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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 10/21/2004 : 11:59:41
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i've got an idea for a tv show that i'm sure would only appeal to me, and mabe two or three other people.
ready?
it's called INAPPROPRIATE BARBEQUE LOCATION.
it's bascally a guy who brings his full-sized weber grill into inappropriate places (hostpials, supermarkets, synagogs) and starts grilling up hamburger patties and other pieces of meat. until he gets kicked out. and then runs away.
do you have any bad ideas?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Broken Face
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USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 12:02:06
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a prequel series to quantum leap, showing how dr. sam beckett came to discover and build the imaging chamber and quantum leap excellerator
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 12:05:16
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Yeah. Stove Top Funk. A horror movie about a house of students who neglect to clean their stove top and it gets all funky, so funky that the mess comes alive and takes over first the house, then it tries for the city. The Stove Top Funk creature would have theme music similar to the Hamburger Pimps' music in Dolemite... you know, a funk-based theme called Stove Top Funk. Really, the hidden message of the movie would be to encourage students to not let their stove tops and counter tops get all funky. I'd make sure the students who caused the stove top funk to grow would meet a particularly gruesome demise just to make sure it has an impact. I had to live with some hippies who basically didn't believe in cleaning. Man, did we have some serious stove top funk.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 12:05:17
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You see, there is this girl, and her mom dies or something, and they don't know who the father is, and the father may be one of these two guys, so they make the two guys room together, to take care of this girl which may or may not be their kid, got it? It's called "My Two Dads". And they get into zany situations and stuff...things that would only happen to a girl with two dads.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 12:06:31
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I don't have any ideas, but here are some examples that actually are shows:
That Nanny 911 show--just about the worst idea for a show I've ever seen
That movie about the hidden treasure in the one dollar bill--how stupid can they make them!
¡Viva los Católicos! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 12:09:31
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| A Home and Garden show about to how fix your apartment in 24 hours to get your security deposit back. You could learn how to get a 2 year old coffee stain out of the carpet. How fix to hole in the dry wall where some drunk guy kicked through the bathroom wall. And the hostess has to have perky breasts. |
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Useyourname
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 13:08:10
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
a prequel series to quantum leap, showing how dr. sam beckett came to discover and build the imaging chamber and quantum leap excellerator
-brian
That isn't a bad idea. I would definitely watch that show. In fact I'm still waiting for a Quantum Leap movie. That show was cancelled too soon.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 13:10:04
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I would like to see a conclusion to My So-Called Life. What HAPPENED to everyone? I am still concerned about them all.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 13:16:22
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Weird. I was just thinking about My So-Called Life because I was remembering that Jack Nance (who was in almost every Lynch film up until he died) had an appearance in an episode of My So-Called Life as a hotel or restaraunt owner named Warren. Were you all about Jordan Catalano, Emily? Or were you more of a Brian Krakow type of girl? 
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 13:26:19
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
A Home and Garden show about to how fix your apartment in 24 hours to get your security deposit back. You could learn how to get a 2 year old coffee stain out of the carpet. How fix to hole in the dry wall where some drunk guy kicked through the bathroom wall. And the hostess has to have perky breasts.
what a brilliant idea...sign this guy up for a contract
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 15:43:51
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which is drawing you though, the apartment fix or the perky breasts?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 15:45:04
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I'm not in the business or anything but I think your "bad" idea might be a good one, floop. My husband's way into his Weber and I could see guys tuning in, women, too. Of course, perky breasts would have to be prominently featured and not just the chicken kind that would go on the grill.
How about this idea? See, there's this forum, dedicated to a quirky, underappreciated artistic genius. Could be a writer or, no, maybe, I got it, a musician. That gives the show an artistic bent. Plus, there's the will-he-be-featured-in-this-episode drama element. OK, so. The show focuses mostly on the goings-on of the forum participants, both online and off. This way, the viewers get to become attached to various characters from All Over The World. (I mean, I loved ER but, jeez, they were ALWAYS in the friggin' hospital, ever notice THAT?). So one scene, we are on the Paris metro, as the witty Francophone character with two online identities is checking out the French hotties en route to his finance job. Cut! London now. Well past midnight. A saltly, sex-crazed, skull-ring-sporting Irish lass is fighting insomnia yet again and posts into the early hours. Will she be accepted into England's first space venture or won't she? For she is not just sassy online, she is secretly, offline, she is brilliant. Then there's of course the guy in L.A. who's in the business. He's had some good breaks but not The Big One. He's always shown barechested, even at the office, which is just off of where Sunset meets the ocean, kinda by Gladstones. His character offers several entry points into the whole hard-body/OC/North Shore/post-Baywatch thing, which any show has to cover. Lots of casting couch action for this guy, too. Tons of Canadian forum members on this TV show, all of them wearing parkas, even in summer, and ending every sentence with "eh." But they are golden, very sweet and kind. Hard to poke fun at people who are so nice. The most interesting character, let's call her Kathryn, well, she is just . Oops, gotta go.
What do you think, floop?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 15:50:41
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i think we need more bathing suits to keep people interested.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 15:53:09
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OK, OK., we can write that into the script. I like how you're thinking. Lots of synergy potential there. The bathing suit calendar, for instance. Let's keep throwing this around and see what we come up with. How about a forum about a bbq genius and everybody wears a suit around the Weber?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:06:37
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kathryn in a bathing costume: 6 half an hour long episodes of Kathryn running around in a bathing costume, think baywatch without hasslehoff, for interest sometimes she will get sprayed by a fine sea mist, ooh
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:09:51
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what's a bathing costume?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:13:19
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like a bathing suit but in proper english
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:16:20
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what do you call a wet suit? (thats something that surfers wear to go, what we call, "surf")
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:17:31
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we call them very unflattering
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:23:59
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The Dr Happiness Live show
You have a problem?
Dr Happiness has a solution.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:25:15
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Another Brilliant Idea:
This crazy English chick named Tre is unleashed each week upon poor unsuspecting Americans (kind of What Not To Wear) and she rampages through their houses (or closets or music collections) and rips them a new one each time she picks up some offending object. The trademark thing of the show is gonna be how she has to call by some weird English expression whatever thing she is holding up and ridiculing them about. ("This this this...bathing costume is ghastly! You call this a bathing costume?)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:30:02
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
what do you call a wet suit? (thats something that surfers wear to go, what we call, "surf")
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
or "surfing"
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:32:11
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or as the French say, "le Surf"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:34:09
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How about ....
Floop's Le Bad TV Show
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:35:24
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how about a bad tv show about an bad internet thread called "pitch your bad movie/tv show idea"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:35:42
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the british refer to it as "poncing around in the water on a flimsy bit of plastic"
woah Kathryn, that chick sounds crazy, crazy like the fox
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:36:43
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
the british refer to it as "poncing around in the water on a flimsy bit of plastic"
woah Kathryn, that chick sounds crazy, crazy like the fox
Frank Black ate my hamster
you don't think that's a bit long-winded?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:37:03
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"Le bad" is a trendy expression in French.
C'était comment ton exam?
Wouaouh, c'était le bad!
With some variations like "badtripper", "être dans le bad", or even "le bados" (that is too trendy for me)
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:38:11
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man, i am tired. i wish i was at home wearing my pajamas. or, as the British refer to it, "bedtime costume"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:38:43
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
how about a bad tv show about an bad internet thread called "pitch your bad movie/tv show idea"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I was sceptical in the beginning, but now i think we really have something here...
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:39:33
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hey Monsieur, do you guys still say "super cool"?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:39:42
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This TV show will suck
I think it's a winner, like room 101
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:41:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
"Le bad" is a trendy expression in French.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
...which is why I used it, dude!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2004 : 16:44:26
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
man, i am tired. i wish i was at home wearing my pajamas. or, as the British refer to it, "bedtime costume"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Don't be such a baby, floop, or you'll have to go into your
pram and have your nappie changed. Then eat some bangers and mash and make some drawrings and erase them with a rubber. And then we'll put you out on the kerb, where a lorrie will
strike you.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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bishk99
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
100 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 01:50:51
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Frankblack.net the Movie!!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 02:28:23
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Le bad? I've never ever heard this expression. I guess I'm not trendy enough.
Denis
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pitch your bad movie/TV show idea
