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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 05/11/2004 : 11:01:58
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Hang in there everybody...we can make it through these tribulations. Everything's just a little bit tense right now. We don't want to do something we'll regret.
BTW, why in the heck are the margins so wide in this thread now? That's the next thing we need to solve. Is it Daisy Girl's fault for posting those web addresses? It's like watching a widescreen formatted movie on a regular TV...only there are no black lines, and the edges are severly cut.
*As a footnote, I thought this was going to be posted on page 8, which was the distorted page. Now that you're reading this on page 9, it makes no sense.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 12:20:44
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sorry the callistinian... I didn't notice it was so messed up... i deleted the links and it went back to normal.
Chislic...i feel your pain about the ricky/roomate connection. My husband is more compatable with Osama bin Laden than with me!!!
Ok I just found out some distrubing news...i just googled "The Realist" looking for more evidence and a web page for a horoscope just came up as the second link. I know I am not the realist... I have proof... but that google thing is just weird considering I just posted some of that mubo jumbo...yikes. 
Will the real slim realist please stand up??? Please stand up?? |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 12:49:46
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'tsall right, Daisy Girl.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 05/11/2004 : 12:50:23
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Hi Realist,
I know that you still check out this page because I was nosy and looked up your profile.
I must say that it was very cool of you to give your ticket to Chislic. Do you think you could do another super cool thing and post the answers.
I am so dumb I can't figure it out on my own. Please! We will be very happy.
Thanks in advace for the answers!!! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 12:52:39
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we're waiting  |
Edited by - Daisy Girl on 05/11/2004 12:53:22 |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 13:52:34
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...and waiting...
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 14:12:18
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Mr/Mrs/Nueter Realist...
This thread has gone on longer than my penis. I know its only 3 inches...but chicks dig them that wide. Anyway...put down the happy meal and give us the answers to the damn quiz. Given the time you have taken to do this, you are either a real asshole or you are missing a set of chromosomes. You started all of this and it would be nice if you finished it. |
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Chislic
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Posted - 05/11/2004 : 14:25:55
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Daisy Girl:
I’m not sure the “nice” approach will work on this guy/girl but it’s worth a try.
Roomloo:
I gave everyone all the information that I know about the identity Realist, but I have not been truthful about the contest. I never entered the contest! The Realist told me not to say anything. He/she contacted me through an email and said I was the winner. I was so happy and confused all at the same time.
“The reason I am asking you as you seem like one of the more sincere Pixie fans on the board and there's no way I'm giving it to some of those other people.”
Passion is probably the real winner of the contest & the Realist gave away Passion’s ticket to me because he/she didn’t trust him.
Basically... I have no answers because I didn't take the time to do the quiz.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 05/11/2004 : 14:29:02
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Very interesting Chislic.
Maybe we should ask the subservient chicken...
"Finally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want. Check it out: http://www.subservientchicken.com "
This chicken is live and does what you want..it is soooo weird. It is sponsored by BK. I feel sorry for the human chicken  ...I hope he's getting paid.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 14:29:13
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Chislic, you surprise me more and more everyday. What else are you not telling us? Or am I going to have to send ShaunWestphal in to tickle you in the middle of the night?
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 14:36:06
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Not that you guys need a special reason to do that.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 14:40:10
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ShaunWestphal,
Was that you sitting out on the patio at Drink last weekend? I thought I saw you out of the corner of my eye, but had to keep my eye on traffic due to the Timberwolves game.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 05/11/2004 : 21:36:40
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Hello all,
I'm sorry I wasn't around all day. I know my investigative abilities are sought after, I hope everyone can forgive me. Who can pass up an all day Forensic Files marathon you know?
tisasawhatever/roomloo: Regarding the birthday coincidence...we all forgot that the fact that the birthday we share is May 10 points to the possibility that any/all of us could also be Mr. T or Bono.
Daisy: I appreciate you disproving the all too popular 'ShaunWestphal=Ricky Martin' theory. With regard to legendary Latino artists (which of course includes all current/former members of Menudo) I've always felt I possess a spirit more akin to Carlos Melendez. The thing that concerns me is, after I questioned your possible connection to the Realist, you immediately tried to throw everyone off with you numbers game. What's the deal? I'd also like to add your husband to the list of suspects. Anyone who's compatible with O. B. Lad most definitely has potential connections to the Realist. Also, you seem to be pretty nice and the Realist is obviously a dick...opposites attract right? If you need any help with your Googling, I'm sure Josh would be happy to help.
Josh: Sorry about the small cock thing, but hey, like I always say, it may be no thicker than a beer can, but it's a long mother fucker...and I think it's clear the Realist is a total asshole.
Passion: That sure was a tired post from you. You seem to have lost some of your drive. You wouldn't be trying to spark some disinterest in the subject so we all quit razzing you (the Realist) about posting your answers would you? You seem to have been too busy to post much for the last couple of weeks. What are you, a law student or something?
Daisy: Let's leave the chicken out of this, that dude has been giving me nightmares for a month.
Cult and/or Dave: Could you please delete all of Chislic's posts from this thread. He's obviously bullshitting us with all of his supposed Realist theories. If you ask me, the one guy who's actually seen the Realist should be the last one concocting theories about who he/she may or may not be. Your first post was about how I was an asshole cause I got tickets for the Pixies and you didn't. Boo fuckin hoo, get over it. Then all of a sudden you win the Realist's "contest" (which we've all known was probably bullshit in the first place). So you're going to the show, great, now tell us who the eff (I was getting tired of all the expletives) the Realist really is, right? No, give us another bogus theory about the Realist being some stubby-fingered chick who works at McDonalds. Then, as soon as that theory is starting to look a little played, you come back with a story about how you didn't even enter the contest. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING??? TELL US WHO THE REALIST IS. YOU ARE HIDING SOMETHING. Due to your antics of late, I've just added you to my suspect lists for OJ's wife, Jon Benet Ramsy, and JFK. You'll be sleeping on the couch tonight, no slap and tickle for you...
Cal-Yes it was me you saw sitting outside Drink last weekend. It's my fav. hot spot in town you know. A little bit of an early birthday celebration. Why didn't you stop and say hello? Next time you see me, be sure to stop. I'm there every night, in fact I'm there right now, just look for the guy sipping the diet coke w/lime, typing on an Apple Powerbook.
Completely off the subject: Has anyone seen the Ted Leo documentary thing (Dirty Old Town)? I'm watching it right now, and it's making me wonder who I think I'm kidding trying to be a musician. God that guy's fucking amazing...
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 06:40:46
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| As for the Mr. T / Bono thing -- add Sid Vicious to the list, subtract Mr. T. Sadly, his birthday is May 21. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 07:23:39
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Ooh, oops. As I was typing, I considered checking my facts as I wasn't totally positive Mr. T's birthday was the 10th. I must have concocted that theory Chislic style over the years. I'm sure Mr. T pities my foolishness.
We're also gonna want to add Fred Astaire and Donovan to the list of possible Realist suspects as they share the May 10 brithday also.
~nonrealist |
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
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191 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 08:19:49
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I don't have a small weiner but that is not the point of this thread. Just clarifying. I said it was 3 inches wide (which is an embelishment that even almostredd ((the dick who wrote a Pixies review of the Fine Line)) would understand).
I don't get the "googling" thing.
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 08:30:42
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Wasn't Passion being a dick to you about searching Google once a while back?
(I do have a small weiner)
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 08:36:59
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| I guess that would be something if Sid Vicious were the Realist. But we're leaving no stone unturned here. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 09:03:43
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quote:
Originally posted by roomloo
I guess that would be something if Sid Vicious were the Realist. But we're leaving no stone unturned here.
Exactly Roomloo. Now you're thinking like a true detective. If the Realist could be one of us (as we've previously discussed), he could just as easily be a (supposedly) deceased punk icon. I motion to add 2Pac, Biggie and Elvis Presley to the suspect list.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 09:22:06
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quote:
Originally posted by ShaunWestphal
Hello all,
Completely off the subject: Has anyone seen the Ted Leo documentary thing (Dirty Old Town)? I'm watching it right now, and it's making me wonder who I think I'm kidding trying to be a musician. God that guy's fucking amazing...
~nonrealist
Good to have you back SW. Like I said, T'Wolves traffic was bad...I'll stop next time.
I haven't seen the Ted Leo documentary, but I have seen Ted Nugent's reality show.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 09:24:58
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quote:
Originally posted by ShaunWestphal
Ooh, oops. As I was typing, I considered checking my facts as I wasn't totally positive Mr. T's birthday was the 10th. I must have concocted that theory Chislic style over the years. I'm sure Mr. T pities my foolishness.
We're also gonna want to add Fred Astaire and Donovan to the list of possible Realist suspects as they share the May 10 brithday also.
~nonrealist
Lots Of Laughs
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 09:40:11
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Did I say Ted Leo? I meant Ted Nugent. His bow hunting has inspired me in countless ways over the years. I really liked his old band Chisel too. (Little known band that existed after Jack Blades quit Night Ranger, and after Tommy Shaw said sionara to Styx, but before the three of them formed the legendary Damn Yankees) The Nuge is the only one I know who can truly take me high enough.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 10:00:58
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You bring back memories my friend!
(Not necessarily good ones)
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 10:19:42
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If I went any further, gracing you all with my trivial knowledge of crap like the above (that no doubt comes from having once listened to those bands) I would probably be booted from the board.
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 10:50:01
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Hey Cal, why don't you ask Chislic about how Monday he said he was gonna meet us out for a beer for my birthday and then didn't show up..
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 10:53:56
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Chislic...why would you do something like that? Sounds like something The Realist would do.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 12:47:53
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Chislist, Cal aksed you a question. Aren't you gonna answer him?
~nonrealist |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 13:24:41
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Chislic,
Am I gonna have to send ShaunWestphal into your room at 3 a.m. to give you tummy tickle torture, so we can get some answers?
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 13:45:28
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Daisy,
You're a psycho. I wouldn't drink your Kool-Aid.
Josh,
Shouldn't you get back to torturing prisoners or something?
ShaunWestphalia,
Out of you and Cal, who's the butch and who's the bitch?
Chislic,
Got any more secrets to reveal or lies to tell?
Roomloo,
Your insight is as impressive as watching paint dry.
Realist,
Though you are probably Chislic or Whacked Out Daisy, I still would appreciate the answers to your bogus quiz.
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 13:48:07
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| Hey, they're talking about boobies over in the Minneapolis thread. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 13:54:46
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Let's go!
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:00:58
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Mmmmmmmmm boobs.
Passion, nice to have you back. I sense a hint of jealousy. Are you upset that, due to your recent absence, I've started to follow Cal around? And, if you must know, I'm definitely the bitch...
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:19:29
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haha Passion is mad!!! I love it. Your a tool. Hey Passion...I am SOOOO glad you didn't get the tickets. I may not like Chislic too much but I don't really know him enough to despise him. Then there's you. I hope you get crabs and have to use a Tom Selleck moustache comb to get them all out. Eat ass loser.
By the way...I started the boobie conversation.
Praise be to boobies. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 18:22:53
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Hmm... very interesting stuff.
Shawn..if we add my husband to the list can we add Osama... seeing that no one really knows where he is and that he could be the realist. But then again it could be Donald Rumsfeild in disquise... so let's add him too.
I also think we should bring Kevin Garnett in as a Realist suspect. He's been very busy lately and that might explain his forum absence. Since he's gotten his MVP he thinks he's too good for this forum.
Passion...funny you should bring up kool aid... the guy who did this lived in my college dorm years before I did. Since we have one dead punk rocker, can we add one old cult-starter Jim Jones to the list. Actually, I think we should bring the Kool-Aid man in there for questioning.
You guys... I know the realist is still around... you chan check out his/her profile.... Realist... please step up!!! I will take your quiz and you can publicly post my results when I flunk it if you let us know the answers to your quiz...Please!!! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 05/12/2004 : 18:39:29
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Ok... My final vote for who the realist is is Passion. You and the Realist both joined the formum on the same day according to your profiles, which is suspicious. Here is some of the incriminating evidence from the Winnepeg thread:
AThe Realist
= Cult of Ray =
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Honestly Passion, what the hell was with LoganZs head gear?
Did he think the Spin Doctors were opening?
The Realist
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Posted - 04/16/2004 : 13:19:10
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I'm giving 3 to 1 odds that the Passion surpasses Jacka in posts by 5pm.
The Realist
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Posted - 04/16/2004 : 13:25:44
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Cult -
Thanks for your mercy o' "Greatest Person In The History of Yourself"
Lso the Passion knows The Realist as stated in the Winnepeg thread.
The writing styles are so similar.
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