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frank_black_francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
895 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:36:43
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What does this refer to? Anyone? |
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:49:17
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Dirty Sanchez is kind of like (urgh whats it called, those fucking idiot blokes who hurt themselves, I can't remember any of there names or the name of the bloody show now, they do stupid stunts, they had a movie, aargh it'll come to me)
Dirty Sanchez is the low tech Welsh version of that, wacking each others bare arse with stinging nettles, stapling their scrotums to their thighs, macing each other in the face and the like
(assuming that's what you are referring to, I'll find a link in a minute holdon)
love like you've never been burned work like you don't need the money dance like there's nobody watching kiss like your tongue is on fire suck like you don't need the money sin like there's nobody judging
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:51:52
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Hey you've been here a long while fbf...did you just block this thread out of your memory?:
nudge nudge, wink, wink, say no more! snicker snicker twitter...hee!
I could understand if you had. It's a particularly traumatic piece of FBnet history. There was another, but the search function hates me still.
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music. |
Edited by - apl4eris on 10/17/2004 13:01:12 |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:52:04
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Aww bless Tre and her innocent mind.
A "Dirty Sanchez" is when during sexual activity, the man inserts his finger into the woman's anal cavity. He continues by removing his finger and smearing the fecal residue onto her upper and lower lip to form a mustache.
Shemales have rights too... |
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frank_black_francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
895 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 13:02:14
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thanks....thats all I wanted to know. |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 13:07:56
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hey, thanks for finding that thread there Apl4eris, that was one of my proudest moments as a member.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 13:13:58
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really! gosh I never heard that term, those fucking welshies pop into my mind everytime I hear that phrase, isn't there a pot noodle called dirt sanchez too, eurgh
love like you've never been burned work like you don't need the money dance like there's nobody watching kiss like your tongue is on fire suck like you don't need the money sin like there's nobody judging
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 18:46:41
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quote: Originally posted by ShakeyShake
Aww bless Tre and her innocent mind.
smearing the fecal residue onto her upper and lower lip to form a mustache.
Shemales have rights too...
Surely that would be a Goatie, not a mustache??
Just the good ole boys, never meaning no harm, that all you ever saw been in trouble with the law, since the day they were born |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 10:36:10
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Apl thanks for the link. That thread is funny, heehee. I guess we've come full circle..
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
Edited by - Carolynanna on 10/18/2004 10:37:48 |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 11:37:45
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Ah, memories... I can't beleive that was more than a year ago? Where has the time gone, Carolyn? We were so young and innocent then... Now we're far too jaded to appreciate the simpler things in life. Like a fierce sneaky butcher. Sigh...
Wokka Wokka!! |
Edited by - speedy_m on 10/18/2004 11:43:32 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 11:41:18
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Yes, good times good times. You guys tainted my innocent mind ;) and I have run out of funny stories. double sigh..
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 11:45:05
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Well, losing one's car in a drunken stumble around the U of A is a funny story. At least it wasn't BLOODY COLD, or anything. "No no, it's down THIS street!".... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 11:50:29
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Hey you're lucky I didn't make you houligans take a cab!
I did find it though, I'm still cool right???
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 11:54:38
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Your coolness was never in question. Your sobriety and general knowledge of the city you live in, however, were quite suspect. But we all ended up safe and warm in the end, so now it's just a funny story. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 12:00:48
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Pressuring me to drink on a schoolnight, I told you you guys tainted my innocence...:p
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 12:09:20
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There was never anything innocent about your taint... |
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mattb
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
474 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 13:55:43
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quote: Originally posted by speedy_m
There was never anything innocent about your taint...
That was like only the fifth thing I ever read on the net that made me laugh out loud.
----------------------- http://www.broszkowski.com |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 13:59:55
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Note to forum members: Matt also tainted my innocence. What a glorious night in Winnipeg... |
Edited by - speedy_m on 10/18/2004 14:00:22 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 14:19:42
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oooooo do tell.
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 14:35:05
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It taint my place to tell tales. However... It was a darky and stormy night, and all the 'peg was quietly waiting for the Pixies to wake Burton Cummings from its opera-eyed slumber. Neil Young would have cracked a stubbly smile as the Fiersome Foursome delivered in the faux-opulence of that theatre; the fat lady sang, pigs flew, and a young Mathew Broszkowski showed me taintly delights that most men dare not dream of. |
Edited by - speedy_m on 10/18/2004 14:38:13 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 14:39:21
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And I'm the strange duck?
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 14:45:13
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"Odd" duck. You're an odd duck. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 17:15:38
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A goose perhaps???
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 18:50:01
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This euphemism is entirely new to me, but knowing you I'm sure it's FILTHY. Have you been "goosed" recently? |
Edited by - speedy_m on 10/18/2004 18:50:26 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 09:04:39
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Nah, duck duck goose just came into my head, hehe. I think being goosed is when someone pinches your ass though.
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 09:35:29
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Really? That seems like the grade school definition. I'm sure there's a much more filthy version of "goosed". Sounds like it should be SOMETHING. Maybe like a tea-bag, but with the taint instead? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 09:44:42
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Stop saying taint! You're giving me the willies.
There's too many goose things already. Your goose is cooked. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I've got goosebumps. Wild goose chase.
Make something up speedy, entertain me. :)
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 09:53:19
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"Giving me the willies"... you dirty bird! My willy will not be given easily, I assure you. And if you don't like goose (or goosing, which the ladies seem to LOVE, let me tell you. Nothing like a fleshy fun bridge feast!), what do you like? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:04:46
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Hehe remember before when I said I was into pegging???;)
Hey you didn't make up some good dirty definition for my amusement. (Or at least one that I could understand;) For shame mike, I'm disappointed. Where is the wit that I've become so accustomed to?
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
Edited by - Carolynanna on 10/19/2004 10:05:53 |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:31:18
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Fleshy Fun Bridge Feast!
What else do you want from me!?!?!?! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:42:17
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I said; 'one that I could understand'. heehee S'alright, I'll let it slide this time Mike.
So what's with all this time free time on your hands?
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 11:30:40
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Office job, once again. Hooray for tomfoolery. Don't question it baby, just sit back and enjoy the ride. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 11:48:52
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Alright, I'm buckling my seatbelt right now. Let the games begin.
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:44:06
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Well, we've really derailed this thread. Shouldn't we get back to talking about Dirty Sanchez's? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:50:36
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hmmmm, I'm still trying to figure out your definition of goose.
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:58:08
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Like a tea-bag, but using the "taint" instead.
Tea-bag - to dip one's scrotum on another person, like when steeping tea.
Taint - area between one's (male or female) genitals and anus AKA "gooch", "fleshy fun bridge".
See, this is why I started the Tom Robbins topic. So everyone doesn't think all I talk about it taints and tea-bags. Though I know mere would approve.... |
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