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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 02/06/2005 : 09:44:47
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Of course I do. Are all women sluts?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 02/06/2005 : 09:59:41
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You do?
Hm.
Good to know.
Sluttiness is not the point, Homers. The point is that you can look fetching
without being slutty.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 10:08:47
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Eh? You were the one who said they were slutty. Don't try and turn this on me now missy.
Love, love, my season |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/06/2005 : 10:54:32
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Homers, didn't we already cover this in another thread? Or maybe it
was Mikey I had to school in the ways of the slutty Mary Janes, plural, for
big girls. Here is a visual that might help.
I won't be posting visual aids of the other Mary Jane, singular. I think
we all know what that looks like.
Kathryn I think it was the two of us discussing the fact that we have the same shoes - if my memory is working properly I think it was Cheeseman who we had to explain ourselves to.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 02/06/2005 : 11:07:09
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Did The Beatles teach us nothing.
Love, love, my season
yes, they did. "just give me money, that's all i want"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 11:15:26
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I want another pair of those Mary Janes that KOK's porn doll is
wearing
Kay! Please don't refer to her as a PORN doll. It's not very respectful.
She is a latex Asian Prostitute and you will kindly address her as such.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/06/2005 : 11:23:24
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KOK - I seem to remember that you can have your doll customised to certain specifications (hair colour, that kind of thing) - maybe you could order her with Sasquatch hair?
Oh and I'm adding a jackalope to my list.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 11:39:45
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Trust me I've already looked into it. I can't afford the cost on replicating a 800 lb Female Sasquatch with massive pendulous breasts and a bad attitude.
Besides when I gave them a written description of what I wanted, they kept coming back with this:
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 12:19:04
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ooh I like her coat though
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 12:29:06
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KOK, just make sure you're not allergic to latex. That's all I'm gonna say.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 12:38:43
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do you think she'd give me her coat seeing as she won't fit into it anymore?
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/06/2005 : 13:09:54
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I was thinking more just a touch of the sasquatch not the whole hog.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 13:35:11
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I mean, it'd suit me better anyway, her colouring is all wrong for that coat...
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Posted - 02/06/2005 : 14:34:07
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I thought that your colour was more like black Kittie...
We have the answer to all your fears
It's short, it's simple, it's crystal dear
It's round about, it's somewhere here
Lost amongst our winnings |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 14:41:12
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it's got black in it look...
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 14:44:15
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i thought Sasquatch was male (at least the one captured in the famous Patterson footage, above)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 15:16:13
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Did The Beatles teach us nothing.
Love, love, my season
yes, they did. "just give me money, that's all i want"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I was thinking more of the rare, unreleased track, 'floop is a berk'.
Love, love, my season |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 16:04:31
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Did The Beatles teach us nothing.
Love, love, my season
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yes, they did. "just give me money, that's all i want"
Also that living is easy with eyes closed. When I tried that, though, I kept running into telephone poles. Not easy at all, if you ask me!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 16:14:01
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Yep, and John Lennon was most definitely not a walrus.
Love, love, my season |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 02/06/2005 16:14:49 |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 17:07:53
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Yep, and John Lennon was most definitely not a walrus.
Love, love, my season
speaking of walruses (walrusi?) she should just give me the coat
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 17:35:31
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Yep, and John Lennon was most definitely not a walrus.
Of course not! The walrus was PAUL!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2005 : 17:44:13
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Why?
Love, love, my season |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 07:56:45
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
i thought Sasquatch was male (at least the one captured in the famous Patterson footage, above)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
One word
Mammaries
EDIT: Dang it! I even looked it up for the correct spelling then put it down wrong anyways.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 11:25:55
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Mammaries. Spell them right. The ladies appreciate correct spelling.
For some reason I must add here that the other day I saw a
sign at a industrial park that is being built and the sign was
for the company putting up the buildings. It listed the company's name and
it's slogan, which was "Erecting New England" and I cracked up laughing.
Maybe I'm the only one with juvenile humor?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 12:31:00
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I used to do steel erection when I first started working. The company I worked for was Mohawk Steel Erection. We had shirts.
These girls on the train (way back) were asking me questions about me and got a big kick when I said I used to do steel erection. I wasn't even thinking about it. They were like STEEL ERECTION huh? They just gave me the eye and smiled
It was pretty darn sanctimonious!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 12:35:02
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I was afraid to look when I did a google image on steel erection.
Happily, everything is rated G.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 15:17:43
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I used to do steel erection when I first started working. The company I worked for was Mohawk Steel Erection. We had shirts.
These girls on the train (way back) were asking me questions about me and got a big kick when I said I used to do steel erection. I wasn't even thinking about it. They were like STEEL ERECTION huh? They just gave me the eye and smiled
It was pretty darn sanctimonious!
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Haha, that reminds me of that episode of The Office when Tim and Dawn are winding Gareth up about his days in the army and he doesn't even see all the inuendo in what they are saying.
“If a military man like you, a soldier, er, could you give a man a lethal blow?”
“If I was forced to, I could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was attacking me.”
“If he was coming, really hard?”
“Yeah, if my life was in danger, yeah.”
“And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke, or could you take man from behind?”
“Either ways easy.”
“So you could take a man from behind?”
“Yeah.”
“Lovely.”
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 15:46:56
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Homers, have I mentioned that I have whooping cough over here?
Which means I wheeze and hack when I laugh and your little
quote from the office there just gave me a great big coughing
fit and I'm spurting and sounding like an asthmatic duck.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 15:51:56
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Sorry. Funny though wasn't it?
Well worth it I say.
Love, love, my season |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 15:54:37
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I got that back in 1996 or 97 it sucked really really really bad. I was still coughing for months even after it was gone, I damaged my lungs so much. How long have you had that?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 15:57:00
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That's it KoK, cheer her up.
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 16:38:16
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KOK, thank you for asking. Might I note that Homers did not, but you did?
Thank you for being polite. Homers, thank you for not caring enough to ask.
We know who the gentlemen on the forum are.
KOK, how does it feel to be called a "gentleman"? I bet it's weird, huh?
But I digress. I woke up a week ago thinking I'd been run over by a truck.
Then I chastized myself for drinking so much the night before. Then I
remembered that I hadn't had more than a glass of wine. But I digress
again. I've had it for just over a week. I do sound like a duck and it hurts
like a mofo.
My doctor gave me some antibiotics but I have yet to feel better. These
losenges don't do much either. Turns out the friggin' boys wrestling team
brought it back here after an out-of-town meet and now it's making its
way thru the town. Fuckin' athletes.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 16:55:39
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kathryn, doesn't so good when you say "i got whooping cough from the friggin' boys wrestling team. ;)
Rat: do you have any regrets?
Pig: no, but i had a parrot once
Rat: that made absolutely no sense
Pig: well, it made sense to me until i learned he couldn't talk
Rat: i wish you couldn't talk
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:02:25
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Adults and adolescents with pertussis may have milder or atypical symptoms, such as a prolonged cough without the coughing spells or the whoop.
uhhhhhhh, what?
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if i had extra cash i would buy this right now....
