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GypsyDeath
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 Posted - 10/14/2004 : 08:02:06
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well, he hasnt posted since the 6th and considering he usually posts every day....is he dead? Something pretty serious must of happened...I havent spoke to him in a while.
Where be the forum monkey?!
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Posted - 10/14/2004 : 08:02:56
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it is serious Mel, very serious indeed
As the story goes when Mikey was a baby soon after his birth he was visited by three faries, Stumpy, Dumpy and Lumpy. The faires travelled all the way from skegness to bless the birth of the boy-child and bestow upon him great gifts.
Stumpy gave him the gift of 'Dance' a gift that meant no matter how confined the space or bad the tune the boy child would have all the moves.
Dumpy gave Mikey the gift of the pun, the ability to be both clever and funny all at the same time, because as everyone knows nothing is funnier than a good pun.
Lumpy couldn't think of much, she's a bit of a thick fairy so she deemed she would come back in later life and see what gift would suit him best then.
Over the last two years Lumpy has frequently made the journey from skegness to even grimmer manchester to try to determine which gift would be best.
However, every time she has tried, she cannot pry mikeys eyes away from the internet (lumpy isn't very hot, hardly worth looking at) and after the 34th journey her temper broke and she placed a mighty curse on mikey.
She deemed that if he were to go online for more than five minutes a day before collecting the ITEMS OF POWER scattered accross the four corners of the earth, his head would explode and he would be sent to a boy band filled eternal hell.
This is why he has been absent for so long, his long and dangerous quest for the ITEMS OF POWER has taken him to lands far and bizarre
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/14/2004 : 08:07:08
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why?
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bumblebeeboy2
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Posted - 10/14/2004 : 10:34:32
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i got some texts from him today, mainly sucking up to me, so he must be alive.
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 13:53:01
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
why?
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
Who know why deranged faries do anything.
I did recieve word today via carrier pigeon that the quest is off to a good start, he has obtained the lemsips of wrath and is off in search of the next item for evil lumpy.
He also reckons he's missing the forum people too.
[edit] he also reckons telling the boring reasons for absence is boring
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 05:44:48
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Totally confused me, changing your post a few days later!
Yeah, he text me too. Apparently the journey is going ok. he did lie about sending me texts which he didnt though.
Why would he be sucking up to you bumble?
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bumblebeeboy2
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 07:47:53
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because he thinks i'm great.
anyway i'm going to matlock for 4 days, to find myself, so don't miss me too much everyone!
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 08:01:54
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I don't quite know how I'm going to cope
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 08:02:36
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I don't quite know how I'm going to cope
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 11:01:23
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| clearly not well tre honey - you're repeating yourself over and over - are you delirious again? |
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 11:43:58
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I just don't know what to do with myself... I'm wandering round like a lost child
you are so pretty
when you're on your knees
disenfected
eager to please
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 13:28:13
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Maybe you need to find some items of power yourself!
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Posted - 10/16/2004 : 13:32:48
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I can barely see straight, let alone search for items of power, at this my darkest time
you are so pretty
when you're on your knees
disenfected
eager to please
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 07:34:58
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Interesting. Bumbles going to Matlock. Im scared. Find him self? God knows what he is going to come back as.
I never knew it only took four days to find yourself.
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 08:55:43
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
I can barely see straight, let alone search for items of power, at this my darkest time
you are so pretty
when you're on your knees
disenfected
eager to please
We are simply going to have to pull together as a team and be strong - either that or descend into a deep dark pit of substance abuse.
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 11:56:48
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I tried making a little substitute bumble doll out of cans of coke, pipe cleaners and sticky back plastic, with a little series of schoolyard insult cards for my effergy to hold up, but it's not the same not the same at all
Mel, four days is too long, the very infrastructure of the entire forum might collapse in that time
*40mg Prozac, neat vodka, quietly sobbing*
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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Cheeseman1000
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 13:43:14
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
I tried making a little substitute bumble doll out of cans of coke, pipe cleaners and sticky back plastic, with a little series of schoolyard insult cards for my effergy to hold up, but it's not the same not the same at all
Actually, I think you'll find that's pretty much exactly the same. Needs floppier hair.
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 14:44:58
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*cuts some strips off vileda super mop and prit-sticks to top of bumble doll*
hmm it's getting there
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:49:16
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stop your crying and chuck that poor effort of a replica in the bin! the bumble is back!
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:53:05
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I've grown attached to the doll, could you go find yourself some more?
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bumblebeeboy2
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:04:44
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So, who are you then?
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bumblebeeboy2
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 13:02:30
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bumble bee boy 2.
and i have some kind of infection in my face, hurts like hell. might take tomorrow off work.
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 13:09:29
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Can I keep my dolly anyway?
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bumblebeeboy2
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 13:19:12
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cool, I'd just made it a little dress out of an old tie too
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 14:14:43
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| I am now beginning to fear that we have been deserted by both Benji and Homer. Do you think they have run away together? |
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 14:31:35
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to join the circus?
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 14:36:42
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| no the carnival! The have a cracking little thing going as the tattooed man and his monkey boy. Not quite sure which is which but my sources are onto that and will report back with more news as soon as is safe. |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/20/2004 : 07:45:24
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Hmm. You may be on to something. I mean, technically they are married. (technically in FB.Net world, anyways)....
Benji must of left his wife for Mikey. Unless shes run away with them too. Mmm. Kinky.
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Posted - 10/20/2004 : 08:57:45
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so you're saying mikey is definatley the 'bitch' in this relationship?
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/20/2004 : 10:25:22
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oh come on, most definately. That boy could not dominate a fly. I heard he likes to be submissive.
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Posted - 10/20/2004 : 10:41:25
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interesting..... completely different from what I was told.........
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The King Of Karaoke
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Posted - 10/20/2004 : 11:27:23
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I haven't read any of this thread so this may be a sideline to what's being discussed.
Monkeyboy just pulls this shit every once and a while because he knows we'll miss his skinny ass.
He'll be back
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Posted - 10/20/2004 : 12:37:01
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in three weeks apparantly, in the meantime more wild theories are required
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VoVat
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Posted - 10/20/2004 : 18:08:16
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I think he was devoured by his own angry strawberries.
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Missing Persons Report - Homers Pet Monkey
