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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
 Posted - 02/26/2005 : 17:03:36
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You calling yourself an arsehole?
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =
385 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 17:27:12
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 03:25:13
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I was just checking that your last post was actually sarcastic.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 04:37:12
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i have no arrogant or self indulgent opinions.
i'm pretty much perfect. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 09:37:17
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If you say you're gonna clean up, you should clean up, otherwise don't say you're gonna clean up.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 12:41:10
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A long hot candlelit bath, something good to smoke while listening to Portishead - Dummy cannot be beaten. Especially when it's snowing outside.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 18:30:55
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In my arrogant opinion, there is only one thing worth smoking.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 00:37:47
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salmon?
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 04:26:15
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I think she means cock.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 04:27:47
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Smoked cock?
Good mate of mine burnt his while making popcorn once.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 04:41:25
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No it's an expression. To smoke cock means to suck cock.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 04:43:24
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Is any one else wondering how one burns their genitals while making pop corn? was he doing so naked?
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 04:45:38
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I guess he's the kind of guy to put mayonnaise on his nuts
Denis
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 04:55:03
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Maybe he was trying to pop his nuts.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 04:59:29
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I hate people working on laptops in places like bars, airplanes...
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 05:20:36
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Isn't that why they have them?
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 05:26:18
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I'm not against their use in public toilets.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 05:28:52
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Very much the kind of guy to put mayonnaise on his nuts.
And thank you for clearing that up for me Homer. I'd hate to think what could have happened if that was never explained to me!
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 05:51:21
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Public toilets?
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 05:54:03
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yeah, that's where he usually watches the gay porn channel
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 05:55:01
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I'm not against sex in public toilets.
I mean, if there are more than one person involved.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 07:44:50
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Surfer, I, too, wish to thank Homers for explaining this to me.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
Edited by - kathryn on 02/28/2005 07:46:08 |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 07:53:26
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Blondes are all dumb and stupid air heads
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 08:06:37
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There's something seriously wrong with anybody who
doesn't dig Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros. That's
just my arrogant, yalla yalla opinion.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 08:49:31
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Lo-flo shower heads suck!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 09:04:00
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Lo-flo toilets blow!
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 09:57:32
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
yeah, that's where he usually watches the gay porn channel
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..."
I've felt surprisingly glad that somebody reads what I say here.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:04:27
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Originally posted by kathryn
Surfer, I, too, wish to thank Homers for explaining this to me.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Can you imagine having to explain that one at the A&E?
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:08:03
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Well, um, I'm not sure what you mean by "A+E" but I am with you
on being ever so grateful that Homers has clued us in to the
finer expressions in the English language.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:10:25
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I just had an amusing scenario playing out in my head.
But yes the confusing English language needs explaining to us foreigners.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:13:35
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As does the term A+E to me
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:14:38
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Accident and Emergency
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:20:29
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Glad to be of service ladies. Anything else I can do?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 12:15:37
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Thank you, Surfer. Thank you, Homers. We've all learned something
here today.
back on topic...
You shouldn't complain about being fat if you just sit there
and wolf down the entire bag of corn chips. That's just my arrogant
opinion.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 12:16:35
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since everyone already hates me (Pogues, Wilco), would now be a good time to discuss my feelings about the band Cake?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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That's just my arrogant and self-indulgent opinion
