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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
 Posted - 01/22/2005 : 14:53:44
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My god, I thought I could be smutty.
Hehe.
Love, love, my season |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 07:33:21
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The most basic condition I can give Star Me Kitten - if that is your real name - is meat feels yucky to eat to me, though it´s a personal attitude and nothing more - whether or not someone shares that attitude has no bearing on how much I like them.
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If there´s pole planted in your back then you´re a fixture. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 07:38:01
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Cool, pass me a chicken wing please.
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 16:37:34
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Smutty?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 16:48:56
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I was talking to Cheesy. He was being filthy.
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 16:52:41
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Thank you for standing up on the ladies' behalf. We are such
delicate little things. Fragile, really. And so easily offended
by the male of our species.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 16:57:35
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I am not standing up for you, I wasn't even telling him to stop. I was just saying, "I thought I could be smutty".
Love, love, my season |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 17:01:36
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what were you trying to say though?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 17:05:13
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What is this? Good cop, stupid cop?
Love, love, my season |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2005 : 17:07:24
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quote:
Originally posted by Newo
Have you seen this food chain? Does it have silvery links or golden ones? Paisley even? All I know is some animals eat other animals and some animals don´t, and I´m one of the latter.
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If there´s pole planted in your back then you´re a fixture.
But your ancestors ate meat. That's why you have pointy teeth. That doesn't mean that you need to eat meat, but it does mean that as a species we have been omnivores for many, many years. |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 06:41:23
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Ah the appeal to tradition. Lots of people rent Pauly Shore films too.
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You know the man you hate? you look more like him every day. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 08:17:39
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| So what have you got against meat, buuuuuddy? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 08:21:55
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
So what have you got against meat, buuuuuddy?
His hand?
Sorry, poor masturbation joke.
Love, love, my season |
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Posted - 01/25/2005 : 08:23:37
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Originally posted by speedy_m
So what have you got against meat, buuuuuddy?
I think Tofu tastes better...but it's only me!
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 08:29:00
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Isn't the point of tofu that it doesn't have any taste?
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure and the privilege is mine. |
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Posted - 01/25/2005 : 08:30:46
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Yes it is, so I can put it just as I like it!
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:08:55
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I've never tried tofu, I suppose I should, "so I can put it just as I like it". I think that should be their slogan.
TOFU: Put It Just As You Like It (Buuuuuuuddy).
I've also never tried this "masterbation"..... |
Edited by - speedy_m on 01/25/2005 09:09:24 |
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Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:12:12
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Originally posted by speedy_m
I've never tried tofu, I suppose I should, "so I can put it just as I like it". I think that should be their slogan.
TOFU: Put It Just As You Like It (Buuuuuuuddy).
I've also never tried this "masterbation".....
You made me laugh a lot Speedy
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:19:00
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Me too. I want to see that slogan happen.
Love, love, my season |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:20:19
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No, wait, I've got it. The ultimate marketing campaing. Our new hero, Rita, stars in the commercials wherein she eats the tofu. After some fast editing/crazy special effects and some properly almost-indie rock background music, she fixes the camera with a "mmm, tasty!" gaze and says "Tastless, But I Can Put It Just As I Like It!".
Tasteless TOFU: Put It Just As You Like It
And then there will be these other commercials wherin something really "tasteless" happens, like someone tells a bad dead baby joke, and everyone is really offended, and then the voice over comes on....
Tasteless TOFU: Put It Just As You Like It.
Genius, no? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:27:06
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Genius indeed!
I REALLY think this would make a hilarious advert campaign.
Love, love, my season |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:29:10
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
1981 Posts
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 08:17:39
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So what have you got against meat, buuuuuddy
Just don´t like to eat it. It´s my attitude and nothing more like I said, you do whatever you feel like, paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:30:56
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Ideologically, eating mass produced meat is stupid.
Realistically, eating mass produced meat is easy.
This is why I do it - because I'm stupid and I like easy things.
I am an American.
We're like that.
Stupid, easy...see where I'm going?
Meat, milk, alcohol, tobacco...television, video games...credit cards...cellphones...ticketmaster, clearchannel...
Kinda makes ya wanna go live in the woods and eat dirt, don't it? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:35:00
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Or live in the woods and hunt bears! And then eat them.
Love, love, my season |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:37:07
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My brilliant markteing plan for Tastless Tofu (TM) aside, I have often considered becoming a vegetarian/vegan. I must say, it is mostly my laziness that stops me. I like my morning cerial with milk. I like chicken, I like eggs, and I would have to put considerable effort into converting to a vegan diet that is still healthy (providing all the requisite nutirients, etc). Sadly, I fall into KSR's "stupid easy" category of (North) American culture. The whole system is designed to put us on that treadmill (not literally, of course, they don't want us to be healthy!).
Edit: Newo, when did Pauly Shore ever say "Paaaaaaal"? Hmm? I may eat meat, but at least I don't miss-psuedo-qoute the great Mr. Shore. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:44:37
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Or live in the woods and hunt bears! And then eat them.
Love, love, my season
What the hell are you saying? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 09:46:56
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Erm, see the end of Kim's post just above it.
Love, love, my season |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 10:38:31
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
No, wait, I've got it. The ultimate marketing campaing. Our new hero, Rita, stars in the commercials wherein she eats the tofu. After some fast editing/crazy special effects and some properly almost-indie rock background music, she fixes the camera with a "mmm, tasty!" gaze and says "Tastless, But I Can Put It Just As I Like It!".
Tasteless TOFU: Put It Just As You Like It
And then there will be these other commercials wherin something really "tasteless" happens, like someone tells a bad dead baby joke, and everyone is really offended, and then the voice over comes on....
Tasteless TOFU: Put It Just As You Like It.
Genius, no?
Are you making fuuuuuuuuuun of me?
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 10:46:33
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I have been a veg since 1981
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Hehehe, am I the only one who was tickled by this? I just had visions of a cucumber sat at a computer, typing away.
http://www.thefutureheads.co.uk/
No, youre not alone, but your description of the image had me in giggles, which made my entire computer room look round and stare at me. so now im going to leave, as they all think (know?) im mad
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 11:12:40
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Originally posted by rita
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
No, wait, I've got it. The ultimate marketing campaing. Our new hero, Rita, stars in the commercials wherein she eats the tofu. After some fast editing/crazy special effects and some properly almost-indie rock background music, she fixes the camera with a "mmm, tasty!" gaze and says "Tastless, But I Can Put It Just As I Like It!".
Tasteless TOFU: Put It Just As You Like It
And then there will be these other commercials wherin something really "tasteless" happens, like someone tells a bad dead baby joke, and everyone is really offended, and then the voice over comes on....
Tasteless TOFU: Put It Just As You Like It.
Genius, no?
Are you making fuuuuuuuuuun of me?
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
Oh rita, I could never do such a thing. You're gonna be a star! If that's making fun, then call me Captain Fun. |
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Posted - 01/25/2005 : 11:33:25
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I though I was already a staaaaaaar!
Can I choose the music too?
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 12:26:02
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| Of course! As the star, you have full diva-rights. Your rider, your dressing room, the music in the commercials; you can be great big huge bitch about everything! Remember who got you hear though. Your manager. The Captain. Me. |
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Posted - 01/25/2005 : 12:28:51
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Manager? But that was my sentence...I don't know, I'll have to think about that!
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2005 : 12:34:51
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| Sure, technically, you said it. But it was my idea to charge $6.95 for it. Besides, you don't have to think about it! It's my job to do the thinking. You just smile and say the line when you're poked. Free Tasteless TOFU for life and thousands of adoring fans at your door. What more do you want? |
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Posted - 01/25/2005 : 12:38:11
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Ummm...I don't know, my picture everywhere, I couldn't deal with that, and for your information, I'm not a vegetarian, that could make every fan turn against me!
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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Meat Pies and Sausages
