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GypsyDeath
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 Posted - 01/28/2005 : 08:58:38
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calling starme 'kitty' or 'kitten' is actually quite confusing. You see my boyf calls me kitten all the time, practically never calls me mel, and so you see why it becomes confusing. i keep thinking people are speaking to me! then i think, no they dont call me kitten...ahh.
so that why i shall never refer to starme as kitten. ill feel like im talking to myself!
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 09:00:23
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Miss Kitty was doing sleep and some cell culturing research and reading about proteolytic enzymes and their roles in cancer. Now miss Kitty will get out her divining rods, fiddle with the crystals brew up some tea leaves and analyse every single application thoughtfully and accurately. These things take time and I have got twelvety to do so be patient people!
and HPM you were Kathryns match, she may not be yours.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 09:03:03
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please please hurry, i have to go out in 10 - 15 minutes!!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 09:41:16
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VOVAT thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world partner is: Pam Ayres
Quite pretty thrity years ago Pam ayres used to be famous for writing quaint little poems and observations that were very funny if you got them and very confusing if you didn't. I'm not sure but she might be dead.
Your ideal forum partner is: Homers Pet Monkey. Not chosing a boy a girl either or both left you open to the animals, hence the monkey boy. You can make beautiful bad jokes together.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 09:48:54
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RITA thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
YOU HAVE TWO REAL WORLD MATCHES
Your ideal real world partner #1 is: Nick Cave
Dark and artistic a sensitive soul, you would look quite precious in your matching black outfits and I imagine he would be good with kids. This relationship will be kept casual because he is too tortured to get too close to.
Your ideal real world partner #2 is: Mr Rita - I have seen a picture of your husband Rita, I have met your husband and you make the cutest couple ever!
Your ideal forum partner is: Cult of Frank. Precious boy who we are all terribly fond of, he is clever and funny and your maternal instincts would do this boy a world of good. We know you are a terribly good cook so feed this boy up and make sure he has a scarf on in the chilly weather. And don't forget to scruff his hair, the cheeky little scamp.
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:05:56
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Thank you sweet kittie, Nick Cave, what a good choice, how do you know me so well? And Mr. Rita, what can I say, you've met him, you know what I'm talking about!
And COF, I'm embaressed now, but I have a Cult for Frank too!
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:09:05
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Where are all the unattached women? (Not that there
are that many women on the forum.)
Nurse, we need a nurse here, help, nurse!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:10:14
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HOMERS PET MONKEY thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world partner is: lauren laverne
Indie-pop mistress television presenter and former member of kenicke Lauren is cute and cheeky with a funny accent and responsible for such great songs as PUNKA and that one with mint royale. She's not as famous as she once was so you're in with a chance there!
Your ideal forum partner is: Betty. Betty needs to be handled with care and you seem like a nice boy, plus she looks a bit like that bird from true romance.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:14:07
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Where are all the unattached women? (Not that there
are that many women on the forum.)
Nurse, we need a nurse here, help, nurse!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Kathryn, did you smoke some crack this morning? Just wondering.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:16:10
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Alright, I'll give it a go.
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Originally posted by starmekitten
1. Star Sign - Virgo
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
b) burgers and milkshakes
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van
3. Diamonds or a pearl necklace? neither
4. What is your favourite colour? blue
5. Which of these is sexy to you?
a) candlit room and mood music?
b) crotchles panties and a peekaboo bra?
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van sprayed down with febreeze
6. Are you looking for a:
a) boy
b) girl
c) either/both (!)
7. What is your favourite film?
I still love Hedwig.
8. In bed are you
a) boring predictable
b) adventurous
c) what do you mean bed? you mean mattress in the back of...
None of your beeswax, I'll leave it up to your imagination...
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
a) Trust is the most important thing in a relationship
b) Sex is the most important thing in a relationship
c) Money is the most important thing in a relationship
d) Breasts are the most important thing in a relationship
e) Being well endowed is the most important thing in a relationship
10. On a sunday do you like to
a) sleep/go to the pub
b) read the paper in bed with a coffee listening to the radio
c) watch pornographic films/read pornographic material.
 This questionnare was bought to you by Kitten industries - making love since 1999
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:21:20
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GYPSY DEATH thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world partner is: Jarvis Cocker
Well read political, dark hair in a band.. perfect! Jarvis is famous for being in a band called PULP we know he's a bit dirty because some of the lyrics were pretty sordid and he is also known for wiggling his arse at Michael Jackson in wackos outrageous I am god with children awards ceremony statement, and he has his own spectacles!
Your ideal forum partner is: Malax. A ducker and a diver and a hider under stones, malax is both in the right country and has the right taste in music! A mystery to some of us the crystals say he could be your ideal forum match.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:31:40
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Kitten, I am confused as to why Dayanara would think
I am mentally impaired.
Kitten, I am equally confused that you would deem Homers
my forum match but say his forum match is betty. What kind
of star-crossed operation are you running?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:34:53
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MUN CHIEN ANDALUSIA thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world partner is: Saffron from Republica
Feisty little sex-pot Saffron looks like both a lover and a fighter. Republica were pretty much one hit wonders with the song READY TO GO but even though her music career went southwards she's quite hot still. Those eyes say naughty to me.
Your ideal forum partner is: Kathryn, of mediterranean blood another feisty little dark haired wonder. She may be married with children but some of the emails I get still suggests she thinks like a 19 year old. Plus, you know what they say about them older women..
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:37:36
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Just because he is your ideal Kathryn dear does not mean you are his...
Love like life like some is a bitch.
Kitten needs ten minutes now for a coffee and a cigarette while the crystals cool and fresh tea leaves are brewed.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:37:51
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Kitty, I am confused as to why Kiki would think I know where all the unattached women are. I am equally confused as to why she would think I hold the key to unlocking the MMO. If I infact had such knowledge, I can assure you I wouldn't spend so much time trolling around on here.
PS - we all know her real forum match is a certain French vampire who shall remain unnamed.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 10:42:49
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Yeah well the twelvety e mails I got from Kathryn saying don't you dare put X Y or Z down as my match hounded my progress in mathcing her up somewhat.
women huh?
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 11:06:34
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KIMSTANLEYROBINSON thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world match is: Beth Orton
Subtle beauty physically, straight forward no bullshit kind of open hearted soulfull girl. She looks like she'll be open minded (about kids and everything) and look! You can share hats!
Your ideal forum match is: coldheartofstone. All of the criteria mentioned a nicer girl you could not hope for. She is thoughtful and clever dark and mysterious with a heard that is not all that cold really. If you were lucky enough to snag such a girl you'd have to do right by her or we would all kill you. Slowly.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 11:28:14
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NEWO thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world match is: Edith Bowman
Poor girl has to work with that Colin Murray on the radio so needs cheering up and distraction and probably a bit of a holiday. She only works in the afternoon which means she doesn't have to get out of bed till mid day which in all respects is a bonus, late nights, late mornings goodnes. Is a bit dirty because she got her kit off for some mens magazine I discovered in my research.
Your ideal forum match is: Apl. A challenge in all respects because she's furiously clever and definately married. But it's no fun if you don't work for it, right?
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 11:34:35
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CAROLYNANNA thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world partner is: Brendan Fraser
Disturbingly hot looks most fine with long hair and is a rugged manly type. Was in that film where he was all frozen up so will be quite adaptable to those chilly canadian weathers. Probably likes maple syrup, I'm guessing here though. Look, he's hot ok!
Your ideal forum partner is: Cheeseman. This was too easy, he'll treat you like a princess because I reckon you're his favourite of all the forum girls anyway. I also reckon he's a bit of a wimp so won't get too fresh in case your husband tries to beat him up.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 13:18:28
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Edith. Bowman. Can I swap with Nathan?
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 13:20:48
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You don't like? want a free second analysis?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 13:33:20
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Yes please, and someone capable of something dirtier than public nudity, we get enough of that here.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 14:24:28
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right, if this is no good you're going to have to fill out the 'fussy buggers' questions reserved for emergencies such as this. And I'm going to charge you.
NEWO thank you for requesting your FREE second analysis. The results are as follows:
Your real world match number one is: Karen O of the yeah yeah yeahs
The crystals may have confused the word dirty with a meaning not of your meaning, if you catch my meaning. Dirty in dress sense, dirty in I suspect the hygenic sense and in all likliehood dirty in the dirty sense. Her literary and musical affiliations are both questionable, just read the lyrics to any yeahyeahyeahs song, but she has great energy as shown by her on stage bouncy sweaty actions and fondness to go 'bom' a lot.
Your real world match number two is: Kim Gordon
don't just stare, `cause she's not wearing underwear
oh how rude, at least she's got you're attention square
don't you realize, it's just her disguise
hey! mum look, no more panty line
Your real world match number three is: Fairuza Balk
Being typecast as the 'nasty girl' is bound to have rubbed off on this cheeky looking temptress. And holy ford will you check the size of that mouth!!!! Gosh I nearly fancy her!
happy yet?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 14:46:40
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Originally posted by starmekitten
No fair! I wanted Lauren Laverne! although, I'd settle for Carolynanna.
1. Star Sign - Taurus
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
3. Diamonds or a pearl necklace? Diamonds
4. What is your favourite colour? I don't know really, blue?
5. Which of these is sexy to you?
a) candlit room and mood music?
6. Are you looking for a:
b) girl
7. What is your favourite film? Sentimentally, the Blues Brothers, technically, The Godfather
8. In bed are you
a) boring predictable (as in, mostly I sleep in bed)
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
a) Trust is the most important thing in a relationship
10. On a sunday do you like to
a) sleep
11. In less than 50 words describe your ideal partner.
I honestly don't think I have an ideal partner, but I guess it would be someone who I was friends with first and got to know for the personality rather than their looks.
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius" |
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 14:51:16
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Edith Bowman is going spare now Cheese-loop! Ok, give me a few minutes, these calculations involve lots of hard sums and alignment of the starts and moon type shit.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 15:15:52
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CHEESEMAN1000 thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world partner is: Natasha Bedingfield
In fact, according to the crystals were you to meet she would have no option but to fall in love with you on the spot so well matched you are! Singer and alleged songwriter with an unfortunate eunoch brother, but because he's a balless talentless little shit his threatning yet protective nature towards his sister will not be a problem to you even though you are a bit of a wimp.
Your ideal forum partner is: Carolynanna of course! and who can blame you! she's gorgeous and funny and clever and an all round angel!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 15:20:08
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Hit the jackpot twice over!
Although, where you got this wimp business from i'm not so sure. Grr!
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius" |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 17:30:19
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Originally posted by starmekitten
KATHRYN thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world partner is: McDave
Looks like a man with a naughty glint, look at it. Perfect for raw animal no attachment animal doings. Rowr.
Your Ideal forum partner is: Homers Pet Monkey. There is no point tussling with someone if you can't make up after, right? Your attachment will stay casual because of the vast distance between you.
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Um, McDave is spoken for!  
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Hold your mistake up,
Before they turn the summer into dust
If the children don't grow up -
Our bodies get bigger, but our hearts get torn up...
With my lightning bolts a glowin'
I can see where I am going.
Better look out below!
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 20:44:27
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Gosh Miss Kitty, I must say you have a knack for all this. If for some reason you get bored with your studies... you definately have a back up!!!   |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 07:09:53
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I want Safron and Karen O!
*goes and sulks in the corner*
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 08:25:45
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Sweet kitten, while I would never doubt your wisdom I must
note that I have no clue who these English starlets are! This
thread has opened my eyes, if I may paraphraze Morrissey.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 13:01:51
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I'm not sure but she might be dead.
Do you take me for a necrophiliac?
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Kitten, I am equally confused that you would deem Homers
my forum match but say his forum match is betty. What kind
of star-crossed operation are you running?
See, eventually, every forum member will be paired up with every other forum member. Then there will be massive God-hating orgies, and the streets will flow with blood, or something.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 13:13:26
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I've been coming to this site for ages now, and I'm still waiting for the orgies. Don't hold your breath VoVat.
Love, love, my season |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 15:43:04
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Well, at least that means there won't be any blood in the streets. Because that would be a bitch to clean up.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/30/2005 : 06:59:32
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
See, eventually, every forum member will be paired up with every other forum member. Then there will be massive God-hating orgies, and the streets will flow with blood, or something.
"Reunion? Shit union!"
and then my work here will be done, mwa ha ha
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