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toeknee
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 12/19/2004 : 05:22:33
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I have a confession.
Yesterday I stole an ornament from my aunt's house.
But before you condemn me, wait! It was done in the name of Frank.
For the ornament in question was no other than a cat like the one on the front of Show Me Your Tears. Y'know, the one with the paw raised? I knew that they wouldn't let me have it if I asked for it, cos they're mean, and I figured they have so many useless junk they might not even notice it's gone.
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2004 : 05:27:19
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Hmmm, the mental image I have is this old woman with giant glasses and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth staring at her Christmas tree looking for her little tiny ornamental cat as tears roll down her wrinkled and salty skin.
Yes, you are a bad person. |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
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Posted - 12/19/2004 : 05:50:24
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No hell for you. You're safe.
But beware, the truth will out. In some way, expect and take what comes to you. Because fate will come lookin'.
I suggest you take a leap over to Father Floops' confessional thread.
This time of year and all, he may take it easy on you. But be warned, I've heard of a few hands being chopped off round these parts for theft. You should be ok, confession is a start.
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Boxcar Waiting
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
64 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2004 : 06:43:41
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Don't be messing with the lucky cat mojo.
It's like pinching a boulder from Aires Rock. It's just not done.
You must have seen that episode of Neighbours, where Helen Daniels gets cursed? |
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toeknee
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
281 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2004 : 08:02:09
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Posted - 12/19/2004 : 16:05:06
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they only cost a couple of quid in the shop you know!
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Posted - 12/19/2004 : 16:19:45
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If you've done it in the name of Frank, I think there is no hell for you! I also bought one, just in name of Frank...
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
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Posted - 12/19/2004 : 16:43:04
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Originally posted by toeknee
So I have one guy saying I'm fine, one saying I'm bad, and one saying I'm cursed for all eternity? Thanks for clearing that up.
Well there's only one other place that could answer your question
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10785 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/19/2004 : 17:47:30
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Your only problem is your own conscience. What if it haunts you
a la The Tell-tale Heart?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 12/19/2004 : 18:06:44
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That's a good one Kathryn.
toeknee. man, you stole from your aunt. i bet if you'd ask she would have given it to you outright.
you're not a horrible person tho..but i do reccomend being pardoned from father floop. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 12/20/2004 : 15:09:28
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it's your aunt. you can't "really" steal from relatives, so be cool about it. probably she would give you the damn thing if you asked anyway, since old ladies are happy to feel that their (horrible) taste is appreciated by others, specially from family members. from a legal point of view it's not a theft anyway since the value of the object is less than 50 euros. at least this is the law in most european countries (i made my beer glasses collection based on this fact. you can't sue me for a glass can you?)
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 01/01/2005 : 05:45:40
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 01/01/2005 : 11:53:35
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The fact that you feel bad about it is somewhat redeeming, but you're still evil. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/06/2005 : 05:58:23
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
The fact that you feel bad about it is somewhat redeeming, but you're still evil. :)
Very funny 
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