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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
 Posted - 10/11/2004 : 20:28:16
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you will have 30 seconds to make anexciting escape!
hello all, random betty quoting futurama.
i was going to ask something to give this message a point.
detecting trace amounts of thinking activity.
without his scooty.
i missed you, its changed a lot here, meaning where i am.
not here here.
i feel like a tilt o whirl.
love,
betty
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 20:32:38
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what?
Hey Betty, are you high or something?
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 20:33:50
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i am.
love,
betty
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 22:11:41
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LBF, doesn't she speak your language?
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Edited by - realmeanmotorscutor on 10/11/2004 22:12:53 |
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 22:12:54
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1705 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2004 : 22:35:15
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strange
The Truth Is Out There |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 01:47:03
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weird
Hey betty! Long time no see (err, read).
Denis
"I do feel sorry for people who don't collect records and obsess about music. Why? Because collecting, consuming and obsessing over music and records is very interesting. That's why." - Johan Kugelberg
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 08:50:30
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Yeah we've all missed your random ramblings betty!
Shemales have rights too... |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 13:11:20
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betty, missed ya
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 13:38:56
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good to have you back...now I can read your replies and be confused at what you meant for the rest of the day. what you write reminds me of my journal drunk ramblings. Except you make a lot more sense.
And what the hell have I learned? |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 14:54:14
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Betty, I just saw your user pic. Until that time, I always thought of you like this:
What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt?
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 16:00:26
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She looks like a Killer, doesn't she?
As for speaking my language, good joke, but my language is not something to be joked about for too long, you just might miss something, I hate to be misunderstood, it happens too often. =)
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
Edited by - LBF1976 on 10/12/2004 16:01:49 |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2004 : 16:10:47
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Hey betty, you remind me of my mother, a little.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 00:10:13
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Originally posted by LBF1976
As for speaking my language, good joke, but my language is not something to be joked about for too long, you just might miss something, I hate to be misunderstood, it happens too often. =)
Really? In what ways are you misunderstood?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 00:57:58
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| What amazes me is that no matter how confusing the message is from betty she always rides that return key like pro. But, I did notice that in the second message there's only 3 carriage returns before her signoff, rather than the traditional 4. We all make mistakes, I suppose. |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 10:33:26
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people often think I am being serious when I am joking or vice versa for starters there RealMean
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 14:25:27
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I miss the double signoff.
betty
betty
Speaking of riding the return key, who else out there are keyboard abusers? I mean - coworkers around you wince when you type, the keyboard is bent in the middle...soft touch keyboards wear out and get noisy in a couple months (weeks?).
I fucking rape a keyboard...but I'm helpdesk...gotta let it out somehow.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 14:48:13
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quote:
Originally posted by betty
without his scooty.
I don't have a scooty either! 
Wait. Is that a bad thing?
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music. |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 15:20:23
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For once in my life I think I actually understand you Betty. I saw the episode as well.
Welcome back.
Turn the spit on that pig and kick the drum and let me down.
Put my clarinet beneath your bed 'til I get back in town.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 16:02:36
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Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
For once in my life I think I actually understand you Betty. I saw the episode as well.
Maybe you can help me then Sir Rockabye.
What in tarnation is a scooty? And is it wrong that I have not a single one? The only image that comes to mind is a dog with worms making friends with the living room carpet. I'm glad I don't have a scooty if that's what it demands.
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music. |
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 18:56:37
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i always make sense, but only if you've seen that episode!
(heart warm like apple pie at being missed. thank you.)
love,
betty
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 19:01:10
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quote:
Speaking of riding the return key, who else out there are keyboard abusers? I mean - coworkers around you wince when you type, the keyboard is bent in the middle...soft touch keyboards wear out and get noisy in a couple months (weeks?).
I don't know, but I once broke the space bar on my dorm room's computer.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 19:09:14
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Originally posted by apl4eris
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
For once in my life I think I actually understand you Betty. I saw the episode as well.
Maybe you can help me then Sir Rockabye.
What in tarnation is a scooty? And is it wrong that I have not a single one? The only image that comes to mind is a dog with worms making friends with the living room carpet. I'm glad I don't have a scooty if that's what it demands.
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music.
Well, it was bound to happen, but for once ditching my homework and staying up late to watch cartoons came in handy. Betty's post is in reference to Monday night's episode of Futurama. In said episode, Fry had to flip a switch (the title of this thread) to destruct this giant memory bank of information. He had thirty seconds to make a daring escape on his Scooty Junior (some sort of futuristic Play-skool type scutor).
As far as your scotty is concerned, I'm happy I don't have one of those as well. Hope that was of some assistance.
Turn the spit on that pig and kick the drum and let me down.
Put my clarinet beneath your bed 'til I get back in town.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 19:27:48
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Scooty Puff Jr. sucks!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 20:19:19
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fall out of the window with confetti in my hair.
did i touch you with the icky part?
love,
betty
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prozacrat
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1186 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 20:33:53
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Actually, didn't Fry have sixty seconds to make his escape? The brain killed the dinosaurs. And that is an excellent Tom song.
More love,
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prozacrat
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1186 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 20:37:32
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Scooty Puff Jr. sucks!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
Don't tell US! Tell Nibbler!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2004 : 11:42:54
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But what's the glue on postage stamps made out of?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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prozacrat
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1186 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2004 : 21:01:22
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| Some juice or other from toads. An excrement of sorts. Who's hungry?! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:05:29
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At least it doesn't come out of a colossal worm heinie.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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prozacrat
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1186 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 12:13:27
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 21:20:06
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i have seen worms come out of a dog's ass.
it was gross.
like gross living spagetti.
my cat, yoda, scoots her ass on the rug too. its sad and funny.
but not worms. her poo sticks to her long ass ass hair sometimes. she hates me a lot when i trim it.
come, there's more...
love,
betty
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 22:49:09
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| My, my Betty...the life you have lived; the things you have seen. Nature is a glorious thing, is it not? |
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 10/22/2004 : 22:56:34
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c'est vrai.
love,
betty
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2004 : 08:32:10
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When I was living in the desert I took a few days in the nearest town and left my dog to take care of my housemate. I came back and the dog was scooting around the floor on his ass and my housemate was highly amused, thinking it was some trick I´d trained him to do.
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2004 : 17:55:37
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Ewww...
Buttworms are gross.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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once you flip the switch...
