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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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 Posted - 10/22/2004 : 08:15:46
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There used to be a law that said that a baby could not leave the hospital if it had not yet been named. I want to do a television series about all the babies in hospitals whose mothers died in childbirth with out naming thier children, about them as nameless adults who are not allowed to leave the hospital and have spent their entire lives in the hospital, maybe focusing on one guy, and how he interacts and changes the lives of the doctors and patients he meets in the waiting rooms. Kind of like the Terminal, but with terminal people.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 09:28:27
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| Kathryn's idea for the show doesn't belong in this thread because it's not a "bad" (or even "le bad") idea, it's genius. If "That 70s Show" is considered good comedy, then this would be one of the best things on tv. And I look damn sexy in a parka. (Tre, what's snobby brit for 'parka'?). |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 09:46:47
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How about a movie about global warming? I was thinking we could draw people in with actors such as Dennis Quaid and that kid from Donnie Darko. That should get people into the theatre. Once theyr'e in there who cares? Just fill the movie with special effects and bad dialogue. We'll even throw in a ridiculous "father rescues son scene" at the end where everyone in the room wears goofy but understanding grins.
Yes! It will piss off millions of intelligent people the world over!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 10/22/2004 09:47:39 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 09:51:45
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quote:
Originally posted by soundofataris
There used to be a law that said that a baby could not leave the hospital if it had not yet been named. I want to do a television series about all the babies in hospitals whose mothers died in childbirth with out naming thier children, about them as nameless adults who are not allowed to leave the hospital and have spent their entire lives in the hospital, maybe focusing on one guy, and how he interacts and changes the lives of the doctors and patients he meets in the waiting rooms. Kind of like the Terminal, but with terminal people.
sort of a feel-good movie of the week?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 09:56:53
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sorry speedy, I don't speak snobby brit so I have no idea what you mean
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 09:59:36
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Originally posted by speedy_m
Kathryn's idea for the show doesn't belong in this thread because it's not a "bad" (or even "le bad") idea, it's genius. If "That 70s Show" is considered good comedy, then this would be one of the best things on tv. And I look damn sexy in a parka. (Tre, what's snobby brit for 'parka'?).
cold weather costume?
(oh man, it never gets old does it?)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 10:00:06
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don't answer that
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 10:03:59
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Well, it doesn't have to be snobby brit. It seems things are either some old fashioned "snobby brit" thing (ie. 'bathing costume' or 'trousers') or some ridiculous cutesy-poo thing (ie. 'sunnies' or 'mackers'). So correct me in whatever language it is you DO speak Tre, what do YOU call a parka? (And if you call it parka, feel free to throw some sarcastic line at me and totally ruin my day).
And floop, answer withheld. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 10:04:37
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| Apparently, I don't know how to use the "edit" or "qoute" functions. |
Edited by - speedy_m on 10/22/2004 10:08:07 |
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 10:16:06
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a parka is a parka
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 10:56:21
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
It will piss off millions of intelligent people the world over!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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There aren't millions of intelligent people anywhere.
Especially not in U.S. voting booths next month.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 12:14:06
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| How about drama where each week b-list celebrities get on a nuclear train and travel across the country. During the trip we would see 4 various stories where 1 is funny, 1 is gripping, and 2 are love stories. To bad Scatman Crothers is dead; he would have been perfect as the futuristic Pullman Porter. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 12:16:58
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I was about to say a new reality TV show - drop celebrities out of a plane. Then some vague memory came back to me that it's actually already been done.
Exciting times.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 12:19:49
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oooh what was that!!
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 14:35:28
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| I actually saw some kind of garbage last night that had something to do with Corey Feldman's wedding and a baseball game and MC Hammer and Vince Neil and omigod if I had had a gun I would have eaten it right then and there. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 14:42:23
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| Do you know why MC Hammer is called MC Hammer? Because he a bat boy for some Major League Team (I think in the Bay Area) and the players said he looked like Hank Aaron (Hammering Hank Aaron). See, TV is educational. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 14:45:03
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ahahaha KSR that's the Surreal Life.
I actually watched it because these people are so washed up that its funny. The next one had Ron Jeremy, Tammy Faye Baker, Vanilla Ice, Poncho, some chick from Baywatch and some other reality tv chick. That's funny too.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 14:56:29
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Frankly, I sat transfixed for a few moments before i came to...realizing with a start that I really was watching this.
Maybe we could combine this program with cheesey's idea and take all cast members and just....throw em out of a plane.
That'd be grrrreat.
"That's okay, Nancy. People are gonna be into my stuff around 85, 86 ok, so BE COOL." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 14:58:05
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Especially Corey Feldman, what an annoying whiny little bitch, I swear.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 15:03:33
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Who were the girls? They had these very vaguely familiar faces...
"That's okay, Nancy. People are gonna be into my stuff around 85, 86 ok, so BE COOL." |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 15:06:49
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Originally posted by Tre
oooh what was that!!
Frank Black ate my hamster
I can't really remember, I just have this hazy recollection. I think they threw Cheryl Baker out of a plane, which is always a good thing.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 15:15:05
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Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Who were the girls? They had these very vaguely familiar faces...
"That's okay, Nancy. People are gonna be into my stuff around 85, 86 ok, so BE COOL."
Funny I can't even remember, thats about how important it is I guess. One was from survivor, otherwise I don't know.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 15:29:23
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it was Trishelle from Real World Las Vegas
I am 28 years and I know that, I feel terrible.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 15:38:41
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But what about from the first one Andy?
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 16:04:00
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Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
It will piss off millions of intelligent people the world over!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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There aren't millions of intelligent people anywhere.
Especially not in U.S. voting booths next month.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Funny you should say that. A guy that tried to tell me it was necessary to go into iraq because of 9/11 told me to rent it (the day after tomorrow).
Off topic: A friend of mine tried to tell me it's good that we've done what we have to Iraq because all the terrorists are going there and we have them all in one spot to fight them.
Ha...ha..ha..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... COUGH WEEZ..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God help us.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 17:00:12
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Now THAT'S a bad movie, KOK: there's this country where the government,
with the help of the media, has brainwashed the citizenry into believing
that a certain group of people are bad and that the laws must be changed
so that the government can hunt down those people, both at home and abroad. But it's not Germany in the 1930s...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 17:51:57
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ok, the year is 2016.....
opening shot with simpsons like clouds and the voice-over - a melodic "the thompson's". doo-doo-do-doo-do da do-do-do, do-do-do.
charles (in imitation ozzy voice)- "that's not how you put on eyelinah!, i'm the prince of the muthafahkin' pixies mun"
charles jr (now 11 years old)- dad, i'm tellin' mummy you dropped an MF bomb!
charles - why you! (Grabs junior and chokes him..................) |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 17:57:13
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
ok, the year is 2016.....
opening shot with simpsons like clouds and the voice-over - a melodic "the thompson's". doo-doo-do-doo-do da do-do-do, do-do-do.
charles (in imitation ozzy voice)- "that's not how you put on eyelinah!, i'm the prince of the muthafahkin' pixies mun"
charles jr (now 11 years old)- dad, i'm tellin' mummy you dropped an MF bomb!
charles - why you! (Grabs junior and chokes him..................)
I'd watch!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 19:28:37
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you'd letch you mean
I know your motives
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 19:30:26
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'defend your life'
i interview contestants and if they manage to convince me they deserve to live they win a life-time supply of macaroni but if they fail i kill them. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 21:22:11
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quote:
Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
'defend your life'
i interview contestants and if they manage to convince me they deserve to live they win a life-time supply of macaroni but if they fail i kill them.
Would Albert Brooks and Meryl Streep be guest stars? |
Edited by - darwin on 10/23/2004 00:56:00 |
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Sir Mike
- FB Fan -
USA
88 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 22:12:38
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A 3 show series about how a man sees the world in his mind.
Images, colors, frames distorted to match his vision of the world.
3 shows, one for youth, one for mid life, one for old age and death.
The tone should be tragically humorous.
I'd say it'd look something like Van Gogh and Picasso combined.
People and objects would change forms and shapes and colors
as the movie progresses to reflect changing life views along with
the coloration added by short term emotions. Some changes gradual some
dramatic.
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Do you ever really know who you are? |
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 22:57:27
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reality show: animals going to the bathroom.
love,
betty
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 10/22/2004 : 23:31:56
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Or, the spin-off reality show: animals expelling worms from various orifices.
What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 09:04:49
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note to self: no more reading forum while eating breakfast
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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