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notkimdeal
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  11:21:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'd rather have a cat that goes after furniture than one who feels the need to mark his territory on every vertical (and some not so vertical) surface in my entire 2500 sq ft house (and the yard, and my car tires, no doubt the whole neighbourhood)...

But I've had the scratching problem too. Supposedly cats don't like to claw at leather and other smooth fabric. I got some microfibre suede-like sofas which they don't like and don't scratch (no, they only spray the sides).
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  11:23:33  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Or just let them destroy your couch. I mean it's really only a COUCH...and whoever doesn't accept you for your mangled couch. Well they can just screw right off.

He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE!

Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 11/16/2004 11:30:43
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  11:27:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Declaw/neuter the little bastards. That's what I did and it's smooth sailin' baby.


Around here, intolerance will not be tolerated
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  12:06:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what if i "spray" the cat?


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  12:10:00  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
You two might get into a spray fight and... well... at least take pictures.

He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE!
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  12:13:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone

Or just let them destroy your couch. I mean it's really only a COUCH...and whoever doesn't accept you for your mangled couch. Well they can just screw right off.

He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE!



yeah, but when you juuust bought a new couch, it's kind of hard to sit back and watch them destroy it.


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  12:16:34  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Better them than time.
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TameReg
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  14:39:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You should also buy a scratching post and keep it right by the couch. If you catch it clawing the couch, put it on the scratching post and show it that it should be scratching the scratching post. You may want to sprinkle some catnip on the scratching post to attract him to it. (Not fool-proof, but it helps.)
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/16/2004 :  15:35:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
thanks tamereg.


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
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Posted - 11/17/2004 :  07:22:08  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Your cat will become a junkie.

I sat alone in my little chair, I sat alone and I didn't care.
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Posted - 11/17/2004 :  09:02:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
haha, my exes cat went nuts for catnip, it was hilarious, and lazer pens too, loved them, dumb cat


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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
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Posted - 11/17/2004 :  09:13:34  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
My cat is a serious fiend. Here's the breakdown...

You put a plate with a little kitty marajuana in the middle of the floor in the living room.
Wait about five minutes and you see her standing beside the stairs in pouncing position.
She runs at the plate, jumps in the air and lands face down in the plate.
Then proceeds to roll around in the plate until the catnip is all over the carpet.
Then she lies down for about an hour.


Fuckin Cats and their drugs.

I sat alone in my little chair, I sat alone and I didn't care.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/17/2004 :  12:25:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i got some a long time ago and she didn't go for it (she was still a small kitten). i just got some the other day to put on my new scratching post (in order to deter her from my couch) and as soon as she sniffed it her body started having major convulsions. what's in that stuff?

what's your cats name coldheart?


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Carolynanna
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Canada
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Posted - 11/17/2004 :  12:27:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Its really easy to grow yourself floop.
It multiplies quickly just like a weed.

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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
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Posted - 11/17/2004 :  12:38:13  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i got some a long time ago and she didn't go for it (she was still a small kitten). i just got some the other day to put on my new scratching post (in order to deter her from my couch) and as soon as she sniffed it her body started having major convulsions. what's in that stuff?

what's your cats name coldheart?


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tat

heheheheheheehehee!





You're gonna think I'm a nerd...
Good thing I am one.

Her name is Leela...
like that cyclops from Futurama.

I was going to name her Monet... Her arm has colours that remind me of his paintings...But I dunno


Leela or Monet???


I sat alone in my little chair, I sat alone and I didn't care.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/17/2004 :  12:40:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you should post a picture (with you in a bathing suit)


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2004 :  13:21:18  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
did you want me or the cat in the bathing suit... cause I don't know if my cat is freaky like that.

I sat alone in my little chair, I sat alone and I didn't care.
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