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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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 Posted - 01/10/2005 : 07:59:39
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Stuart Wilde
December 2004
Dr. Alarm-me, the interim leader of Iraq, works for the CIA. It’s not a secret. He openly admits it, it’s on his resume––common knowledge. He’s having an election in January. Mahmoud Abbas, the interim prime minister of the Palestine Authority is also a CIA agent or so it is alleged. He’s having an election in February both men are expected to be victorious.
If you yearn to be president of something and you don’t have $300 million for an American campaign, my advice is as follows: Join the CIA, convert to Islam, learn Arabic, fly to Zurich and open a few banks accounts in the name of your pet Chihuahua, and then head for the Middle East. There must loads of places that are short of an ‘interim this’ or ‘interim that.’
Then when they do install you as the top man or top woman, try to remember it was me that suggested this ingenious plan, and if you can, try to invite ol’ Stuie down for a week's holiday in the sun that would be very nice. We’ll sit on the palace balcony and drink a few mint juleps under the moonlight while we watch light mortar-fire slamming into the neighborhoods.
Easy-peasy-fallafel-squeezy. Politics is a lot easier than I originally thought. I think I’m getting the hang of it now.
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 01/13/2005 : 22:12:09
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that's a great idea, only you can leave out the "top woman" cause there no sense in trying to be politically correct about this. it WILL be a man. women are strictly used as wives and token members of the cabinet. they may fulfill two token spots at once, as in the case of condaleeza rice. but they will not be running any american satellite arab countries.
then again, the bush administration does like to fuck with people- as long as they are willing to go along for the ride. as in the case of colin powell. he could have done so well if he had just learned to agree with george w. unconditionally. |
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How to Become President of Something (Fast-Track)
