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losemyway
- FB Fan -
Ireland
24 Posts |
 Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:31:19
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Hi guys, just wanted to say that I'm too much of a coward to post under my real identity and that I have masterbated so much due to intense loneliness that my hands are cramped up and I can't even operate the door handle to leave the home. You can also call me Phantom of the ... I'm a complete retard.
Love,
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:31:55
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Awwwwwwwww shit.
Signature's are kind of like bumper stickers, only less sticky. |
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losemyway
- FB Fan -
Ireland
24 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:34:46
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| It's worth paying for the full package. You get dwarfs then too, pretty fuckin hot |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:37:49
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Bart... I'm not paying $4.99 a minute dude.
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Fartbone
- FB Fan -
USA
171 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:40:38
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| El Barto El Faggo. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:41:15
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Fartbone??? Oh goodness.
Suck it Trebek |
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Fartbone
- FB Fan -
USA
171 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:46:49
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| Oh goodness? You mean oh Godness. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:47:24
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Yes that's exactly what I mean.
Suck it Trebek |
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losemyway
- FB Fan -
Ireland
24 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:49:34
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| he's even hornier since he put in that "hint of a tint" something in the chemicals has made his little sausage even livlier than ususal. Currently offering a buy one get one free offer as well. yum |
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Fartbone
- FB Fan -
USA
171 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:53:59
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Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
Yes that's exactly what I mean.
Suck it Trebek
Behold the God Fartbone. I don't dye my hair but have skids in my underware.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 09:54:41
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This is really not good.
edit: Hilarious, but not good.
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 11/19/2004 09:56:47 |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:00:37
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that's not how you spell underwear. Well at least where I come from.
Suck it Trebek |
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the little comet
- FB Fan -
Australia
7 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:03:37
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very spunky
He was a ... |
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losemyway
- FB Fan -
Ireland
24 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:05:31
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| Tune in next week when El Faggo dyes his pubes- LIVE ON THE INTERNET! (Only $6.99 all major cards accepted including paypal termsandconditionsapply El Faggo is not responsible for any orgasms experienced while watching his pubic hair dressing) |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:07:55
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Not funny.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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losemyway
- FB Fan -
Ireland
24 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:09:49
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| ah shuddup ya big dry minge |
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irishlover
- FB Fan -
45 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:12:48
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| oh thats great....I love Irish women |
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the little comet
- FB Fan -
Australia
7 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:22:22
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Fartbone
- FB Fan -
USA
171 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:23:25
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notes from my call to 1-900-cum-hogg.
ring:
Answer: Hi big fella, this is el faggo, my hair, you likes?
Fartbone: Hey man, nice hair. Did you get any dye in your eyes?
El Faggo: No, but I did trip on the dildos that i left in my tub when I was washing it off.
Fartbone: Let me tell you it looks good man, I wish I can do the...
El Faggo cut me off: Only I can tell you what looks good!
Fartbone: Sorry holio, just complementing.
El Faggo: Sorry about the sharp response but I just know I'm good that's all.
Fartbone: Damn dude this is costing me like $20.00 already when do I cum?
El Faggo: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO CUM!
El Faggo: ok, now.
Fartbone: Thanks el faggo. I had to call just to try to cum in your hair that's all.
El Faggo: Thanks, tomorrow I will talk about spray painting my chia pet blue black. Oooh, I have a rod!
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:25:42
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hmm all these new people all have so much to say, split personality?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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irishlover
- FB Fan -
45 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:27:13
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| so fartbone, you didn't cum? man, that hot ass black hair worked for me! |
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losemyway
- FB Fan -
Ireland
24 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:27:43
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******XCLUSIVE FROM THE DAILY BUGLE********
International hair model and ladies man El Barto Fagwatch shocked friends last night when he revealed he couldn’t get an erection.
The notorious self playboy and home hair colorist made the headlines for his constant semi-hard on.
But reports emerged last night from his bedroom that excessive porn use had rendered his member “useless”.
“I’m not one for the full throttle” he gushed to his friends last month, who are all from Playmobil. “But I find I get by just fine with a half mast tent pole”.
El Barto’s closest friend Boobah spoke exclusively to the Daily Bugle about his erectile issues: “He was whacking off as usual to one of his grumble movies when he heard this sickening snap,” wiping away tears, Boobah continued: “The next night, when he settled down to watch Seventh Heaven, he didn’t get his usual semi erection and that’s when he knew something was really wrong”.
Reports that Barto hurt his member by attempting intercourse with a Dyson have been dismissed by friends.
The Bugle tried to contact the lothario for a comment but he appeared to be playing with his Stretch Armstrong.
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:27:54
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| good god, was that really necessary? |
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the little comet
- FB Fan -
Australia
7 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:33:28
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...and then what happened?
He was a ... |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:34:58
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this has a style similar to a certain amphibious one who used to post here and used to pick on jim for no good reason...
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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losemyway
- FB Fan -
Ireland
24 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:35:21
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| you'll have to ring the phone number on Barto's poster and find out. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:35:33
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quote:
Originally posted by Fartbone
El Faggo: Thanks, tomorrow I will talk about spray painting my chia pet blue black. Oooh, I have a rod!
If only all of this creativity could be used for good, rather than evil.
Suck it Trebek |
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irishlover
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45 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:36:10
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
this has a style similar to a certain amphibious one who used to post here and used to pick on jim for no good reason...
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
the Lizard, sworn enemy of Spiderman??? |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:37:44
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C.O.F.... WWWHHHHEEEERRRREEEEEE AAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEE YYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
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losemyway
- FB Fan -
Ireland
24 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:39:42
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THERE IS ALWAYS A GOOD REASON TO PICK ON JIM.
Don't believe otherwise!
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:41:15
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**EXCLUSIVE --- Sad example and piss poor human being creates split personality on forum to rag on a stranger, odder still all three personalitys are seriously fucking lame***
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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losemyway
- FB Fan -
Ireland
24 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:45:11
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| shut up you boring dry arsed mong. That would never be accepted as a news story intro- it's shit. Go back to breeding edible hamsters. |
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the little comet
- FB Fan -
Australia
7 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:45:24
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what is a Tre?
He was a ... |
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irishlover
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45 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:45:28
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| that is lame isn't it? almost as lame as this shitty board and it's douchebag mods |
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:47:09
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yet you stalk it, your little freako trinity... so thats lame boyond lame, beyond lame, nice.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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the little comet
- FB Fan -
Australia
7 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:48:54
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Tre = love, but what does it mean?
He was a ... |
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He's Good To Go...........
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