I told my housemate last night over the most appauling meal out I have ever had in my LIFE (two hours sat opposite some loud obnoxious boarish shit of a man who talked with half masticated food overflowing out of his big fat mouth, took all the will power I had not to smash the end of my corona bottle and ram it into his bulbous throat, biting my tongue was hard enough, it's swollen. And the food was dreadful) that I would have to decline her kind offer.