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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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 Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:40:01
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They're playing Broken Face on "Jackass" while pushing people on hospital beds out into traffic. I hope Frank sues. The two minutes I just spent watching it must have dropped my IQ at least 30 points.
We have the reunion tour to thank for this nonsense.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:43:16
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i'm sure they got the rights and i'm sure Frank / his management signed off on it.
more money to record catholics records. yeah, that's it.
plus baby food is expensive
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:46:08
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It was on jackass. It wasn't on the real world, it wasn't on <insert other MTV show I don't know the name of>, it wasn't on TRL.
It was on Jackass.
This is not acceptable.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:47:08
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wasn't Tame in a Vodka commercial?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:49:39
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JACKASS NOT ACCEPTABLE!
i fucking hate that show.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 19:50:58
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it's kinda funny sometimes
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 20:52:15
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Posted - 01/07/2005 : 20:56:24
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So I don't get to be bridesmaid after all?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 21:04:02
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I'm thinking of going through with the ceremony anyway just for the booze and presents.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 01/07/2005 : 21:06:13
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Well it is pretty normal to get cold feet right before the wedding!  |
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Posted - 01/07/2005 : 21:12:20
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Do I have to buy presents to be a bridesmaid?
I've never been a bridesmaid, it might be fun but not if there is expenditure involved...
Does Corona count as presents?
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 21:19:57
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quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
JACKASS NOT ACCEPTABLE!
i fucking hate that show.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank
Why exactly do you have such intense hatred for this show? I'm just curious...
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 21:30:25
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You don't have to buy presents if you have to throw me a big bachelorette party. Corona will almost certainly be involved in that.
The Jackass viewing is tough to get past, though. Most people are pretty dumb in general, but I really don't see the need for a show that actively works at making them dumber. I used to get really upset when teenagers would come into the hospital with horrible injuries after imitating stuff on that show. But now I just laugh meanly when people die lighting themselves on fire or sticking explosives up their asses because they saw Johnny Jackass do it on TV. Survival of the fittest.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 01/07/2005 : 22:01:18
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ok then were on... Tre and I can throw you a very cool bachleorette party... we will even invite some of the guests on our handsome gents thread.
I used to like watching Jackass I just suck at watching mtv anymore... didn't even know it was still on!!!!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2005 : 23:57:17
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Originally posted by Tre
Do I have to buy presents to be a bridesmaid?
Frank Black ate my hamster
No, but I think you usually have to buy an ugly dress that you'll never wear again (unless someone asks you to the prom). |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 01/08/2005 : 10:40:39
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I would never take sides in a marital argument (which this sounds suspiciously like!) but I must agree with floop. I will illustrate at the chalkboard. See?
Pixies royalties = Catholics' recording money
I hope you two have not eloped. You certainly sound like
a married couple. I hope your sex is as intense as your
bickering.
But if you have eloped, I am pissed because I was really
looking forward to wearing those matching bridesmaid
frocks with Tre and Rita.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 10:45:16
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all i said was, it's kinda funny sometimes.
i have to sit through her chick flicks, at least she could let me watch Jackass every once in a while
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 10:48:33
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floop, it's crucial that you both realize early in your marriage
the importance of maintaining separate identities. It sounds like you
understand that but that Dayanara (how shall I put it so her
feelings aren't hurt?) has different expectations.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 10:51:53
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i hate chick flicks, but will subject him to endless hours of NYPD Blue reruns.
its not that i'm against licensing out the old tunes for cash, he can do what he wants, but my god. jackass is just...not acceptable.
the sex had better be as good as the bickering, seeing as its our primary reason for tying the knot. i'll report back with details after the honeymoon. no pressure, floop.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 10:52:51
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i didn't want to be the one to point that out, but i think you're right..
i accept that she thinks THE PRINCESS BRIDE is a good movie. i wish she could let me be me
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 01/08/2005 : 10:57:02
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It's hard when you love each other so much.
Try to think more about how she might feel in a situation, floop, be more sensitive to her unexpressed needs; Dayanara, it would help
if you agreed to let floop do to you that one thing that you're not
comfortable doing -- that might relax him and put him in a better space.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 10:57:18
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kathryn, siding with the boy. you're breakin my heart. i dont care who watches jackass as long as it doesnt persuade them to ride a shopping cart down the side of a mountain into a pile of broken glass. i've seen the results directly, which most of you probably have not.
i'm sure frank just gave the rights to mtv as a whole and not that specific show, but it still hurts. jackass, along with anything to do with paris hilton and the jackson family, invokes some sort of primal rage burried deep inside me.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 11:28:47
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Yeah, I'm pretty unimpressed with them using Pixies music on a show like that.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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Posted - 01/08/2005 : 11:31:01
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Whats a prom?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 11:35:06
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Someone explain that to the wee English lass.
I am too busy rolling around on the floor laughing.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 11:39:13
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I've got some Prom stories that belong in the chuck-up thread.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 11:51:10
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Dayanara, that is a lovely dress you are wearing. Your
date belongs in the Beautiful Men thread. Nice photo, really, no
crotch bulge either.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 11:56:48
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Cookie, do I seem like a prom queen type to you? I thought not. On prom night the date and I shared a limo with my hippie best friend and her boyfriend to save money. I'd worked for months saving up for my dress, whereas her father paid her $200 to shave her legs and armpits for the occasion.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2005 : 11:56:53
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Yeah, I'm pretty unimpressed with them using Pixies music on a show like that.
it all comes down to what Frank signs off on or not.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 01/08/2005 : 15:34:13
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3 things:
- I love Jackass
- The episode where they played Broken Face was recorded way before the Pixies reunion. Like it or not, but the Jackass guys generally have pretty good taste in music.
- anyway, Jackass is passé now. Everyone watch Wild Boyz! It's even better.
Denis
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 01/09/2005 : 00:31:59
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
It's hard when you love each other so much.
Try to think more about how she might feel in a situation, floop, be more sensitive to her unexpressed needs;
Run, floop, run!!!! |
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freakin phreak
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Posted - 01/09/2005 : 09:38:33
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
3 things:
- I love Jackass
- The episode where they played Broken Face was recorded way before the Pixies reunion. Like it or not, but the Jackass guys generally have pretty good taste in music.
- anyway, Jackass is passé now. Everyone watch Wild Boyz! It's even better.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..."
naw, wildboyz is nowhere near as good as viva la bam. its probably funnier than even jackass was.
a day late, a dollar short |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 11:24:29
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 11:26:42
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i enjoy jackass in the most primitive, stupid way. jackass the movie made me laugh so hard i thought i was going to vomit. then it made me really want to vomit. is it the lowest form of entertainment? totally - but it makes me laugh. ditto for the three stooges.
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Posted - 01/09/2005 : 11:30:13
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So, do we have a marriage or what?
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 16:31:17
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Rita's just dying to wear that bridesmaid dress!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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