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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 10/21/2004 : 15:08:31
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So, any suggestions? was just reading a message board for the club i go to, and apparently someone last saturday asked:
"This may seem a little forward but... have you seen Jurassic Park?"
genius.
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 15:15:50
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Hmmm, maybe not saying things like;
"Yeah you're about a 6.5 in my book."
would help a bit....;)
Also cheeseman adjectives to avoid;
slutty, pervy, mopey, evil and so on...
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 15:19:14
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my friend Jon had tremendous luck with
"If you go out with me I'll lick your arse"
Try it, it might just be the line for you
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 15:22:28
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I have to add, this thread is not officially sanctioned.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 15:27:32
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ha ha ha you're sitting there with a little pad taking notes we all know it
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 15:28:05
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"So, wanna go get some pizza and fock?"
*SLAP*
"Whatsa matter? Don't like pizza?"
So! There tha'rt bare again, nowt but a bare-arsed lass an' a bit of a Lady Jane! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 21:47:30
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if you sat on my face i'd cum in like 3 seconds
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 09:22:09
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Do you wanna see my collection of stamps?
Do you play chess?
You are so beautiful, you remind me of Pamela Anderson.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 09:25:37
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| It doesn't matter what you say really - it's all in the delivery. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 17:31:33
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-your place or mine
-neither
-ok, i'll fuck you in the back of my car and you can go to your place and i'll go to mine. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 17:37:25
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Would you like to come over and see my etchings?
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 17:40:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
It doesn't matter what you say really - it's all in the delivery.
like.......wanna see my package?  |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 17:57:08
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want to see what my straight six can do?
(this works better if you drive a BMW or TVR ,.. or maybe it doesn't.) |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2004 : 06:38:36
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Wanna play a game?
sure
Its called how much **** can you take.
everyones a winner
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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Cheeseman wants chat-up lines
