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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
 Posted - 11/10/2004 : 15:32:04
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In London, you are never more than three feet from a rat.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2004 : 15:35:29
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In space, no one can hear you scream
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2004 : 15:35:52
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Ok, ok.
Ummmm, Sean Young (Blade Runner and other stuff), Johnny Depp and the band "My Morning Jacket" are from Kentucky - Louisville for all of them I think. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2004 : 15:47:40
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| In Los Angeles, there are three waiters who do not aspire to be actors. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2004 : 16:17:47
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In sign language the word "looking" is made by making each hand into a peace sign and then point out, hands parallel to the floor; "paranoid" is the same thing but pointing to yourself.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2004 : 16:21:52
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a peace sign is the letter "V" in American Sign Language, but it's not the number "2" as you might think, number "2" is the letter "L", which looks like a capital "L" with your pointer finger and your thumb.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2004 : 16:48:39
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If grandma had balls she'd be grandpa.
Around here, intolerance will not be tolerated |
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2004 : 22:07:20
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In American Sign Language the signs for pizza and vagina are very similar. If you've ever been to or near a college with a big deaf population then you know that the pizza palor is a funny place to be.
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I go to bakeries all day long
There's a lack of sweetness in my life
People in love are stupid and gross. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2004 : 23:20:17
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2004 : 17:27:59
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Frank Black's real name is Charles Thompson.
Wait, you all knew that already. How about this?
An octagon has exactly eight sides.
Damn. I suck at this.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2004 : 18:41:16
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A man, a plan, a canal:Panama! spelt backwards is a man a plan a canal panama. Racecar backwards is racecar and wet stew backwards is wet stew. rock n' roll.
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I go to bakeries all day long
There's a lack of sweetness in my life
People in love are stupid and gross. |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2004 : 18:51:46
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beat this one SoundofAtaris
A man, a plan, a casa, a bait, a lag, a malt, an ami, an abr, a bayard, a liang, an apa, a jager, an adder, a gaw, a nut, an oca, a net, a caps, a rail, a karat, an amalaka, an agron, a brev, a kit, a ballet, an eel, a bar, a lama, a dan, a patina, a grama, a tin, a manak, a japer, a pupa, an oka, a lev, a trad, a cab, an ala, a papaya, a loma, a cam, a catalpa, a mon, a kor, a tam, a haloid, a regal, a lub, a war, a peen, a stob, a gad, a spin, a ward, a slag, a toom, a we'd, a pos, a marg, a cedar, a daraf, a wat, a dater, a carapa, a lot, a tennis, a laic, a farer, a dame, a haemin, an agal, a tsar, a misaim, an enate, a halo, a garrot, a gip, a rom, a lca, an elem, a yell, a ganoin, a waver, a boma, a ball, a waxer, a tid, an agr, an app, a y-axis, a lion, a lack, a burg, a motmot, a rata, a vil, a satrap, a mart, a rank, a lex, an annot, a pol, a tael, a drub, a nome, a dale, a batwoman, a mara, a lob, a tarp, a res, a drawer, a rot, a doh, a nib, a saw, a harem, a gater, an imam, a llama, a let, a bel, a hamal, a gasser, a cadi, a ramrod, a saga, a bass, a cad, a ya-ta-ta, a flan, a cig, a malam, an anus, a keep, a cuda, a crum, an alapa, a doc, a nett, a laggen, a loofa, a cola, a roman, a vac, a snug, a mass, an ass, a tarpan, a frt, a neb, a reel, a corp, a yob, an ana, a but, a tpd, a pant, a cate, an alb, a napper, a gum, a knot, a daud, a pipa, a ruse, a call, a haar, a matador, a bot, a mod, a cor, an aug, a dop, a bud, a buran, a sika, a nork, a yoga, a kip, a rood, a tanga, a pap, a loop, a rein, a pat, an anadem, a leman, a brocatel, a says, a jad, a nomad, a tau, a nunatak, a drab, a gob, an amt, an andron, an orc, a maim, a kaiak, a saber, a puca, a rab, a rabal, a kabala, a rem, a canoe, an aid, a water, a minah, a yarak, an okay, a redan, a gala, a liza, a coir, a car, a vav, a hail, a guna, a min, an aroma, a mix, a manikin, a capita, a cap, a tsi, a waw, a spira, a rub, an att, a matsu, a hat, a fan, a taj, a ray, a jar, a lah, a datum, a gayal, a bus, a coss, an alias, a lin, a gata, a cabana, a nail, a nod, a vas, a lam, a recall, a nasal, a bat, an aba, a rec, a nim, a gauss, a baba, an ign, an agura, a gleba, a lune, a pastel, a yew, an inner, an exon, a moor, a mir, a pas, a dir, a canalis, a bason, a beg, a kop, a yam, a fader, a citer, a pan, a lunarian, a mot, an alif, a yes, a jaw, a pay, a salad, a poll, a waggon, an ore, an asp, a tabor, a cariama, a kab, a kabob, a lac, a deb, a mun, a dalasi, a daff, a raki, a halal, a sanies, a cast, a hwan, a cay, a dad, an ogam, a ma'am, a japan, a vakeel, a fac, a duel, a sial, a patin, a magot, a roll, a pain, a rall, a fats, a bap, a cerat, a call-up, an abb, a radiov, a gid, a loot, a god, a tenner, an eta, a gar, a grad, a dap, a dirt, a hair, a parr, an agon, a dual, a nonet, a mural, a soda, a teff, a tal, an omasum, a tug, a vat, a doom, a deil, a str, a dam, a gaff, a camoca, a mud, a flow, a fed, a gpm, a tod, a fcp, a reflet, a hay, a nav, a lulab, a tail, a maniac, an ikan, a maid, a salep, a lass, a pall, a gab, a watt, a bay, a map, a lair, a sax, a mar, a madam, a palet, a ramon, a won, a wet, a fen, a nipa, a dBm, a lai, a bag, a haeres, a bun, a ratton, a tana, a sem, a gtc, a giron, a bros, a navar, a carotin, a jab, a dayan, a lever, a fun, a macoma, an iter, a nies, a dak, a yaw, a sera, a tef, a nek, a xat, a boob, a haler, a cir, a daw, a camass, a topaz, a gator, a taw, a lapser, a mut, a biga, a nag, an atlas, a bad, a doodah, a manas, a puna, a fut, a sima, a gen, a facsim, a liard, a gym, a spot, a sex, a nae, a wap, a zax, a way, a tapis, an ord, a habu, a datura, a mel, a kadi, a qat, a mas, a banana, a cran, a bird, a pus, a drain, a lacer, a valor, a pav, a lad, a wamus, a garg, a tamis, a kaon, a tort, a leg, a baht, a lapin, a ref, a wall, a mac, a samaj, a boar, a sunn, a pappus, an aced, an ann, a manor, a barege, a jai, an alap, an acad, a fakeer, a remit, a get, a toil, a gat, a local, a baff, a wain, an akela, an uta, a slab, a rattan, a lyc, an atoll, a banian, a retem, a dorp, a poort, a vug, a supr, a canon, a far, a fanatic, a dep, a caid, a qaf, a kas, a carfax, a patness, a nabob, a catnip, a minima, a must, a sal, a caracara, a manioc, a til, a lip, a rag, an amir, a hareem, an arcs, a teel, a cram, a yawn, a main, a ban, a rasa, a lud, a ragi, a tapir, a top, a dil, a lat, a razz, a jag, a sass, a jalor, a calix, an asb, an ayre, a nap, a tannin, a garb, a sports, a gem, a reed, an esu, a hap, a raglan, a sis, a baronet, a snit, a madras, a plug, a gula, a ros, a scf, a gelder, a terr, a gag, a fay, a fag, a garret, a redleg, a fcs, a sora, a lug, a gulp, a sard, a matins, a tenor, a basis, an alg, a rap, a hausen, a deer, a meg, a strops, a brag, an inn, a tap, an aery, an abs, an axil, a carol, a jass, a sag, a jazz, a ratal, a lid, a pot, a rip, a taig, a radula, a saran, a bani, a manway, a marc, a leet, a scr, an ameer, a harim, an agar, a pil, a lit, a coin, a maar, a caracal, a satsuma, a minim, a pint, a cabob, an assent, a pax, a fracas, a kaf, a qadi, a caped, a cit, an afar, a fanon, a carpus, a guv, a troop, a prod, a meter, an ain, a ballot, an acyl, an attar, a balsa, a tuna, a lek, an ani, a waff, a bal, a colat, a galiot, a teg, a timer, a reek, a fad, a canap, a lanai, a jaeger, a baron, a mannan, a decan, a supp, a pannus, a raob, a jam, a sac, a mall, a wafer, a nip, a lath, a bagel, a trot, an oak, a sim, a tagrag, a sum, a wad, a lav, a parol, a varec, a laniard, a sup, a drib, an arca, an anabas, a mat, a qaid, a kalema, a rut, a daub, a hadron, a sip, a tay, a wax, a zap, a wae, an axes, a tops, a myg, a drail, a misc, a fanega, a mis, a tufa, an upas, an amah, a doodad, a basalt, a nagana, a gib, a tum, a resp, a law, a tarot, a gaz, a potass, a macaw, a daric, a rel, a haboob, a tax, a ken, a feta, a resaw, a yak, a dasein, a retina, a moc, a manuf, a revel, a nay, a dab, a janitor, a caravan, a sorb, an orig, a ctg, a mesa, a nat, an ottar, a nub, a sere, a hag, a bai, a lambda, a pin, a nef, a tew, a now, a nom, a ratel, a pam, a damar, a max, a sari, a lap, a may, a batt, a wab, a gall, a pass, a lapel, a sadi, a manakin, a cain, a mali, a tab, a lulav, an ayah, a telfer, a pcf, a dot, a mpg, a def, a wolf, a duma, a com, a caff, a gam, a darts, a lied, a mood, a tav, a gut, a mus, a monal, a taffeta, a dos-, a larum, a tenon, a laud, a nog, an arr, a pariah, a trid, a pad, a darg, a raga, a ten, a rennet, a dog, a tool, a dig, a void, a rabban, a pull, a cat, a recap, a bast, a fall, a rani, a pallor, a tog, a manit, a palais, a leud, a caf, a leek, a van, a pajama, a mam, a gonad, a day, a can, a what's, a casein, a salal, a haik, a raff, a dais, a ladanum, a bed, a cal, a bob, a kabaka, a mair, a carob, a taps, an aeron, a nogg, a wallop, a dal, a say', a paw, a jasey, a fil, an atom, an air, an ulan, a paretic, a red, a fam, a yapok, a geb, a nos, a basil, an acarid, a sap, a rim, a room, an oxen, a rennin, a wey, a let's, a paenula, a belga, a rug, an angina, a babassu, a gamin, a cera, a banat, a balas, an all, a ceramal, a sav, a don, a liana, an abaca, a tag, a nil, a sail, an assoc, a sub, a lay, a gamut, a dah, a lar, a jay, a raj, a tan, a fat, a haust, a matt, an abura, a ripsaw, a waist, a paca, a tip, a canikin, a maxima, a mor, an anima, an ugali, a hav, a var, a carioca, a zila, a lagan, a deray, a konak, a rayah, an imaret, a wadi, an aeon, a camera, a lab, a kal, a barabara, a cup, a reb, a sakai, a kami, a macron, an ordn, an atman, a bog, a bard, a kat, an unau, a tad, a monad, a jasy, a salet, a corban, a melamed, an anat, a panier, a pool, a papa, a gnat, a door, a pika, a goy, a krona, a kisan, a rub-a-dub, a pod, a guan, a roc, a dom, a tob, a rod, a tamara, a hall, a caesura, a pip, a duad, a tonk, a mug, a repp, an abl, an aet, a catnap, a dpt, a tuba, a nan, a boy, a proc, a leer, a ben, a trf, an apr, a tass, an assam, a guns, a cav, an amora, a loca, a fool, an egg, a latten, a coda, a pal, an amurca, a duc, a peek, a sun, an amal, a magic, an alfa, a tat, a yad, a cassaba, a gas, a dorm, a raid, a caress, a gal, a mahaleb, a tela, a mallam, a minaret, a gamer, a haw, a sabin, a hod, a tor, a reward, a ser, a prat, a bola, a ram, an amowt, a bael, a daemon, a burd, a leat, a lop, a tonn, an axel, a knar, a tram, a part, a saliva, a tar, a tom-tom, a grub, a kcal, an oil, a six, a yapp, an arg, an adit, a rex, a wallaba, a mob, a rev, a wanion, a galley, a melena, a clamor, a pig, a torr, a gaol, a haet, an enami, a simar, a stalag, an anime, a haem, a darer, a facial, a sinnet, a tola, a par, a caret, a dat, a waf, a radar, a decagram, a sop, a dew, a moot, a gals, a draw, an ips, a dag, a bots, a neep, a raw, a bul, a lager, a diol, a ham, a tarok, a noma, a plat, a camaca, a mola, a yap, a paal, an abac, a dart, a vela, a kona, a pup, a rep, a jak, an amanita, a marga, a nit, a panada, a malar, a baleen, a tell, a batik, a verb, an organa, a kalam, an atar, a kali, a rasp, a catena, a con, a tun, a wag, a redd, an areg, a jaap, an agnail, a dray, a barb, an aim, a natl, a mag, a lati, a baas, a canal, Panama!
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2004 : 18:55:48
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Three fun facts:
• A palindrome thread exists somewhere on the forum.
• If it ain't stiff, it ain't worth a fuck.
• The human body's smallest bones are in the ear.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2004 : 19:01:13
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| Cats like the taste of ear wax. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2004 : 19:25:55
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facts about scorpions:
scorpions can live without food for up to a year and can go without water for several months
scorpions have remained alive after being frozen in ice for months
scorpions navigate using the light of the moon and stars
scorpions also navigate using wind patterns
scorpions are among the most light sensitive of animals
scorpions glow in the dark, under ultra-violet light
if placed in a cage together, scorpions will fight to the death
after mating, the female often kills and eats the male scorpion
most scorpion poison is not fatal to humans
some species of scorpions live to be over 20 years
scorpions scare the shit out of me
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2004 : 20:33:11
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| My mother once found a scorpion in her car trunk. In Louisville, KY. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 03:23:44
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Originally posted by darwin
There's no word for the opposite of "exceed".
recede?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 03:52:25
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I thought that, but exceed can mean to be too much, recede doesn't mean to be too little, I don't think.
There is no word to rhyme with orange.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 03:58:18
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...or silver or month, apparently.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 03:58:58
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...or purple too
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 04:00:32
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
facts about scorpions:
if placed in a cage together, scorpions will fight to the death
after mating, the female often kills and eats the male scorpion
Remember this, when crossing the scorpions on this forum..
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scorpions scare the shit out of me
And so we should!
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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kingphilbert
= Cult of Ray =
USA
356 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 07:28:26
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Smurfs are 3 apples high.
"I mix twinkie's and ding-dong's all the time. In Europe, they call it a Dinkie!" |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 07:34:04
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Of all living creatures, the Drosophila (fruit fly) has the largest sperm relative to the size of it's body.
Signature's are kind of like bumper stickers, only less sticky. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 07:36:17
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| Kerry is related to Bush who is related to Colin Powell. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 07:40:27
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Total mindblower.
It goes back a ways, though. Both trace their ancestry back to Edmund Reade (1563-1623) and Elizabeth Cooke (1578-1637).
"Bush descends from Edmund and Elizabeth's daughter Mary, while Kerry descends from Mary's sister Elizabeth."
Signature's are kind of like bumper stickers, only less sticky. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 07:42:32
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000 and some others
There is no word to rhyme with orange, purple, silver or month.
Rhyming - eh, we can stretch the definition.
Orange = boring.
Silver = giver or 'give her' .
Purple = surple...as in "Roses are red, violets are purple. Honey's sweet and so is maple surple..."
Dang me.
Dang me.
Oughta take a rope n' hang me.
Hang it from the highest tree.
Woman would you weep for me?
Dew dew dew d'dewpm dew dew dew... |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 07:46:24
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I descend from Henry the IVth.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 08:50:11
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I descend from Mother Theresa
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 08:51:01
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I descend.
This war, it will be just like the War on Drugs. It will be potent and effective and our objectives will be clear. The nation had a nasty drug problem and we declared a war on drugs and spent billions over many years and now you can't buy drugs anymore. It will be just like that.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 09:03:02
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I was being serious! Some people made a genealogic tree and found my grandfather descends from Gabrielle d'Estrees, who was one of Henry the IVth mistresses, with whom she had 3 children. I'll find pictures, I look exactly like him.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 09:07:13
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My great uncle was Richard Mulcahy, a bigwig in that whole revolution the Irish had a century ago.
Also, I am told that while it is normal for a Weeble to wobble, it is nearly impossible for one to fall down.
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I go to bakeries all day long
There's a lack of sweetness in my life
People in love are stupid and gross. |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 10:42:58
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
...or purple too
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
Dude - nurple. Purple nurple? What cave have you been hiding in? Yeesh.
Around here, intolerance will not be tolerated |
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Posted - 11/12/2004 : 11:58:11
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scorpion males mate with the female by locking heads and having a tustle, the male tests the sand beneath him finds the right spot and shoots a trigger loaded with sperm into the sand, he then tries to drag the female over the trigger which she then trips and the sperm shoots up into her
the male spider loads his forearms (pedipalps?) with sperm and then sticks them into the female spider to impregnate her.
snails are hermaphrodites who shoot each other with love darts to determine which be the butch and which be the bitch, the first to get shot is the woman thereafter and the "males" penis exits the genital aperture from his head and into the genital apeture on her head, which is why you should never interupt snails rubbing heads because they are doing the nasty.
Elvis lives.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 12:33:04
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quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
Of all living creatures, the Drosophila (fruit fly) has the largest sperm relative to the size of it's body.
Signature's are kind of like bumper stickers, only less sticky.
Barnacles have the longest penis relative to their size. Since they can't move they need a long penis to reach mates. |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 13:18:21
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why can't they just make a magic combination of the slug the scorpion and the spider and lug a sperm filled dart at anothers head.
I thought they did move but very slowly, what am I thinking of then, I had to do a boring migration experiment once with a round thing that stuck to rocks and stuff, I bloody hate whole organisms, whole organs are beyond me nowadays mind.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 13:40:35
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I watched an entire slug mating session once. They met (queue music), entertwined themselves and suspended themselves off a ledge via a strong string of slug slime - about 3" off the ledge. They turned and twisted slowly and both of them had organs that came out of their heads and entertwined down below them...the slugs were about 2-3"...the organs fully extended were as long or longer than the slugs themselves. It took about 15 minutes.
Frankly, i thought it was beautiful. I have never seen two organisms more completely physically joined. |
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