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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 11/15/2004 : 22:03:15
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is there a way? can they be trained?
LBF. you are the cat expert. where are you?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 11/15/2004 : 22:39:21
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I recommend going down to your local sub shop and getting the largest sub they have, to go. Make sure they put the sub into a long skinny papar bag, as most big time delis use. And when the cat does something you don't want it to do, like scratch a couch or chair orsomething, you swipe them with the bag and say no. After a couple days of that, all you'll have to do is say no, and the cat will fear the bag.
Never try to discipline your cat with your hand, it'll never let you pet it agian, or it will start fighting back. That's the key, don't let the cat fear you, just fear the bag.
And the bag doesn't hurt the cat, it jsut psyches it out.
But with having any animal, and you let the cat have free reign on any given area, it's not their fault if they fuck up your shit. Quaritine is the option at that point, but that's a matter of ethics, and cats are attention whores, be it good or bad.
Ok, that was a disorganized speil, but I hope you got at aleast a nugget of knowledge that might help your situation.
And I recommend turkey on white, LTM, ranch and onions...
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 22:43:55
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what happens when the sandwich starts to go bad and gets moldy and shit? and do i get to eat the sandwich?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 11/15/2004 22:49:54 |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 11/15/2004 : 22:45:14
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are you fucking kidding me?
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 11/15/2004 : 22:47:14
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I can't think of a better way to discipline a cat when it invloves first getting a gigantic sub snadwich... Jesus dude, bitch
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 22:50:42
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LBF, where you been? i've been worried.
and, i need cat advice. i just bought a new couch and don't want it to become a scratching post like my chair
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 11/15/2004 : 22:54:05
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I've been here, nothing nice to say. It really depends on the couch, I have 2 couches, one is mostly wooden and they never mess with it, then I have one that has some kind of frabic lining around the interior woodend sturcture, and that one has been torn up and is torn up regularly.
Whatever you do, don't ever discipline your cat with your hand, a paper bag is the best thing, and if it comes with a sandwich, you can't beat that.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 22:58:05
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so i don't get to eat the sandwich?
how do you feel about the spray bottle method?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 11/15/2004 : 23:01:40
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Floop, you should be worrying more about what you want on your sandwich than your cat or wether or not you get to eat it. Please tell me you're kidding, Sub Sandwich Solution was first developed by Dr. Maria Kasproti, PHD, VMD, paper bags are the best tool to discipline a cat.
I'm saying throw in a sandwich for yourself for doing the right thing, man, I'm starting to get worried about you, are you getting old or something?
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 23:10:25
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it doesn't sound like Sub Sandwich Solution has worked very well for you if your one couch is all fucked up. how do you explain that?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 11/15/2004 : 23:12:15
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I gave the mutilated couch to my cats as a collective birthday present, thus, free reign. bitch
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2004 : 23:17:56
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sounds like you are your cats' bitch, bitch.
me, i don't plan to let my cat mutilate my couch. thus making me her bitch. like you are to your cats.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 11/15/2004 : 23:23:53
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my cats are happy, and my cats and I get along well with our furniture
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 04:11:07
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kill the cats
 "I joined the cult of Jon Tiven/Bye!" |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 05:12:07
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i know for sure that pet shops sell little plastic balls to put on the cat's nails. a bit uncomfortable for the cat maybe but it will save your furniture.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 05:28:09
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You can try and offer your cat tiny gloves. Not only will he (she?) look more elegant, but also you will be able to preserve your Louis XIV furniture.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:11:11
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quote:
Originally posted by billgoodman
kill the cats
I second that. After all, the furniture is worth more than the cats. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:24:37
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
is there a way? can they be trained?
LBF. you are the cat expert. where are you?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
get a dog
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:29:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
You can try and offer your cat tiny gloves. Not only will he (she?) look more elegant, but also you will be able to preserve your Louis XIV furniture.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
Kitten mittens!!
what about those scratching post thingies?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:33:16
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They use that for a minute...then realise it's a designed to divert them from the furniture, and proceed to scratch the furniture. E-V-E-I-L!
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:44:05
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little bastards! Get a dog. I second that.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:47:35
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Cat's are great to though. You feel so much more appreciated if they want your attention. Dogs (not all dogs, let's not fight) tend to show affection to anyone who pays any attention. Now cats they're pretty cold sometimes, but when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your cat curled up beside you purring, that's just so gratifying. It's probably just because of the warmth...but I prefer to think it's because they love me.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:54:37
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[refrains from telling horrible cat story through fear the cat lovers will gang up]
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 08:56:14
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It's because your breath smells like catfood.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 09:08:43
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Yeah so...
I WAS CURIOUS!
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 09:10:29
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Get some of that bitter apple spray, and spray your couch.
My cat won't go near mine now.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 09:11:48
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after my visit at ikea and a left hand almost cut off by a piece of "easy to carry and assemble" swedish furniture i ask myself if the question should be:
how to prevent furniture from mutilating cat (or humans)?
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 09:12:04
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But then it will smell like bitter apple.
I suppose that IS better than cat urine... my mistake.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 09:13:18
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Actually it doesn't even smell really.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 10:24:16
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carolynayna,
does it really work?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 10:26:39
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It does with my Bones-cat ploof. ;)
You have to re-spray the couch every once in awhile though.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 10:36:29
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Put little corks on his-her claws. It'll last about ten minutes but the cat should turn its attention to your face, thus sparing the couch.
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Moving from the clown to the jester will mean moving from similar to same, from alike to identical, from comparable to analogous. Though applied differently, the colours used on one can be used on another, and a couple of changes of costume will rapidly transform the jester into a clown and the clown into a jester. Strictly speaking, they almost duplicate each other as regards clothes and function, the only difference between them, from a social point of view, is that clowns do not usually visit the palaces of kings. |
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Minky303
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USA
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:10:21
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| It might not be a cat that you own...It just might be the DEVIL. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:19:00
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what about if i "sprayed" the couch myself?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:20:20
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
what about if i "sprayed" the couch myself?
Musky odors will only encourage them. |
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