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floop
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Mexico
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 Posted - 11/23/2004 : 10:41:37
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it's probably been a while for you. now's your chance to clear your conscience..
so, let's have it. (and details please)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 10:44:26
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I said motherfucker today
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 10:52:48
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floop, this is so Catholic, thank you! ;-) I thank you as the Catholics' biggest fan and as a former Catholic schoolgirl and as someone who's performed nasty acts with an altar boy. But I digress:
Sometimes my best attempts at humor come off as sarcasm and I'm not even aware of it or being sarcastic. Wait, this may be a tragic flaw more than a sin.
I am waiting to hear back from Dean as to whether an act I committed counts as a sin.
Forget it, I got nothing.
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Newo
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Spain
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:03:38
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Forget it, I got nothing.
Nothing? Wow if that's what you say as an internet phantom, I wonder what the real stuff is?
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Moving from the clown to the jester will mean moving from similar to same, from alike to identical, from comparable to analogous. Though applied differently, the colours used on one can be used on another, and a couple of changes of costume will rapidly transform the jester into a clown and the clown into a jester. Strictly speaking, they almost duplicate each other as regards clothes and function, the only difference between them, from a social point of view, is that clowns do not usually visit the palaces of kings. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:10:09
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I am so *not* an internet phantom, thank you very much, Newo!
I am very real, if only to myself.
Now what are you sins? Spending too much time smoking hash in seedy bars off the Ramblas? Wait, that's an old sin of mine. Drinking too much wine and waking up in the back of a seafood place in Barcelonetta wondering how you got there? Wait, no, that's me again. Oh, forget it.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:19:00
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Hey we've got sins in common! and my current one is my very-soon-to-be-ex-flatmate (see thread entitlesd Skulls) owes me a lot of money and it looks like he's going to skip off on it so I have his camera hostage in case of deferral. I'm not sure whether it's good sense or the height of pettiness.
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Moving from the clown to the jester will mean moving from similar to same, from alike to identical, from comparable to analogous. Though applied differently, the colours used on one can be used on another, and a couple of changes of costume will rapidly transform the jester into a clown and the clown into a jester. Strictly speaking, they almost duplicate each other as regards clothes and function, the only difference between them, from a social point of view, is that clowns do not usually visit the palaces of kings. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:24:48
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Ooooooh, Owen, I loved the Skulls thread. I hope it all works out for you. To answer your question: I'm not sure either but I am sure that it does not constitute a sin.
Which brings me to
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a question for floop
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Can you please clarify whether said sin should carry with it a feeling of guilt on our part? I've committed oh so many sins. I've enjoyed many of them and have a clear conscience about them, though perhaps I shouldn't. Should I be listing the paltry few I feel guilty about? Or just the ones that might seem "juiciest"? Then there are many things that aren't really sins that I feel terrible about (see above: accidentally sounding sarcastic in my posts).
Sorry to be dense about this and get in the flow of your thread.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:30:52
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Don't worry, the thread isn't flowing at all.
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:32:32
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no, it's clotted some
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:32:42
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I saw the last 40 minutes of Fight Club first. 
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:34:56
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I see my non-sin has got us off to a fine non-start. Would it qualify if I wiped all his photos from a family get-together to have space for photographing grafitti to post here?
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Moving from the clown to the jester will mean moving from similar to same, from alike to identical, from comparable to analogous. Though applied differently, the colours used on one can be used on another, and a couple of changes of costume will rapidly transform the jester into a clown and the clown into a jester. Strictly speaking, they almost duplicate each other as regards clothes and function, the only difference between them, from a social point of view, is that clowns do not usually visit the palaces of kings. |
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:35:02
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I don´t beleive in sins...so I have nothing to confess!
Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:35:05
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I don't sin.
For this I have risen from a > Teenager of the Year < to a >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:40:07
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Tre, only a Brit would use the verb "to clot." Seriously.
Owen, definitely delete his shit so we can see more cool Catalan
graffiti/art.
Rita, I don't believe in sin but I do know for a fact that a great number of people would find freaky a great number of things that a great number of other people have done. If you all know what I mean.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:42:02
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quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
I saw the last 40 minutes of Fight Club first.
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey.
You're not a sinner, you're an idiot 
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:43:54
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I said motherfucker and I demand to be absolved, god damn it
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:44:27
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it's very simple people,
you say "forgive me Father Floop, for i have sinned"
and then give a condensed, but detailed list of your sins (or, "things you felt bad about doing")
go!
(ps. Kathryn, i wouldn't worry about it. list some of your better sins)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 11/23/2004 11:48:47 |
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:45:22
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Originally posted by kathryn
Tre, only a Brit would use the verb "to clot." Seriously.
Owen, definitely delete his shit so we can see more cool Catalan
graffiti/art.
Rita, I don't believe in sin but I do know for a fact that a great number of people would find freaky a great number of things that a great number of other people have done. If you all know what I mean.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
What do you mean Kathryn, you must go straight to the point...
Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:46:12
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I once throwed an axe to my neighbour's chickens. Incredibly, I hit one of them. I still don't know if it was a sin or a miracle.
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:48:12
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I don´t beleive you´ve done that Xavier, and to go totaly off topic, I still don´t know how to make that line...sou mesmo um zero à esquerda!!!
Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:50:06
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quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
I once throwed an axe to my neighbour's chickens. Incredibly, I hit one of them. I still don't know if it was a sin or a miracle.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo
that's fucking awesome!
(i mean, uh.. 10 hail marys)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:52:24
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Forgive me Father Floop for I have sinned.
It has been 12 years since my last confession.
*Today I said motherfucker
*I often have lewd thoughts
*I had no food, three double espressos and proceeded to act hyperactively in a very serious lecure
*I called a guy a fucking idiotic waste of my time and space and told him he and his bigotry shoud fuck off out of my sight before he got a boot up his fucking arse
* I smoked many cigarettes
* Occasionaly I drink alcohol
* occasionaly that alcohol is drunk in copious amounts
* once poked a badger with a spoon
other than that I'm an angel me, so come on absolve me and be quick about it
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:55:06
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what kind of lewd thoughts do you have?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:55:36
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Did the chicken die, Javi?
An abbreviated list of the multitude of non-sins for which I feel immense guilt:
• the "Seeming Sarcastic When I'm Not" deal I mentioned, oh, five times in this thread alone
• making out with that bouncer who thought I was my sister just so I could do his cocaine. Cringe with me, people, cringe. He *was* cute but the "I was a coke slut" thing doesn't make me happy.
• changing the subject too quickly or not subtly enough after someone has said something. You gotta finesse people but sometimes I'd rather just get to the next point.
• yelling at my kid yesterday. She's forgotten all about it but I am still withering with guilt. We don't yell at each other in our house.
An also abbreviated list of true sins for which I feel no guilt whatsover; damn me if you must Father Floop and the rest of you sitting judges:
• pinching that annoying crying baby that someone stuck in my arms back in '86.
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Edited by - kathryn on 11/23/2004 13:46:06 |
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:56:42
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
what kind of lewd thoughts do you have?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
how much time do you have?
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:57:07
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Oh, I did it. I was young and stupid (and skilled)
A line like that?:
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Originally posted by rita
I don´t beleive you´ve done that Xavier, and to go totaly off topic, I still don´t know how to make that line...sou mesmo um zero à esquerda!!!
Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 11:59:00
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good confession kathryn.
your are absolved
(please don't pinch me)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 12:00:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
quote:
Originally posted by floop
what kind of lewd thoughts do you have?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
how much time do you have?
Frank Black ate my hamster
i'm here all day
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 12:00:45
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Wy aren't I absolved? I want to be pure again, fucking hell!
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 12:01:13
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To answer kathryn:
The chicken... mmmm... how to explain it? There were two chickens after that, so I supose the chicken was dead.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 12:03:06
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
Wy aren't I absolved? I want to be pure again, fucking hell!
Frank Black ate my hamster
i need to know more about these "lewd thoughts" before i can absolve you
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 12:03:28
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Oooooo, floop, that was easy. I got more, but I'll abstain, for once.
So no going over the knee for a spaking, huh? Wait, that's Tre's
territory.
I think Whore should get some kind of award for that great shot with the ax.
Maybe he can clean the holy water chalice or something. Or cook you up some real chorizo.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 12:05:47
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i said you were absolved, i didn't say you weren't getting a spanking
if you have more sins you may as well confess them now..
robbery? theft? what do you got?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 12:06:12
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what! they never asked me that sort of detail question when I went to confession, they gave me a few 'our fathers' and the odd 'hail mary' but they never asked for the details.
hmm lewd thoughts......lewd thoughts of a lapsed catholic girl......lewed thoughts of a lapsed catholic girl with an overactive imagination........ and you want details?
I'll get banned floop, banned I tell thee
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 12:08:00
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I've downloaded "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".
Sorry.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/23/2004 : 12:09:03
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i come from a more unorthodox school .
now, you were saying...
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Confess Your Sins
