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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:07:36
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Boner or Tent Peg work fine also.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?" "Yes, once..." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:21:50
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Boner. Reminds me of a story. I had a boss, a big-deal corporate type who always wore suspenders, and who always said "boner" instead of "mistake" or "error." None of the other suits would react, whereas I needed to literally hurt myself so I wouldn't burst out laughing in the big-honcho boardroom. I would scrape my heel with the stilleto point of my shoe or bite hard the inside of my mouth.That intense pain distracted me from cracking up.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:25:18
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Is that what Yuppies say for mistake??? Oh my god how did you handle that.
"Can someone please correct this major boner for me?"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:50:19
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I handled it, as I say above, by going masochistic. I had to inflict considerable pain upon myself to act as distraction from laughing.
I mean, who except Ned Flanders says "boner" when they mean to mistake?
Back on topic (ho hum) today I am rocking the black flaired pants look with, surprisingly, a black long-sleeved T, black socks, oodles of moisturizer and the slightest hint of that eyeliner that Rita refuses to wear anyplace other than a Pixies concert.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2004 : 11:56:53
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Well I suppose I should state what I'm wearing as well. I was so lazy today and am wearing the ugliest clothes.
Dark blue jeans, my docks, a brown sweater, my nose ring and some lip gloss. My hair is all shaggy today, it keeps tickling my nose.
I can't wait for the weekend then I can get all gussied up. The only time I usually really go all out is at about 3 in the morning after a month of being completely bored. I put on my nicest dress, and make-up and strut around while everyone is sleeping.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2004 : 14:59:48
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Black cotton pants, black socks, black Patti Smith Group T-shirt. Lots and lots of moisturizer.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
Edited by - kathryn on 11/18/2004 15:02:45 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2004 : 15:04:42
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Morrissey must be gutted, Kathryn.
I got black socks, grey cords trousers, a blue shirt and navy O'Neill hoodie.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?" "Yes, once..." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2004 : 18:17:25
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I know, I know. I always feel naked when I'm not wearing one of my Morrissey T-shirts. Seriously.
My husband's always saying to me things like, "It's 2004 and we're walking into a grade-school piano recital and you're dressed like it's 1979 and you're going into CBGB's" and I have to give him a sideways glance as if to say, "Your point being?"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 01:21:25
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black checked pyjama trousers
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 02:16:21
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Blue jeans (Calvin Klein), tight long-sleeve blue tee (Zara), boxer shorts (Gap), blue socks (no brand), purple trainers/sneakers/whatever (Adidas Samoa).
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:16:13
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dress shirt, khakis, dress shoes...
temping at a realty office.
good times, good times
(drool hits the keyboard...) |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:19:07
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And how was last night, Psychic? You didn't have to go home and put on some Dead Kennedys, did you?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:46:23
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i'm going to find that mp3 now, kathryn
i need to hear it...it will probably soothe my soul
I bought her some Chinese for a late dinner last night, and we hung out for a while, but she had work at 7:30 a.m. and didn't end up staying over. we were both pretty exhausted.
I'll have good news for you soon... I SWEAR. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 10:51:47
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No pressure. That's the point. No pressure.
Also, I hope you see it a sign of her goodwill and patience and lack of pressure on you that she hung with you and ate take-out. That sounds like a good night, even if you didn't introduce her to Mr. Happy.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 11:25:06
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It was an enjoyable night indeed. You are right about it being a sign...I just need to relax and not let it stress me out so much any more
I could use a stiff drink...
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irishlover
- FB Fan -
45 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 11:27:33
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none of your business you perverted wankers! jesus christ |
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Fartbone
- FB Fan -
USA
171 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 11:31:38
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I'm wearing my el barto wig. |
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irishlover
- FB Fan -
45 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 11:32:43
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I'm wearing my wig which is meant to look like fartbone wearing an el barto wig....but it's just a crappy fake black color |
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irishlover
- FB Fan -
45 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 12:32:51
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right now I'm wearing kathryn's ass like a hat |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 14:41:21
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Irish, I was thinking maybe you'd admit that you were wearing a generously dispersed layer of your own feces under your new princess costume.
Absolutely. Last one.
I SWAR it. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2004 : 18:17:19
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White T-shirt, TMBG Unlimited fleece, black pants and socks
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/23/2004 : 10:41:27
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Just my underwear. Nice image for you all there.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 12:56:39
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I'm wearing a gray shirt and brown pants. There seems to be a hole in one of my pants pockets, which is annoying.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 13:11:17
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An inside-out King Of The Hill tshirt...3 days stubble..jeans... a world-weary expression...red/white flannel shirt. All covered in filler and dust. I did done DIY today :D
"Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster" www.doog.tk |
Edited by - Doog on 01/09/2005 13:15:14 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 16:30:24
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Black running tear-away Adidas, white T. Pool flip flops. Very stinky and sweaty, posting from the gym.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 16:56:44
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Grey cotton wide-leg trousers, blue v-neck long sleeved top
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 18:25:50
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Fluffy white cotton bathrobe. Plush, really. I look like the Michelin man. (Is that another French typo?)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 00:45:59
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black sweatshirt, black AIR t shirt underneath, jeans, shoes.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 01:44:41
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NOTHING! I spilled Teriyaki rice all over my boxers and my keyboard; I used my boxers to clean off the rest of my keyboard and now I'm naked. The rice had to be cleaned up SOMEHOW! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 05:38:51
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Just shorts again.
My, my, we're a naked bunch aren't we?
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." Louis Armstrong |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 12:14:23
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Rice in keyboard = bad
I am fully clothed, thank you, HPM.
Black fleece T-neck over white cotton T-neck, black pants (trousers to Tre and HPM), no socks. bbrrr, cold feet.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 12:16:08
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pinstripe boxers, blue track pants, blue tshirt
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 12:17:53
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Just shorts again, but a different pair now. I have just showered.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." Louis Armstrong |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 12:27:33
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Blue jeans (low ride fit apparently, don't ask me), a kind of greeny-brown Tshirt with diddy men on (not diddymen). Um, socks which have orange bleach stains on, i have no idea why.
And if a double-decker bus Crashes into us To die by your side Well, the pleasure and the privilege is mine. |
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Posted - 01/10/2005 : 12:40:56
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black wide leg cotton trousers, black v neck t-shirt, brown trainers and black buddy holly glasses
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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