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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 05/26/2004 :  14:04:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll try to get ahold of the Realist between now and then and see about the answers.

If nothing else, I'll show up to give ya'll my rendition of the theme from the Love Boat.

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2004 :  00:18:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
and then y'all can do that scene from Spartacus where everybody stands up:"I'm the Realist!"...
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2004 :  12:06:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm the Realist!

c'mon guys..that was a great scene..

"So many words, so many ideas. You can sing about anything."
-Frank Black, 1993
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boom_cheek_aroon
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USA
34 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2004 :  19:33:14  Show Profile  Visit boom_cheek_aroon's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You people.... are all completely..... nuts.

bum fucking nuts.

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www.lorddusty.com

How bout a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

-Boyerman
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2004 :  20:28:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Actually...I haven't seen Sparaticus... or at least that I remember... can someone fill me in????

Very cool Shaun...are you going to wear a white suit and hat and impersonate Capt. Stuben..??? Can I do a ragin' tamborine solo???

So who besides Josh and Shaun are going?? Carter, tis, Ms. Kim, Cal, El Diablo, Roomloo, Prozacrat, Andres Columbia, Smenzdry, Somar, Solace, Chislic and anyone else who I accidently forgot.... are you guys in?

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 05/27/2004 20:29:53
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =

USA
710 Posts

Posted - 05/28/2004 :  08:23:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I will probably go. Since this is in the "Realist's Stupid Quiz" thread I take that as a promise that the Realist and his stupid quiz will be in attendance.
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts

Posted - 05/30/2004 :  03:48:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl

Actually...I haven't seen Sparaticus... or at least that I remember... can someone fill me in????

Very cool Shaun...are you going to wear a white suit and hat and impersonate Capt. Stuben..??? Can I do a ragin' tamborine solo???

So who besides Josh and Shaun are going?? Carter, tis, Ms. Kim, Cal, El Diablo, Roomloo, Prozacrat, Andres Columbia, Smenzdry, Somar, Solace, Chislic and anyone else who I accidently forgot.... are you guys in?


Thanks Daisy but I had to settle for someplace closer to where I am... about 4779 miles (4153 nautical) closer. Nevertheless I did try to do a good job of suspecting everyone around me to be the Realist. Alas no one had any knowledge of any answers or any quiz or they were doing a very good impression of it.

The Spartacus scene... is a mass multiple personality altruism scene with some nice historical scenography. It's a decent "shiny oily torsos, loin cloths and spears" film, and from a brilliant director.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
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Posted - 05/30/2004 :  15:31:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Roomloo...the Realist and the answers might be there. I know Shaun is working on it. It will be cool to have you meet up too.

Tis, Well we would love to have you at least you will be there in spirit...I have heard alot about your country from some family members who have been there several times. :) I will have to check out Spartacus... it sounds a lot like "Troy" which I thought was cool seeing that book made into a movie. We will fill you in if there if the Realist shows or we get the answers, but we will have fun hanging out even if it doesn't.

Five more days until Twin Cites FB meets up at Gluek's...everyone is invited!

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 05/30/2004 15:36:11
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2004 :  10:26:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The thread is dying. Daisy Girl...your on damage control. Shaun...you grab the booze. Cal...we need a diversion. Something big. Tell people you have naked pictures of the Realist in a surprise twist that amounts to much more than simply revealing identities. Everybody else...send a $5 payment to: The Realist Sings for Jesus.
Psalm 6969 Blvd
Morehead, MN 0U812
Attn: Baltazar

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2004 :  12:42:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok...so who's on for Friday at Glueks?? I hope you all show up..

Josh...I think you're right and to mix things up a little... I am offering the following prizes....inspired by FB net's contest to win the double Brixton set. I worked really hard at getting these together and tried my best to make them meaningful.
(You must live in the Twin Cities and claim your prize Friday at Glueks)

To the first person who posts after me... you will recieve a photo of Frank Black printed off the internet and signed by yours truly...Daisy Girl. Trust me, this is a one-of-a-kind collectors item.

Second...the first person who posts the answers to the Realist's quiz will recieve a vintage compy of "Cindy Crawford Shape Your Body Workout"...with fitness expert RADU!!!!! His voice is so sexy. (not)

Third...the person who unmasks the realist will recive the unopened "CLUE" "Free Full-version game! OVER A $50 value"! This classic game appeared on boxes of Cheerios. IN ADDITION... I will also throw in a TWO DISC set of Contemporay Holiday Classics...brought to you "exclusively" by Speedway Gas Stations and Coca-Cola!!!! Why try for Brixton when you can score this baby?!?!?!

Fourth...to the first person to show up at Glueks your showcase showdown package includes...an illustrated copy "The Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris....a package of Thai Kitchen Ramen Noodles..."they're NOT fried, gluten & egg-free AND Microwavable!!"...and that's not all...a vintage rubber band ball of yellow, gree, blue and yes red rubber bands. This show case showdown pacakge can be yours if the price is right! Oh baby!!!

Don't walk... RUN because these cool prizes won't last! See you at Glueks...

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 06/02/2004 12:46:55
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =

258 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2004 :  14:12:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Realist,
Answers, please. This is my final request.

Daisy,
Thanks, but no thanks.

Josh,
How clever art thou . . . I like how you spelled Moorhead MORE-HEAD. Did anyone else get that? Wasn't that just too clever and funny? Josh is so funny. Funny, clever Josh. Joshball.

Shaun,
Give up the goods on the Realist. Thanks, please.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2004 :  16:17:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Passion. Thanks for laying down the law with the Realist. Let me know if you change your mind! I bet this item could sell on ebay for a nickel....or I could keep it and start some kind of shrine just kidding. Yes josh is a riot...he's darn funny online...but side splitting funny in person... all you guys crack me up!!

Bloodhound gang check this: http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=3015&whichpage=15. Purrissa's writing style is so similar to the Realist "me thinks" this could be the realist...Her post was made on 10/18/2003 : 14:50:26 right after Taco Kicker posted. Things that make you go "hmmm"

Every one remember... Glueks...Friday 9pm be there or miss out on some awesome prizes! Be there or be square.

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 06/02/2004 16:19:13
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2004 :  10:01:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
To tell you the truth Passion, it's not as easy as you think to be funny. Do you want the long story or the short story? I'll choose and you figure it out. It all started 27 years ago in a small hospital room in Memphis, TN. blah blah blah. 18 years later i was in jail for a crime I did not commit. Have you ever felt the sensation of bending over and taking a crap in reverse? blah blah blah. A man can be defined by the sum of his experience. blah blah blah. So here we are. 27 years after it all began. Friday, June 4 at Gluecks...the world will cease to rotate on its axis for a short while as the friends of FB.net join together to revel in drunken glory. I am going to wear my lavander halter top, plaid mini, and my bright green jelly shoes. Let me know if any of you were planning on wearing this as i don't want to be a twinkie. ciao

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2004 :  12:07:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery

To tell you the truth Passion, it's not as easy as you think to be funny. Do you want the long story or the short story? I'll choose and you figure it out. It all started 27 years ago in a small hospital room in Memphis, TN. blah blah blah. 18 years later i was in jail for a crime I did not commit. Have you ever felt the sensation of bending over and taking a crap in reverse? blah blah blah. A man can be defined by the sum of his experience. blah blah blah. So here we are. 27 years after it all began. Friday, June 4 at Gluecks...the world will cease to rotate on its axis for a short while as the friends of FB.net join together to revel in drunken glory. I am going to wear my lavander halter top, plaid mini, and my bright green jelly shoes. Let me know if any of you were planning on wearing this as i don't want to be a twinkie. ciao

boobs rule!



JOSH!!! I was going to wear that outfit!!! You borrowed it ages ago and haven't given it back. Well your girlfriend had better had brought me an outfit from Zara!

Anyway how we will recognize everyone??? I know you and Andres. Hey...if you are going and you are not Josh or Andres email me and I will give you my cell #.

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 06/03/2004 12:36:04
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2004 :  12:41:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I gave back the undies right?

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2004 :  14:15:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery

I gave back the undies right?

boobs rule!



I can't rememember... there are already so many guys trying to give me girls skivies... luckily my husband is cool with it tho.
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2004 :  14:43:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We got a problem...Bobby Conn and Trans Am are playing at the 400 Bar tomorrow night. I need to be there hence, I won't be making it to Gluek's.

Passion: Are you going to that show?

BTW, I talked to the Realist by electronic mail today. He will be attending the above mentioned show at the above mentioned bar on the above mentioned night. So if anyone wants to meet the above mentioned Realist and discuss the above mentioned answers, I suggest attending the above mentioned show at the above mentioned bar on the above mentioned night.

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2004 :  14:59:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thanks for the above mentioned post

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2004 :  15:16:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery

Thanks for the above mentioned post

boobs rule!



Shaun... is this for real... last time I went to the 400 bar i thought the Pixies were playing a show?

Should we change the location... is that cool blood hound gang, Andres and Roomloo? I am game if you are all game.

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 06/03/2004 15:18:54
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2004 :  17:58:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok... this is what i am thinking...let me know what you guys think... I talked to Andres and he is allready meeting up with some other buddies at Glueks... maybe we can all start off at Glueks and then go to the 400 bar.
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2004 :  08:24:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can be an ass anywhere so the location doesn't really matter to me. As long as there is booze I am a happy man. Is your hubby coming Daisy? If so...I have to wear my Pyromania shirt tonight and don my prosthetic arm.

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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2004 :  08:25:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alas, my girlfriend will not be in attendance as she is in Spain right now having a much better time than all of us combined. Sorry Daisy...it may be a sausage fest (not that you really mind).

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2004 :  09:28:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery

I can be an ass anywhere so the location doesn't really matter to me. As long as there is booze I am a happy man. Is your hubby coming Daisy? If so...I have to wear my Pyromania shirt tonight and don my prosthetic arm.

boobs rule!



Cool we will meet at Glueks and then possibly head to the 400 Bar. Yup the hubby is coming...you better watch out he might beg to borrow your arm and then run up to the stage to be the drummer for "Pour Some Sugar on Me."

Shaun... if we come to the 400 bar how will we meet up?
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
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Posted - 06/04/2004 :  09:31:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery

Alas, my girlfriend will not be in attendance as she is in Spain right now having a much better time than all of us combined. Sorry Daisy...it may be a sausage fest (not that you really mind).

boobs rule!



Yup I had met a fan on another Pixies website...she was going to come but she is out of town this weekend.

Well... i am audi 5000...see you all at Glueks around 9 pm.
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts

Posted - 06/04/2004 :  14:55:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OK, I'm being honest...I WILL be at the 400 Bar tonight for Trans Am/Bobby Conn. I don't know what I'll be wearing. I am about 6'3" with black plastic frame glasses and a beard. Brown hair, short. I have a tattoo of a compass on my right forearm (on the inside). Find me if you're there.

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 06/05/2004 :  00:28:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ShaunWestphal

OK, I'm being honest...I WILL be at the 400 Bar tonight for Trans Am/Bobby Conn. I don't know what I'll be wearing. I am about 6'3" with black plastic frame glasses and a beard. Brown hair, short. I have a tattoo of a compass on my right forearm (on the inside). Find me if you're there.

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist




Well it was a fun night... the Bloodhound gang got together to find the realist. Although we got more clues...no realist.

Roomloo is very cool... he was first to arrive to Glueks after me and my husband, so won got the door prize of Cindy Crawford video.

Next Josh and Jason showed up. Unfortunatley, Andres didn't show up. Even we wished Andres was there, we had a blast at Glueks...

Then we went to 400 Bar where we met up with Shaun...who was alo very cool.

We saw Trans Am which was mind blowing and rocked!!!!

Realist, I give up.
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andrescolombia
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USA
81 Posts

Posted - 06/06/2004 :  00:59:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Excuse me please??????????????? I was there... with a guy who sang La Bamba in spanish... I looked for all of u, then I realized that I was looking for people that I don't know how they look, and quit. Cool place... from 10 to 1am a total blast...

AndresCOL
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 06/06/2004 :  10:45:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
...sorry we didn't meet up...que lastima! that's too bad! I didn't hear your friend sing labamba, so we must have left before then. I looked for you but didn't see you...I got my hair cut shorter so maybe you didn't recognize me! We left around 11:15 and we were sitting in the back left corner of the room with the band.

You would have loved Trans Am...they were so cool. Check em out! http://www.brainwashed.com/transam/music.html.

It was funny because I was wishing my husband would buy one of their cd's and he bought 4!

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 06/06/2004 11:00:04
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2004 :  07:36:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I apparently had too much of a good time. I ran into the lead singer of The Dames (one of the coolest LOUDEST bands around) and chatted for awhile. I don't really remember telling the drummer of Trans Am that he was good but the rest of the band sucked...but i did. At some point in the evening i ran into a buddy of mine who saw me at work the next day. He filled me in on my exploits and wrong-doings. Still, I had a good time.
Daisy and hubby- it is always fun hanging out with you.
Roomloo-nice to meet you. i got the impression that i scared you though.
Shaun-i was a little schnockered by the time i met you. i do remember meeting you though.
andres-estas seguro que estuviste ahi' a las 10? hasta la proxima.
passion-i was hoping you would show up. i heard you were a hot chick (until you speak)

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2004 :  08:21:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Josh...

HeeHee... you guys disappeared... when I looked back everyone was gone. That's funny...i quit looking after you guys for a minute and my husband goes on this cd buying binge and you are telling the drummer everyone sucks but him.

Here is my alternative theory...the drummer from trans am is the realist.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2004 :  08:50:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey guys.

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2004 :  12:55:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cal--you out on bail or what?

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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2004 :  14:03:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey joshuagingery!
Naw, had a couple weeks of vac I had to use. Out of town, with no computer access. Ain't that the craps?

Darn, wish I could have hung out with the BG a couple nights ago. You did have a couple of drinks in honor of me, didn't you?

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2004 :  14:40:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey guys-
Cal: Welcome back, too bad you missed Trans Am/Bobby Conn at the 400 Bar.
Daisy, Room, Josh: It was very cool meeting you guys, I hope I didn't seem like a dick, I was just shocked that you guys showed up.
Josh: You're a fucking drunk...:)
Daisy: Glad you liked Trans Am. Check out www.transband.com it's their official site. Much better than the brainwashed one. Although whoever runs brainwashed has good taste...they have a lot of cool band sites. www.thrilljockey.com is their label site. Many good bands on that label.
Realist: It was nice seeing you at the 400 bar. Sorry you had to jet early.
Passion: Nice seeing you too.

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 06/07/2004 :  14:47:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I missed Passion??!! Was she hot or a cute tranny?

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