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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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 Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:03:40
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| and, am i the only one with "whoop, there it is" stuck in their head? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:05:02
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I'm no Billy Joel, OK? I didn't get it directly from a sweaty, hunky boy
a fourth my age, OK? I got it just by being out and about.
Meanwhile, my kid is just fine, thank the lord. Healthy as a horse,
while I try to chase after her, wheezing like the old fart I am.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:23:19
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Originally posted by kathryn
KOK, thank you for asking. Might I note that Homers did not, but you did?
Thank you for being polite. Homers, thank you for not caring enough to ask.
We know who the gentlemen on the forum are.
KOK, how does it feel to be called a "gentleman"? I bet it's weird, huh?
But I digress. I woke up a week ago thinking I'd been run over by a truck.
Then I chastized myself for drinking so much the night before. Then I
remembered that I hadn't had more than a glass of wine. But I digress
again. I've had it for just over a week. I do sound like a duck and it hurts
like a mofo.
My doctor gave me some antibiotics but I have yet to feel better. These
losenges don't do much either. Turns out the friggin' boys wrestling team
brought it back here after an out-of-town meet and now it's making its
way thru the town. Fuckin' athletes.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
He asked you how long you had had it? Not how you were.
Whatever.
Love, love, my season |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:29:03
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so kiki, you were in close physical contact with the wrestling team? how'd that work out for you? was it worth it?
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
Edited by - dayanara on 02/07/2005 18:29:28 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:33:35
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Dayanara (and I hope taking note also are some male forum members who seem obssessed with far younger women, as evidenced in the Pix of Beautiful Women thread) is never worth getting involved with sweet young things a fraction your age.
Sadly, I did not heed this and I am now coughing the price, so to speak.
But boy did it feel good to be in those nude half-Nelsons.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 18:50:48
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how about the nude pile drivers?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 01:49:52
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| speaking of fractions, when i was 23 i dated a girl who was seventeen twenty-thirds my age, and you are right K, nothing good came of it (6 wasted years). i'm 32 now so i'm not going to date anyone who is less than nineteen thirty-seconds my age. for longer than a month that is. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:14:23
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Shiner, you lost me there. I don't have a head for math. For instance,
when I was 17 I started dating someone who was almost twice my age.
It lasted 10 years and a lot of good came out of it (10 well-spent years).
But, as I said, I am so bad at math. The only math I do understand is
that it's skeezy for Billy Joel to marry someone who's more than half
his age.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:28:43
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I ran off with a man who was more than double my age when I was 17 too. It lasted just under a year but I learnt so much from it. And I'm really really bad at maths but marrying someone younger than your own daughter is wrong.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:39:57
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Surfer! Another thing we have in common. We should chat sometime,
have some herbal tea, a good talk. Play some tunes.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 19:18:47
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and, am i the only one with "whoop, there it is" stuck in their head?
I have "Floop, There It Is" in mine.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 01:04:10
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Originally posted by kathryn
Surfer! Another thing we have in common. We should chat sometime,
have some herbal tea, a good talk. Play some tunes.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Most definitely - it scares me the amount of times you post something and I'm here going "no way, same here!"
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 01:10:51
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
marrying someone younger than your own daughter is wrong.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
Why do you think it's wrong, he could have been a young father...
Isn't that called prejudice? (I hope this is the correct word)
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 02:13:14
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sorry K, i just picked a couple prime numbers and was making some back-handed fun of your "dating someone a fraction of your age" comment, because really someone is always a fraction of your age! (i.e. me=32 girfriend=34. girfriend is thirty-four/thirty seconds my age.............blah,blah,blah.
easy math: me=32 girfriend=19 therefore girfriend is 19/32 my age. if i had said me=30 girlfriend=15 then i have to say half my age and there is no humor in that! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 02:14:09
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| basically, it all boils down to: i was trying to be fummy and i failed miserably. :) |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 03:58:41
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
basically, it all boils down to: i was trying to be fummy and i failed miserably. :)
Don't ever try to be fummy again.
Love, love, my season |
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 04:06:32
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That was fummy!!!
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 13:58:46
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I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 14:00:44
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:04:13
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Ya think that's bad? On a thread about how much each of us weighs,
I gave my weight in stone, a measurement I know nothing about, and
I think I gave my weight as some stone amount that ended up being,
like, 200 pounds.
I know I caught flak on this on other threads (by Homers and Floopie)
but I think my affair with a man twice my age was lovely whereas
anybody porking Billy Joel is just skanky.
Surfer, Surfer. We will chat one day, don't you worry, sister.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:08:40
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if i had spare cash i'd buy a reliable bunch of friends and the finest sleeping tablets money can buy
grumblegrumblegrumble
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:24:22
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Sorry starme.
Hassle surfer. She'll do it...or I guess you could hang with cheesy..
*coughs*
Surfer'll do it.
kathryn, what about those nude pile drivers?
I was gonna ask about the body slams and that thing where one of you jumps off the corner of the ring and just sort of lands on the other one.
That one.
Nude.
How was that? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:35:40
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I did not, repeat, did not engage in any physical contact with the
boys of the local high school wrestling team, boys who are a third
my age. (No Billy Joel, I!) We may have passed some germs back
and forth with that bong, but I not participate in any pinning,
nude or otherwise!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 17:19:56
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Originally posted by kathryn
I know I caught flak on this on other threads (by Homers and Floopie)
but I think my affair with a man twice my age was lovely whereas
anybody porking Billy Joel is just skanky.
Surfer, Surfer. We will chat one day, don't you worry, sister.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
I have noticed that you like to gloss over things to suit. To ease your conscience.
You know, you can lie to us, but there is no point in lying to yourself.
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 17:24:08
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See, Homers, that's the point...I don't lie to myself.Unlike most people, Surfer
and I are in constant, painful touch with our ongoing needs (Nic, you
won' mind if I include you here?). Most people tell themselves that they
are satisfied. But some of us are honest and open about the constancy
and insatiability of our cravings. And I am not saying any of this in
a come-hither, flirty fashion.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/11/2005 : 01:50:12
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Originally posted by kathryn
See, Homers, that's the point...I don't lie to myself.Unlike most people, Surfer
and I are in constant, painful touch with our ongoing needs (Nic, you
won' mind if I include you here?). Most people tell themselves that they
are satisfied. But some of us are honest and open about the constancy
and insatiability of our cravings. And I am not saying any of this in
a come-hither, flirty fashion.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
I am proud to be included there Kathryn. If you can't be honest with yourself what chance have you got of being honest with anyone else?
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 05:46:19
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But Kathryn, you are kidding yourself if you think that your relationship with that guy was lovely, yet Mr Joel's is wrong.
You are also kidding yourself if you blame your urges to be with someone (else) on something that is not capable of claiming responsibility (ie flesh).
Love, love, my season |
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if i had extra cash i would buy this right now....
