It does seem rather subdued and happy. I could try to disguise it as a rat and make it our band's mascot. But ferrets are long, so I'd probably have to cut out a little bit of its middle section. Turns out it was running around in my garage, and my roommate took pity on it and put it in the bathroom where it was warmer and my two cats couldn't get at it. Don't know much more than that.