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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
 Posted - 11/19/2004 : 14:57:07
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that looks like your house KoK
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 18:10:02
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My house maybe, but not my ladies lately.
I wouldn't even let one, let alone five of my ladies, stand on my bed.
I just bought the thing.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 19:13:02
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The joke's on me, KOK. I opened that up riiiiiiiiiiight as four
old-fart preppie men were walking behind me. You never saw
tweed-clad geezers move that fast. Last time I log on at a public
computer. Fuck....
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 19:59:06
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KOK... for some reason I didn't believe you and thought it was going to be a political ad or something. hehe. My husband enjoyed the eye candy.
Anyway, psychic... don't even worry about this. I agree with what Kathryn is saying. Any woman knows that men have a hard time getting it up when they drink too much. One thing too-- I know smoking cuts way back on the circulation to your extremeties... all of them... so that could help too.
Yeah, I have seen this happen. It always seems harder on the guy...but women for the most part, unless they are ignorant or just cruel... don't care. Honestly, odds are that woman either has had a similar experience or has a good friend that has... it's not seen as a big deal in girl circles.
My advise is don't cry about it, or at least let her see you cry. That happened to me. Very ackward...then he kept pressuring himself and crying ... so I had to quit dating him. I think the best thing is to just joke. And say something like... Damn whiskey dick...he isn't cooperating.... and now the good thing for you is I can focus all on you... or something like that.
The one thing that you should be happy is that you didn't pass out and wet the bed which has been known to happen to plenty o' intoxicated man. Girls understand that... but we understand whiskey dick better.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2004 : 04:55:51
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DaisyGirl, your post had a high ick-factor. You were trying to get it on with a guy and he started crying because he was having technical difficulties?
Can you see me cringing from thousands of miles away? Can you?
The expression that comes to mind is "make the best of a bad situation."
Humor goes a long way. And I understand why you went a long way away from that guy.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2004 : 10:15:52
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Technical difficulties hehe. You could put on a stripy jumper and start beeping like a test pattern.
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Moving from the clown to the jester will mean moving from similar to same, from alike to identical, from comparable to analogous. Though applied differently, the colours used on one can be used on another, and a couple of changes of costume will rapidly transform the jester into a clown and the clown into a jester. Strictly speaking, they almost duplicate each other as regards clothes and function, the only difference between them, from a social point of view, is that clowns do not usually visit the palaces of kings. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2004 : 10:35:36
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Originally posted by kathryn
DaisyGirl, your post had a high ick-factor. You were trying to get it on with a guy and he started crying because he was having technical difficulties?
Can you see me cringing from thousands of miles away? Can you?
The expression that comes to mind is "make the best of a bad situation."
Humor goes a long way. And I understand why you went a long way away from that guy.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Yeah... sorry Katryn...I realized my post wasn't that clear. ... I did make the story a lot shorter than it was. I am glad you asked because... I didn't want to get into the whole story... but I guess it helps the whole thing make sense: I didn't quit seeing him because if the incident. I actually stuck with him a month or six weeks after. He kept having problems... refused to go to a dr... but continued to cry and have 24/7 pitty party that never let up.
Then, to make matters worse, he took me out one nite to see a band and have a few beers. He ended up drinking 3 pints in 1.5 hrs. We both thought he was ok to drive, plus he was over 6 feet tall and 175 lbs. I had 2 pints in this time. He accidently ran a red blinking light... so he blew over the legal limit.
When this happened, I stayed with him a few weeks. But all he could talk about was his preformance issues and the DUI and considering I was looking for amore casual relationship at the time...we tried the friends thing for awhile, but it was easier for him to forget it all together... so yeah... I didn't dump him because of this... just the way he handled this, other reasons and the fact that these issues were making it more serious of a relationship that I was looking for at the time.... the relationship wouldn't have worked out even if he wasn't having preformance issues.
Really nice guy and very interesting. It was sweet because he was very thoughtful and sweet. I would say the real reason it didn't work out is that he was wanting to be more serious and he was more high maintence than I was looking for to. I would have worked things out if we clicked a little better and I was in the same place in looking for a serious relationship as he was.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2004 : 11:09:02
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DaisyGirl, you are very kind and far nicer than I am. You are very sweet.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2004 : 07:39:20
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I can't say a guy has ever, er,, dropped salute with me, really. I dont think.....perhaps for just a pause, but always comes back.
The whole going down on her thing - very good idea! But i wouldnt worry about it anyway. If shes coming to see you again, it obv didnt worry her.
I think theres a lot of pressure on guys in the bedroom. I mean, if us girls wanted too, we could just lay there. A hole is a hole, right? (not exactly my idea of good sex, but hey, each to their own) but guys have to actually keep things up, and stop from going toofast, going too long...complicated stuff.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2004 : 07:58:32
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Hasn´t happened to me cause if I´m drunk enough for my dick not to work, none of me works, it´s an all or nothing deal.
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Moving from the clown to the jester will mean moving from similar to same, from alike to identical, from comparable to analogous. Though applied differently, the colours used on one can be used on another, and a couple of changes of costume will rapidly transform the jester into a clown and the clown into a jester. Strictly speaking, they almost duplicate each other as regards clothes and function, the only difference between them, from a social point of view, is that clowns do not usually visit the palaces of kings. |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 13:43:17
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Hallelujah.
I had a great night last night. best night I can think of in a long time.
multiplicity (; |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 14:02:25
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quote:
Originally posted by PsychicTwin
Hallelujah.
I had a great night last night. best night I can think of in a long time.
multiplicity (;
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 14:07:21
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 14:12:02
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 14:14:04
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 14:23:28
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 14:37:26
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"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 14:39:00
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Good lord, BLT, I'll never brush my teeth again!
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 14:40:48
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Dean, come over to England, no-one will notice.
(There's one for your stereotypes, chaps)
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 14:45:40
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 14:48:36
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 15:04:16
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ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 15:11:29
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Last one I swear 
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 15:44:39
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*festoon* |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 16:16:35
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(wait, wrong thread)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 16:20:56
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I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 16:30:35
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ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 16:31:44
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I like how the thread went from a support group to a semi-porn ring like (snap) THAT!
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 19:14:48
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
WTF? Is this from the Adult Film Industry Ladie's Golf Tournament awards?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 19:33:12
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!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 19:35:37
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Seriously. That's wacked.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 19:46:41
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Don't get her confused with the workers from Cheery-O's - The happy orgasm people.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 21:35:03
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If you look in the background, you'll see that it is a tournament sponsored by a drugstore called "Long's".
Classic.
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A question for the guys on the forum
