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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 01/27/2005 : 18:36:34
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 Kittens Love Salon
All this talk of soul mates and dating makes me realise that so many of you have so much to give in the world or love. I am here to help you with these problems. Be it a life partner, a quick fling or a bit of extra-marital fun you're looking for Kitten will find you the one! And you never know! They could be someone already lurking around here every day! Just answer a few simple questions and Kitten will work her magic and tell you who your IDEAL PARTNER is!
1. Star Sign -
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
b) burgers and milkshakes
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van
3. Diamonds or a pearl necklace?
4. What is your favourite colour?
5. Which of these is sexy to you?
a) candlit room and mood music?
b) crotchles panties and a peekaboo bra?
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van sprayed down with febreeze
6. Are you looking for a:
a) boy
b) girl
c) either/both (!)
7. What is your favourite film?
8. In bed are you
a) boring predictable
b) adventurous
c) what do you mean bed? you mean mattress in the back of...
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
a) Trust is the most important thing in a relationship
b) Sex is the most important thing in a relationship
c) Money is the most important thing in a relationship
d) Breasts are the most important thing in a relationship
e) Being well endowed is the most important thing in a relationship
10. On a sunday do you like to
a) sleep/go to the pub
b) read the paper in bed with a coffee listening to the radio
c) watch pornographic films/read pornographic material.
11. In less than 50 words describe your ideal partner.
This questionnare was bought to you by Kitten industries - making love since 1999
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 18:39:42
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May happily paired off people lurk on this thread?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 18:44:54
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This is the answer to my prayers. Work your magic, kitty.
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Originally posted by starmekitten
Kittens Love Salon
1. Star Sign - gemini
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
b) burgers and milkshakes
c) a matress in the back of your cousins van
3. Diamonds or a pearl necklace? neither
4. What is your favourite colour? blue
5. Which of these is sexy to you? (i'm going with A but they're all sort of meh)
a) candlit room and mood music?
b) crotchles panties and a peekaboo bra?
c) a matress in the back of your cousins van sprayed down with febreeze
6. Are you looking for a:
a) boy
b) girl
c) either/both (!)
7. What is your favourite film? is this a trick question?
8. In bed are you
a) boring predictable
b) adventurous
c) what do you mean bed? you mean mattress in the back of...
d) usually sleeping, unfortunately
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
a) Trust is the most important thing in a relationship
b) Sex is the most important thing in a relationship
c) Money is the most important thing in a relationship
d) Breasts are the most important thing in a relationship
e) Being well endowed is the most important thing in a relationship
10. On a sunday do you like to
a) sleep/go to the pub
b) read the paper in bed with a coffee listening to the radio
c) watch pornographic films/read pornographic material.
img]http://www10.informatik.uni-erlangen.de/~graham/heart.gif This questionnare was bought to you by Kitten industries - making love since 1999
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 18:52:16
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with a ratio of 6,550 men to 10 women, i think odds are pretty good that i'll find my soulmate
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 18:53:45
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the wait is killing me.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 18:56:31
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DAYANARA thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world partner is: Goran Visnjic
Handsome and moody, looks fine in lounge wear, looks better in bed wear. Dark piercing eyes, knows how to do right by a lady. Playing ER's Dr Luka! Lucky girl!
Your ideal forum partner is: Floop. Makes mexican food, drinks corona and is quite funny! Has a slight Clooney vibe if you squint.
look though! Dr Luka!
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:01:26
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I'm watching ER right now, and he does always seem to end up dating the nurses. Clearly you should have included this question in the quiz:
12. When you meet a doctor, do you want to:
a) kill them quickly and get it over with
b) kill them slowly, more time to enjoy it
c) insert a foley, balloon inflated, no lube
So sad that I've already been married to and divorced from my forum soulmate. Typical.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:05:47
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he's not actually a real doctor you know there
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:09:23
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Just for kicks, and stressing my long and happy union with Mr. Kathryn, I will answer...just to see how good you are, Miz Kittie.
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Originally posted by starmekitten
1. Star Sign -
Leo
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
b) burgers and milkshakes
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van
Can't this be dinner, fine wine and a movie and a mattress, followed by a milkshake?
3. Diamonds or a pearl necklace?
A wedding ring
4. What is your favourite colour?
Duh. Black.
5. Which of these is sexy to you?
a) candlit room and mood music?
b) crotchles panties and a peekaboo bra?
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van sprayed down with febreeze
Again, why limit yourself? A candlelit room with fun clothe and a mattress.
6. Are you looking for a:
a) boy
b) girl
c) either/both (!)
No one. Just a witty answer from the Kittie.
7. What is your favourite film?
I spot a typo. That word should be "favorite". What kind of dating service are you running?
8. In bed are you
a) boring predictable
b) adventurous
c) what do you mean bed? you mean mattress in the back of...
Does "asleep" count?
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
a) Trust is the most important thing in a relationship
b) Sex is the most important thing in a relationship
c) Money is the most important thing in a relationship
d) Breasts are the most important thing in a relationship
e) Being well endowed is the most important thing in a relationship
Do you accept multiple answers?
10. On a sunday do you like to
a) sleep/go to the pub
b) read the paper in bed with a coffee listening to the radio
c) watch pornographic films/read pornographic material.
c, of course, Sunday being the day of the lord and all.
11. In less than 50 words describe your ideal partner.
I am married to that person. But I think that a certain forum
glamor couple should consider getting back together.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:22:56
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KATHRYN thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
Your ideal real world partner is: McDave
Looks like a man with a naughty glint, look at it. Perfect for raw animal no attachment animal doings. Rowr.
Your Ideal forum partner is: Homers Pet Monkey. There is no point tussling with someone if you can't make up after, right? Your attachment will stay casual because of the vast distance between you.
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Daisy Girl
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Belize
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:23:41
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
he's not actually a real doctor you know there
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:25:32
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Dear Kittie
I am floored. You are so wise, so right. I think I will break up my
nearly two-decade union and shack up with McDave. And how did
you know that Homers is the one I have been hankering for in the non-
real world?
Now if you can work this kind of magic between those
two forum members who damn well know deep down that they need
to get together! Sigh!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:27:54
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1. Star Sign - Pisces
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
b) burgers and milkshakes
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van
3. Diamonds or a pearl necklace? Neither
4. What is your favourite colour? Green
5. Which of these is sexy to you?
a) candlit room and mood music?
b) crotchles panties and a peekaboo bra?
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van sprayed down with febreeze
6. Are you looking for a:
a) boy
b) girl
c) either/both (!)
7. What is your favourite film?
8. In bed are you
a) boring predictable
b) adventurous
c) what do you mean bed? you mean mattress in the back of...
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
a) Trust is the most important thing in a relationship
b) Sex is the most important thing in a relationship
c) Money is the most important thing in a relationship
d) Breasts are the most important thing in a relationship
e) Being well endowed is the most important thing in a relationship
10. On a sunday do you like to
a) sleep/go to the pub
b) read the paper in bed with a coffee listening to the radio
c) watch pornographic films/read pornographic material.
11. In less than 50 words describe your ideal partner.
Smart, kind. Enlightned, fair. Open minded. Experimental. Human. Compassionate. Funny. Sexy. Good at comunicating. In touch with self and feelings. Good cuddler. Likes music and movies.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:28:10
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Daisy! you dirty dog! Kittens love salon does cater for the extra marital!
(cf. Kathryn)
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Daisy Girl
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:29:59
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I thought it would be ok because it's on the internet and my hubby is watching But I guess he would want me to choose a girl instead of a guy. lol
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:42:05
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DAISY GIRL thank you for taking the time to fill out kittens questionnare! After in depth analysis the results show:
YOU HAVE TWO REAL WORLD RESULTS.
Your ideal real world partner #1 is: Brad Pitt
Recently seperated he needs a kind and gentle soul to ease his pain and show him joy and love is still a part of the world. This is not Angelina Jolie, this is a role you could fill.
Your ideal real world partner #2 is: Mr Daisy! what a stroke of luck (for him of course) this is!
Your ideal forum partner is: Broken Face, this would be a meeting of minds and souls rather than any physical liason as you are both too sweet to deviate from mr daisy and ms broken. You guys don't know what you're missing.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:43:32
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kitten is too busy making sure other people find joy to worry about herself.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:46:54
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Starme! You are so sweet!!! Yeah cool!!!  Thank you!!! Brad's the perfect pretend dream boat... and Mr. Daisy, you can't top him!!!
And you know Brian is such a super cool, smart, good lookin' guy that I am sure if he we weren't totally happy in committed relationships and living on opposite in ends of the country and like too far apart in age-- I could see it happening. j/k We do have great taste in music ya know.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 20:08:09
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The service does not promise feasibility only potential! The service is always right!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 20:15:30
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 20:17:59
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jump on in there, darwin.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 20:19:44
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 20:21:37
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 20:22:10
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absolutely... I figured guys would go one way girls t'other on that one.
Go on Darwin, break the mold, sorry mould, er whatever
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 21:45:32
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1. Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
2. d) picking it off a palm tree
3. Pearls with diamonds IN them!
4. Red, I guess.
5. e) I can't come up with a smart-ass reply to this one.
6. d) None of the above
7. Kodak 400 speed
8. c
9. f) Owning matching hats is the most important thing in a relationship.
10. meet an old soldier and talk of the past.
11. The answer is fries.
12. d) get them to prescribe some barely legal medicine.
13. There is no question 13!
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 00:22:15
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First of all I have to say that I'm doing this just because this is very funny, I'm so married that I almost have that written on my face!
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Kittens Love Salon
1. Star Sign - Libra
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
b) burgers and milkshakes
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van
you almost forget about romance with the kids around...
3. Diamonds or a pearl necklace? like Kiki said, a wedding ring!
4. What is your favourite colour? Black forever.
5. Which of these is sexy to you?
a)candlit room and mood music? It depends on the mood music!
b) crotchles panties and a peekaboo bra?
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van sprayed down with febreeze
6. Are you looking for a:
a) boy
b) girl
c) either/both (!)
d) I guess I've found him already
7. What is your favourite film?there are so many, cinderella
8. In bed are you
a) boring predictable
b) adventurous
c) what do you mean bed? you mean mattress in the back of...
I refuse to answer this one, haven't you heard about the surprise factor?
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
a) Trust is the most important thing in a relationship
b) Sex is the most important thing in a relationship
c) Money is the most important thing in a relationship
d) Breasts are the most important thing in a relationship
e) Being well endowed is the most important thing in a relationship
10. On a sunday do you like to
a) sleep/go to the pub
b) read the paper in bed with a coffee listening to the radio
c) watch pornographic films/read pornographic material.
I hate sundays, I get depressed thinking that it's almost monday again!
11. In less than 50 words describe your ideal partner.
Beautiful, inteligent, kind, good musical taste, funny,... can I send you my husband picture???
This questionnare was bought to you by Kitten industries - making love since 1999
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we used to be on fire
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 03:11:08
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This is cool. I'll never be lonely again. After I've done this, I'm gonna look at everyone else's answers to see if Kitty gets it right. Here goes nothing.
Pisces
B
Neither for me thanks.
Blue
A
Girl
Predator
D) Imagining about not being in it alone.
A
All of the above.
Fifty words huh!? Man this is gonna be tough. I am not sure if I can really describe my ideal partner in just fifty words. I mean, I can try but I am really not sure I will do my thought justice. OK Kitty, if you insist, here goes. DOH!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 03:19:37
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Hmmm, I see I have already been paired. How can you do that when I have only just given my answers? Especially when it has left me open to such sarcastic remarks as those made by my 'supposed' match.
I thought you cared.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 04:15:43
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Ok, im gonna do this, but purely out of boredom, and intrigue. I too would like to stress my very very very happy relationship that im in at the moment!
1. Star Sign - Scorpio
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
3. pearl necklace
4. What is your favourite colour?
erm, black? not really a colour though - dark red perhaps then
5. Which of these is sexy to you?
a) candlit room and mood music?
6. Are you looking for a:
a) boy
7. What is your favourite film?
True Romance/pulp fiction/the talented mr ripley
8. In bed are you
b) adventurous
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
a) Trust is the most important thing in a relationship
But i think its a mixture of trust and sex - you cant have a relationship with out a good sex life. well, i cant anyway.
10. On a sunday do you like to
a) sleep/go to the pub
11. Hmm. My ideal partner would be loving, sensitive, caring, intelligent, brilliant taste in music and films. Enjoy going to museums and art galleries as well as nights out drinking. Adventuous in bed, a musician of some sorts, pref dark hair, complexed mind, interested in the world around him - politics, passionate, and well read.
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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 04:56:00
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just curious to see who my ideal partner would be:
1. Star Sign - Acquarius
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
3. Diamonds
4. What is your favourite colour? Red
5. Which of these is sexy to you?
a) candlit room and mood music?
6. Are you looking for a:
b) girl
7. What is your favourite film? Fight Club
8. In bed are you
b) adventurous
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
b) Sex is the most important thing in a relationship
10. On a sunday do you like to
b) read the paper in bed with a coffee listening to the radio
11. In less than 50 words describe your ideal partner.
i don't care about ideal partners. i prefer real people.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 06:34:23
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C'mon kitty - you built this beast.
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Kittens Love Salon
All this talk of soul mates and dating makes me realise that so many of you have so much to give in the world or love. I am here to help you with these problems. Be it a life partner, a quick fling or a bit of extra-marital fun you're looking for Kitten will find you the one! And you never know! They could be someone already lurking around here every day! Just answer a few simple questions and Kitten will work her magic and tell you who your IDEAL PARTNER is!
1. Star Sign - GEMINI
2. You are planning a romantic evening for your date, is it:
a) dinner, fine wine and a movie
b) burgers and milkshakes
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van
3. Diamonds or a pearl necklace?He he. Which do you prefer, pet?
4. What is your favourite colour? green i think
5. Which of these is sexy to you?
a) candlit room and mood music?
b) crotchles panties and a peekaboo bra?
c) a mattress in the back of your cousins van sprayed down with febreeze
6. Are you looking for a:
a) boy
b) girl
c) either/both (!)
7. What is your favourite film?
Blade Runner *hangs head in geekish shame*
or maybe The Graduate
8. In bed are you
a) boring predictable
a.5)adventurously predictable
b) adventurous
c) what do you mean bed? you mean mattress in the back of...
9. Which of the following statements would you most agree with
a) Trust is the most important thing in a relationship
b) Sex is the most important thing in a relationship
c) Money is the most important thing in a relationship
d) Breasts are the most important thing in a relationship
e) Being well endowed is the most important thing in a relationship
10. On a sunday do you like to
a) sleep/go to the pub
b) read the paper in bed with a coffee listening to the radio
c) watch pornographic films/read pornographic material.
11. In less than 50 words describe your ideal partner.
She's good looking but not conceited.
She, umm, isn't scared of children.
She wants to have sex with me, repeatedly.
She's intelligent, irreverent and secure but open, honest and vulnerable.
She's alive.
She has some sort of creative tendency or artistic sensibility.
She likes dark stuff.
She's not happy all of the time, but she's not a depressive.
She has her own money and can take care of herself.
She likes roasted peanuts in the shell.
She gets and likes achewood and of course,
She's a rabid Pixies fan and can't wait till we go down to the well.
This questionnare was bought to you by Kitten industries - making love since 1999
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 07:00:44
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1. Saggitarius
2. Fine wine, steamed hams and a movie.
3. Neither.
4. Turquoise
5. a) though haven´t tried the candelit van yet
6. b) for girl
7. Repo Man
8. b) like anybody´s going to pick the others.
9. None, I suppose I would disagree less with a and b
10. a and b
11. Someone dirty I can bring to meet my folks. I don´t care if they read or don´t read or listen to music or not or what kind doesn´t matter, the underlying curiosity or inquisitiveness would be what I look for.
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Newo
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Spain
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 07:01:27
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1. Saggitarius
2. Fine wine, steamed hams and a movie.
3. Neither.
4. Turquoise
5. a) though haven´t tried the candelit van yet
6. b) for girl
7. Repo Man
8. b) like anybody´s going to pick the others.
9. None, I suppose I would disagree less with a and b
10. a and b
11. Someone dirty I can bring to meet my folks. I don´t care if they read or don´t read or listen to music or not or what kind doesn´t matter, the underlying curiosity or inquisitiveness would be what I look for.
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Newo
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Spain
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 07:08:30
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I´m also keen on doubleposters.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 01/28/2005 : 07:13:46
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you know, that wont double your chances of a reply
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2005 : 08:50:27
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Where is Miss Kittie while her public demands answers?
Probably catting around with Eddie Izzard again!
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