
No thanks.
No thanks. What does that mean?
I don't want to go.
Go where?
On a ride.
A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Okay, let's go. Hey, let's go

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Thats Blue Velvet HPM?
Something along these lines: "I'd advise you to do what your parents did, GET A JOB SIR!"


'it seems,' I said, looking up at the sun, 'when a man dreams, a white butterfly does be after coming out of his mouth and walking away; and when it comes back again, it is then he awakes.'
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  12:12:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well done sir. You are indeed correct.

"How soon can you land?
"I can't tell."
"You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
"NO, I mean I'm just not sure.
"Well, can't you take a guess?
"Well, not for another 2 hours.
"You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?"

I can't take any more of my quotes. I gotta go and watch this film again.

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  14:03:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Your mom went to college!


I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  14:04:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I love that it's actually Ethel Merman.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  14:07:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I know yeah, I just finished watching it now, and I had forgotten all about that part. Brilliant.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop using amphetimines"

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  14:18:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
All you do is eat our food and fuck my mom...motherfucking food eater!

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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5154 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  15:15:02  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
floop's last one is from zoolander

therewererumors' last one was from the big lebowski

all of hpm's are clearly from airplane!

let's see...here's a good one : "l'd love to see this town in the autumn. I think Crabbeville in autumn would look quite magnificent."




-Brian

If you move I shoots!

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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:42:13  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I don't a clue which films any of those quotes are from but thier all hilarious , especailly the "motherfucking food eater"! lol! The only other one I have is "my mother in law called me a pervert because I drank all the water from the water bed". I have a feeling I posted this before?


'it seems,' I said, looking up at the sun, 'when a man dreams, a white butterfly does be after coming out of his mouth and walking away; and when it comes back again, it is then he awakes.'
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:45:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
carolynanna: RIVER'S EDGE, right?




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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freakin phreak
- FB Fan -

161 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  16:53:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
shine of the evers is from napoleon dynamite. what a great movie

"ever seen a grown man naked?"

a day late, a dollar short
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2005 :  17:24:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Joey did you ever hang around a gymnasium?"

Love, love, my season
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7382 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2005 :  03:34:51  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Let's change the movie:

"- You don't understand. I can't walk... they've tied my shoelaces together.
- A knot. Bastards!"


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2005 :  05:50:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"We've got no food. We've got no job, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5154 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2005 :  06:37:31  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
homers last one is from dumb and dumber, and people love their airplane! quotes

the tieing the shoes together - is that from monty python?

mine was from a mighty wind, but no one picked it up

-Brian

If you move I shoots!

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2005 :  06:45:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

carolynanna: RIVER'S EDGE, right?




That's right Tony.


My fave dumb and dumber quote is:
I expected the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this.
I was thinking the same thing.... that John Denver's' full of shit man.

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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2005 :  08:30:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"And what about this, who do I give this to?"
"That's your per diem".
"Ya, that's my per diem. And who am I giving it to?"
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BPrend
- FB Fan -

92 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2005 :  17:33:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
okay, number one... papa smurf didn't create smurfette. gargamel did. she was sent in as gargamel's evil spy, but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. and as for the whole gang bang scenario, it could never happen. the smurfs are asexual. they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 02/12/2005 :  09:38:56  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Pull over!"
"Actually, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"


Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 02/12/2005 :  17:39:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"All too easy".

that's the oldschool,backintheday quote I like.

my recent fave: "What in God's holy name are you blathering on about?"
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2005 :  02:33:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bprends must be from reservoir dogs or another tarantino film, don't recognize it per se but it aounda like something he'd write.

cheesman's is definitely a zucker abrahams zucker film, probably leslie neilson naked gun or maybe still airplane?

here's one: "Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!"



I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2005 :  05:49:38  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think BPrend's is mallrats


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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =

France
1988 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2005 :  06:29:19  Show Profile  Visit The Holiday Son's Homepage  Reply with Quote
nope. it's from Donnie Darko (am I the only one who doesn't like this film?)
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2638 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2005 :  08:19:14  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I was very underwhelmed by it too.

--

"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know."
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2005 :  09:06:34  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
ah now I remember, mallrats was the supermans sperm bursting through lois lanes back, maybe.


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2005 :  10:05:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Newo

I was very underwhelmed by it too.



me three




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2005 :  12:01:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

quote:
Originally posted by floop

carolynanna: RIVER'S EDGE, right?




That's right Tony.


My fave dumb and dumber quote is:
I expected the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this.
I was thinking the same thing.... that John Denver's' full of shit man.

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.




I have already posted this quote. Thanks for paying attention C. Grrr.

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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1158 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2005 :  14:47:44  Show Profile  Visit Sir Rockabye's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are."


I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5154 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2005 :  14:55:50  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
from dusk til dawn - best vampire film since the lost boys

-Brian

If you move I shoots!

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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 02/21/2005 :  20:26:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"The only you could get a peice of pussy is if the bitch died and willed it to you... and then maybe"

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2005 :  00:37:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
kung pow - enter the fist - "ooweeoooweeoooweeeooo"


I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
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sharkey
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
65 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2005 :  01:00:45  Show Profile  Click to see sharkey's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever

here's one: "Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!"






Yay, Kentucky Fried Movie

One of my favourite quotes
"Townsman: Are you sure there are two l's in dollar, Gideon?
Gideon: Yes! An' are there two g's in bugger off! "
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7382 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2005 :  02:10:17  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
the tieing the shoes together - is that from monty python?



Nope, that was Hot Shots Part Deux.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2638 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2005 :  03:13:22  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I chipped my tooth on a Quaalude.

--

"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know."
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =

385 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2005 :  05:21:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by rita
"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks."



That's The eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
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