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kathryn
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 Posted - 11/06/2004 : 04:15:12
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Shortest guy I ever dated was a skosh over 6 2.
I swear have *never* seen a short woman with a short man. However,
I quite often see the shorter dudes with tall women. (My best friend towers of her husband, my brother's wife has a good four inches over him, etc.) Would the vertically challenged among you guys say this is true? It's always struck me. Maybe I'm wrong.
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 06:18:04
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Originally posted by Tre
I'm a midget.
I used to have this amazing stats teacher (I was in love with him) who told me the nicest things came in the smallest of packages and he thought I was a lovely height...
i swear I came on the spot
Frank Black ate my hamster
was your teacher coming onto you?
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band)
Damn straight he was.
I shaved my head when I was at college (it seemed like a great idea at the time) but I decided it was a bit dumb so took to wearing a hat. He accosted me in the corridoor one day and insisted on seeing. This guy was probably in his late 40's and going a touch bald himself, so I took my hat off and he ran his hand over my short short hair and said "Well Teresa, I think it looks most cute, and at least yours went by choice" rubbed the top of his head, winked and walked on.
Think I might have come there too.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 07:34:44
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Im 5'4.5
After years of thinking I was 5'6 my ex insisted I was not, and measured me. Quite a sad day...
I always used to be the tallest one at school when I was little, then I hit 14, and growing stopped. sucks.
My god tre, I dont think ive met any (adult) your size! 
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 07:39:47
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careful Mel, I'm short but I'm vicious
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 10:08:09
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Wait, Mel. Five feet tall isn't that short! It's only an inch shorter than I am and it's not that short. We are not freaks, dammit! We are human,
...just ... like ... you.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 10:12:55
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Originally posted by Tre
I'm a midget.
I used to have this amazing stats teacher (I was in love with him) who told me the nicest things came in the smallest of packages and he thought I was a lovely height...
i swear I came on the spot
Frank Black ate my hamster
I had a 4'7" stats teacher called David Lynch. Wasn't the same one, perchance?
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 10:16:51
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Not the first time I've seen "David Lynch" and "midget" in the
same sentence.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 10:17:42
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My mother is 5' and there is nothing wrong in her. Depends on your proportions.
Me, weight, 165 pounds.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 10:26:34
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Originally posted by kathryn
Not the first time I've seen "David Lynch" and "midget" in the
same sentence.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
OK, look carefully, and point out where 'midget' appears in that sentence
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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Posted - 11/07/2004 : 18:00:17
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ha ha ha ok... this is me short. If we ignore the fact that I never realised how unflattering my trousers are at the time, this is me aged 19 with the x (who is 6'0) AND I am wearing platform DM sandals, still a midget.
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whoreatthedoor
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Spain
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Posted - 11/07/2004 : 23:44:18
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More mysterious pics. I think I'm starting to love them.
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 00:55:06
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Originally posted by kathryn
Yeah, OK. I love pancakes, which is why I weigh 138 pounds/62 kilos/9.8 stone. Oink. I think that conversion's right.
Jesus on a hotdog stick, I just weighed myself for the first time in almost three years *just* for this little post.
Actually, it's not the pancakes I blame but that child I had three years ago. Should have adopted.
I'll be editing this post in a few minutes, as soon as I scarf up some carbs.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Kathryn, you shouldn´t blane your beautiful daughter! Blame the pancakes!
I refuse to translate...I´m 58 Kg. I don´t want to learn about pounds and inches...
No peito dos desafinados
Também bate um coração
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kathryn
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 05:10:23
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So I weigh more than you and you are taller than me. Great way to start the week. Thanks.
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 05:39:17
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Querida Kathryn, I didn´t mean to hurt you...that´s just a matter of proportions...You don´t really care, do you?
Why does every women think they are fat??
No peito dos desafinados
Também bate um coração
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 05:43:25
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Remember how I said I'm 6'2"? Well... I weigh about 150 pounds. I'm a beanpole.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 05:51:42
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You're not alone, TarTar... 6'1" and 140 pounds. All skin and bones.
Denis
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 05:57:10
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Last time I measured I was about 15 stone, which is about... 240 pounds? That sounds a lot...
109kg?
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 06:04:31
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Monsters!!!
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 10:32:03
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argh, where?
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 10:37:45
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Rita, you didn't hurt me. Remember, I've got
Hips Like Cinderella!
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 11:55:43
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Originally posted by Tre
ha ha ha ok... this is me short. If we ignore the fact that I never realised how unflattering my trousers are at the time, this is me aged 19 with the x (who is 6'0) AND I am wearing platform DM sandals, still a midget.
Frank Black ate my hamster
Would you be offended if I said you had a cute butt?
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 12:00:37
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I'd be offended at your blatant lie
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 15:39:07
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I dunno, next time he does a Q and A I'll be sure to ask
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 15:59:35
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You mean you won't ask that underwear query you were all set to post last time but then - wham! - Dean cut off the questions. Or was Dave the heavy? I forget, but I do distinctly remember that your question was gonna be about underwear, Tre.
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 18:45:59
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Originally posted by vilainde
You're not alone, TarTar... 6'1" and 140 pounds. All skin and bones.
Denis
"If you do 7-Up, you can't ever do Coke or Pepsi. You've got to hold out for the best deal possible. It's about me being a smart businesswoman as well as a musician." - Jessica Simpson
at 6'0" and 158 lbs., can i still join the club? |
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Posted - 11/09/2004 : 12:25:13
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Originally posted by kathryn
You mean you won't ask that underwear query you were all set to post last time but then - wham! - Dean cut off the questions. Or was Dave the heavy? I forget, but I do distinctly remember that your question was gonna be about underwear, Tre.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
That was your question, my question was an intellectual question about zombies as a social metaphor therefor far more scary than vampires and dumb werewolves
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 11/09/2004 : 18:08:35
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No, no, no. My question was about the Catholics getting back together. Which Frank answered, let the record show. Your question was about underwear but only after I talked you out of asking him dirty questions about
sex, Tre. Isn't that the truth, sister?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 11/10/2004 : 19:28:14
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That was your question, my question was an intellectual question about zombies as a social metaphor therefor far more scary than vampires and dumb werewolves
Wait, aren't zombies the dumbest, by definition, since they have no real brainpower?
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Posted - 11/11/2004 : 01:36:22
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I meant dumb in the not that scary stakes, I mean werewolves are big dogs really and big dogs are everwhere, ZOMBIES are scary because they represent the pure instinct, greed and little brainpower of modern society, zombie herds looking out for themselves without rational thought or reason. They show us what the population is all about except for the few unmoved by this disease who are victimised by the zombies for being different, and by victimised I mean eaten. They eat people, dead people eating people, zombies fucking rule.
I just woke up, rational argument follows later.
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whoreatthedoor
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Posted - 11/11/2004 : 02:17:04
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Zombies don't eat other zombies. Why not?
It seems that they're not that dumb.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 11/11/2004 : 17:29:35
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Is it because zombies feed on functioning brains, which other zombies don't have?
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Posted - 11/12/2004 : 04:55:04
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Zombies don't eat brains they eat muscle tussue and internals, if we're going to be biological about this in live tissue the haemoglobin is oxidised nicely and the blood is bright red and all is good, in dead tissue the haemoglobin starts to turn to methaemoglobin which cannot bind oxygen) and the tissue goes brown and bad (which is why if you ever go to buy meat and it looks more brown than red you know it is a bit urgh) Now also the dead cells will decompose and die and cellular apoptosis I think is a little toxic and there will be not much phagocytic activity in a corpse so the dead cells will just sit around in toxic lumps. Zombies will taste awful. Plus add to that the decomposition products and urgh.
In the social metaphor stakes however, why feed off another zombie when they are one of you, it's the living you wish to convert and drag down to the unthinking reactive levels.
It's a complex business this zombie lark.
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whoreatthedoor
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Posted - 11/12/2004 : 11:19:57
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True fact: If you cut a zombie's hand, the cutted hand keeps a certain resolution and functionality that allows it to open doors and still do some things like that.
If you insert a grenade in a zombie and make him(it?) explode in a million pieces, what happens?
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Carolynanna
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Posted - 11/12/2004 : 11:20:03
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5'8" and 7.5 stone, hehe.
I'm all skin and bones.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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BLT
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Posted - 11/12/2004 : 11:23:51
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5'8" and 7.5 stone, hehe.
I'm all skin and bones.
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Your height - time we had this topic again
