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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  11:56:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OK. We wanna know everything.

Who is cuter, floop or Tony?

Who has the hardest accent to understand, Rita or Tre?

Anybody else have questions for the London-in-December trio?

And where's the photos? We wanna see photos of the
three of you having a beer or two or twenty.

(taps foot)


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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  12:48:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bloody Hell Kathryn, they only just left each other. I thought I was impatient.

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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  12:54:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am offended that they didn't broadcast their little get-together
via live forum video feed!


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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  12:57:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have a feeling that Tre will post something when she gets home in around 2-3 hours time.

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Newo
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Spain
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  12:58:15  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
What no beercam?

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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  13:01:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Newo

What no beercam?

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My point exactly.



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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  13:02:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nope. And sadly for Kathryn, no floophotelroomcam either.

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kathryn
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  14:57:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Speaking of Floop's hotel room, I like how the ladies came with protection. Tre brought her roommate, out of fear that Rita would turn out to be one of those internet freaks you read about; Rita, in turn, brought her whole family.

Boring, boring, just us non-attendees chatting amongst ourselves.
I bet they're passed out on the brew pub floor by now.


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Daisy Girl
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  15:51:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What's the scoop? What did you guys do? What's everyone like?
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  16:25:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No they have definitely left each other, I got a text from Tre when she was on the coach home.

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benji
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Posted - 12/27/2004 :  16:42:11  Show Profile  Visit benji's Homepage  Reply with Quote
don't mean to be a meany, but the freedom brewery company (or whatever they're called) is a pretty rubbish microbrewery by london standards.
from my exhaustive research there are 3 quality microbrewery's in london, and freedom is by far the worst.

if you get the chace, you must visit both the Greenwich Union Pub in Greenwich which has about 8 absolutely delicious beers, all lovingly created on site (2.20 to 3 pounds). Additionally, the Zero Degrees Pub in Blackheath is also topnotch with 5 delicious microbrews on tap continuously (2.30 pounds for all, expect happy hour - weekdays 4-7pm all pints 1.50 pounds!).

sorry to be a stinky, but i believe floop needs to sample the cream of the crop of English Microbrewed Beers.


update: in Warsaw, Poland now - love buying 4 beers, 2 big packets of crisps, 1 big bar of chocolate and 2 apples for 3 pounds!
man i love eastern europe!


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kathryn
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  05:06:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Back in London, floop is waking up in his hotel room, wondering if it
was all a dream. Meanwhile, Tre and Rita....


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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  05:17:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Haha. Will you give it up Kathryn, I am pretty damn sure the truth is a lot less interesting.

Bloody gossip.

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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  05:21:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Freedom actually closed down and was called something or other else with a yellow sign and it was cruddy but sold beer and had roundy couch things we could all fit on.

My head hurts.

My housemate and I got to this random pub first and had a pint of organic ale and pilsner. Then the lovely Rita arrived with her gorgeous family in tow. You will be hard pushed to meet a nicer woman, she is both beautiful and friendly her husband is both gorgeous and lovely and they make the sweetest couple you could ever imagine, it's like something out of a disney movie seriously. But with beer and cigarettes. Their Children (whose names in my hangovered state I can't quite remember) are adorable, the young lad the 13 year old is the most polite young gent I have ever met, and the young lady 6 is a little pixie I swear!!!

Tony strolled in just as we were talking about him (I think he has gossip radar) at about urhm 2pm ish maybe.

All very nice people. I would have come on to answer your questions earlier but had a total bastard behind the eyes from sleeping awkwardly on a coach and the several pints/vodkas probably had some affect too. Then I got a pissed ex phoning me as soon as I got in and that was quite funny.

So what happened. In this yellow pub place (not a yellow pub but had a yellow sign) we satted around and chatted and drank some ale, Rita gave us a lovely photo frame from her collection of beautiful things. Talked about london and what the plans were and all sorts of things. No ones accent was terribly hard to understand. Despite what Rita says her english is excellents. Tony's english is weird but he's 'merican so you have to allow for that heh heh heh.

Rita had to leave us fairly early on her little pixie was restless so we settled down to the drinking after that.

Tony or floop. floop or Tony. They are one and the same and positively adorable. I'd say a positively adorable gentleman but I think gentleman may be pushing it some heh heh. We dotted from pub to pub drinking ale and beer and vodka and it was very god. Chatted about forum people, hotel room porn and the lack of erect male penises in british porn, and a million things besides. Telephone abused a few forum members (I dread my phone bill - Sorry Mikey, Sorry Simon) went for a curry and really didn't want to have to leave to catch my coach. My housemate had to work the next day and I'm flat broke so I had to.

I will add though, the pathetic girl that I am, I shed tears to say goodbye to both of them. I rarely meet such sound and good people and I was very sad to say goodbye to two of the best.

PICTURES, the fuckers took pictures. I'm not overly impressed. I knew I should have taken my camera. Bastards.


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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  05:26:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre



Chatted about the lack of erect male penises in british porn


Frank Black ate my hamster



Would you care to explain?

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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  05:31:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No, not really, It's far too early for that sort of thing


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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  05:43:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre
PICTURES, the fuckers took pictures. I'm not overly impressed. I knew I should have taken my camera. Bastards.


Frank Black ate my hamster



Oh, dear. I'm laughing out loud.
I sent you two kisses via Rita. Did you get them?


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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  05:48:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I certainly did young man, beautiful kisses they were too, the only way they could have been better would be if they were direct from you sweet xavier.

re: photos. I think I managed to obscure me with a pint 90% of the time haha


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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  05:53:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh god, I think I'm gonna be sick.

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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  05:56:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
well keep it in your mouth mikey, it's no good for your computer


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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  05:57:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh, the evil Xavier... His cold arm is long, very long...

PS: This sentence is trying to be a Lord of the Rings reference.


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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  06:20:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
we talked about you whore


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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  08:01:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And what did you say?

PS: Forget it, I don't want to know. It was your big day, not mine.

PPS: I've changed my mind. Come on! Tell me, tell me!!!


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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  08:06:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh you know, this and that


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Newo
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Spain
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  08:11:52  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
What was the verdict on hotel porn?

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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  08:15:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think we decided buying a video would be better because of the pay per view cost and the fact british porn is crap.


I have no idea why we started talking about this though. Three more innocent people you could never meet!

Maybe I dreamt the whole thing


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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  08:16:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre



british porn is crap.





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You are obviously watching the wrong stuff.

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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  08:19:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't watch porn it was all heresay


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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  08:25:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, sure you don't Tre

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vilainde
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  08:29:13  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I didn't know there was such thing as british porn. Do you have porn stars with yellow teeth and all?


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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  08:32:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, yellow misaligned teeth, pale flabby boys with anal beards and women with terrible bleach jobs mismatched collar and cuffs and not even the vaguest suggestion of the idea of wax.


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Newo
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Spain
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  08:47:22  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Some of the gypsies I was hanging out with on the SE coast of Spain, their method of hitting on girls was to turn on the porn channel, point to the image of a giant pair of testicles thwapping off some girls ass and say 'You like that?'

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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  10:07:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm sure it worked with some girls.


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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  10:19:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Like Tre?

Sorry Tre but that's what you get for slagging off the British Porn Industry. Ben Dover is king I tells ya.

Did you know he did that song you used to dance to at school discos? The one that went "Spray" and everyone would pretend to spray deoderant under their arms, and then it would go "Superman" and everyone would pretend they were Superman. You remember that huh? Do ya? Spray? Superman? Ski?

Oh god I'm ill. Back to bed with my sorry ass.

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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  10:38:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That is just plain rude.



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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 12/28/2004 :  14:12:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So Tre, anything else you care to tell us about the big get-together?
What was Floop wearing? Was he at all shy? For some reason I think of
him as being a tad shy in person.

What was Rita wearing? Was she just really effusive and sweet?




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