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Chislic
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USA
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Posted - 05/20/2004 :  13:09:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
MEMO: Carter Hall & I (Chislic) would now like to be refered to as “C & C Music Factory”. We’ve decided to stick with the dynamic duo & are we are no longer taking applications.... fruit booties.

"We don't just whup rednecks, we beat up old ladies too!"
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2004 :  13:13:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Things that make you go hmmmm...

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2004 :  13:13:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Are you going to make us sweat 'til we bleed?

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2004 :  14:55:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian

I don't get it...how can something called the Bloodhound Gang possibly be lame? Or do you just want to be in the BG so bad, Passion, that you have to go through your traditional gobbledy-gook just to attempt revenge?

Not only did ShaunWestphal go to the Blink-182 "concert" with The Realist, but he shared his identity with the rest of the BG...and The Realist is part of the BG now. We've solved this mystery. We were going to share this information free of charge to the rest of the forum, but since we're a team now, our only true satisfaction comes with sharing the glory with our teammates.

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.



Well said Cal...

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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Carter Hall
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7 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2004 :  19:42:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok, so Passion is out of C&C. And even though you and your room mate have some issues, I have to say that my personal mission statement is to convert Shaun Westphal over to the Team and upon doing so, change the C&C name to something a little more corporate.

But how to get Shaun Westphal to our side? Being nice doesn't work. How about blackmail?

C&C Music Factory also knows the Realist's secrets...and Passion's secrets...and, most importantly, their puppet master's secrets.
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  04:18:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian

Yeah, tisasawath can definitely join the Bloodhound Gang if he wants. It's only a five-year contract. Hows abouts it?

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.


It seems that my erm.. secretotherlife limits me to sporadic visits to the forum, so it would be difficult to commit myself fully to this demanding challenge...

wait

did you say the Boobhound Gang?
sure, I'm in (and I've chosen the platinum membership card with the free monthly boobathon admission bonus, thank you)
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  08:31:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Great! Tisasawath is in.

ShaunWestphal...don't listen to their winsome words...don't join the Decepticons. Stay with the Autobots. They're more than meets the eye.

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  08:43:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And then there were 5...


boobs rule!
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =

USA
710 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  09:14:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So to those of you who "know" who the Realist is, when will "he" post the "answers?"
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  09:22:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"?"

"boobs rule!"

Edited by - joshuagingery on 05/21/2004 09:22:44
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  09:23:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, as you know, The Realist is a pretty stubborn, unlikeable "guy". So, I'm thinking "he'll" post the answers when "he's" ready to. "He" hasn't even told us the "answers". What I do know, though, is that "Chislic" did win the contest by getting the most "correct".

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  12:01:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cal-as one of your distinguished colleagues and fellow member of BG I must correct you in that Chislic said he didn't even take the quiz. Additionally, after some wheeling and dealing, I have been given the answers to the quiz by an annonymous source (McMikey) but have not even looked at them yet since I did not participate in said quiz and want to get my gang members opinions first. Once all members of the Bloodhound Gang have confirmed the validity of the answers, they MAY be posted on this thread. Updates to come.

boobs rule!

Edited by - joshuagingery on 05/21/2004 12:08:06
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  12:11:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey, thanks for the quiz answers joshuagingery. We (the BG) will review these, and maybe we'll get together Monday (is that a possibility?) to decide how we should go about this. Seeing that we kind of "know" The Realist at this point, we have to take his feelings into consideration.

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  12:26:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey - somebody mentioned my name...twice...neat!

The team that wishes to undo Passion - can I be on that team(s)?



1. Movie Title-Denial
2. Noun & a Place-blood & sidewalk
3. Name 3 univeristies-Morehead State University, BYU (Burn your Underwear)Virgnia Poly
4. Name of a high school-Bourbon County High
5. Non-US City-Dublin
6. Title-Mister
7. Movie Title-Denial?
8. Name a theme-Pleather
9. Fashion Model-Mila.
10. Title-I thought I paid that?
11. Person-You
12. Song title-Never Went to College
13. Person-Westerberg
14. dd/mm/yy-05.28/71
15. year-1986
16. year-1992
17. Place-Morehead, Ky
18. Brand name-Camel
19. Car Make-Volkswagen
20. Concert Venue-Bogart's
21. noun and an emoticon- Penis
22. Band other than the Pixies-Old Crow Medicine Show
23. Career-Lottery Winnner
24. Band name other than Pixies-Fast Bob and The Speedbumps
25. Song name-Hot Burrito #1
26. Noun-pronoun
27. Brandname-Fender
28. Number-3
29. True or False-f
30. True or False-f
31. True or False-f
32. True or False-f
33. True or False:f
34. True or False: f
35. True or False: f
36. True or False:f
37. True or False: f
38. True or False: T
39. Number-3 -jesus, will you stop?
40. Name of Pixies Member-Black Francis
41.Name of Pixies Member-The guy from Beefheart's band
42. Make up a tiltle here-Lord of All That I Survey
43. Person-Andy Kaufman
44. Amount in US$-$2365 - pretty good, eh? Have kids.
45. Person, Place Thing, or feeling-Ennui
46. Song title-I Want Some Milk
47. Year-2525
48. Color-gray..its all just gray...
49. Object/animal-Turtle
50. Song-Lover, You Should Have Come Over



"So many words, so many ideas. You can sing about anything."
-Frank Black, 1993

Edited by - KimStanleyRobinson on 05/21/2004 12:56:30
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  12:33:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Welcome aboard KimStanleyRobinson. We do have to make you jump through a few hoops first, before you start enjoying the benefits of the BG.

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.

Edited by - The Calistanian on 05/21/2004 12:33:58
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  12:52:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
JUMP!

"So many words, so many ideas. You can sing about anything."
-Frank Black, 1993
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  13:07:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Actually you have to pick out your first 6 CD's for free, then you buy one at full price, and then you get 5 more free. The catch is we have to keep sending you these pain-in-the-ass letters in the mail that you have to return or we'll send you our featured selection that you don't want, that you'll have to mark "Return to Sender" on so you don't have an outstanding bill. Sound good?

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  13:13:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dig it.

If thats the case, then I've been a member since about 1988.


"If you've got the crime, we've got the time."
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  13:59:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, I've been a member about 15 times since 1988...back when they had cassette tapes, and you actually had to send a penny in for the "8 for 1 cent" offer. Er, wait...are we talking about BG or BMG?

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.

Edited by - The Calistanian on 05/21/2004 14:00:40
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  14:26:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, fellow BGers...I'll be gone all of next week. I'll have to miss our Monday meeting regarding The Realist's quiz answers. I'll have to catch up when I get back. I hate to go, but that's just the way it is sometimes. Carry on without me. Remember, the BG is a like a human body. We all have our own functions and traits, but we are all important to making the whole function properly. Good fortune to you all!

P.S. - ShaunWestphal == Sorry, but I'll have to break our prior engagement of watching the T'Wolves kick some Laker butt on Sunday. Give my regards to the Olson twins. They're bandwagon Laker fans, so it would have been fun to rib them about that.

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  14:37:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'd like to rib MK and Ashley. wink wink. Get back soon Cal. We can postpone the meeting till after you get back. Let me know what day is good for you. Since we have the answers, I don't mind making the rest of the world wait. They think I am an asshole anyway. Better days and greater lays!

boobs rule!
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ShaunWestphal
- FB Fan -

221 Posts

Posted - 05/21/2004 :  18:27:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry for my lack of important posts the last couple days BG. Like I said, I've been busy at my career.

Kim and tisa- Welcome aboard.

Cal-No prob, and just to clarify we were actually gonna watch the Lakers kick some Twolf butt...

Josh-How about a tag team plowing with MK and Ashley, you in?

Cal, Josh-I'm addressing you because we were the original 3 members of the Bloodhound Gang. I'm a little concerned about how haphazardly we've been taking in new members to the gang. I definitely believe more members will equal a better team. But I think the old "quality vs. quantity" argument comes into play here. I think we should make the entrance requirements a little more strict. We want the best of the best for the BG and nothing less. I'm also afraid if we take on too many members without background/refernce checks, employment history, extensive interviews, and some sort of lengthy "quiz," we might be setting ourselves up for disaster. We need to make sure no infiltraters are making it into the gang. Any member after us three could easily be one of the Passion, or the Realist's pawns, paid to retrieve valuable Bloodhound Gang information. Any/all of them could also be the Realist/Passion hermself. Just a thought, but I think it's something we should discuss as soon as possible. Cal, I know you're out of town, we'll talk when you're back. Josh, I'm busy tonight and tomorrow, I'm going to Tortoise on Sunday, are you going? Maybe we could meet before/after at an undisclosed location like Drink?

Anyone watching the Laker game tonight?

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/24/2004 :  08:08:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hmmmm. Mary Kate and Ashley. Sorry Shaun, I just saw your post. Maybe next weekend. Wolves win Wolves win!!

boobs rule!
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/24/2004 :  12:53:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey...

I am back in town and the Bloodhound Gang and C&C music factory are on the trail

As far as the theme...boobies are fine... anything but "dick & bush in '04" those are some body parts that are seriously offensive...heehee.

man.. i gotta go... i will finish this post lt8r.
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/24/2004 :  13:57:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Can we say the theme of boobs was your idea Daisy? Anywho...did you get the answers? What do you think? They seem to be legit to me. Let me know.

boobs rule!
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ShaunWestphal
- FB Fan -

221 Posts

Posted - 05/24/2004 :  14:23:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've not seen these answers yet. Can someone email them to me?

BTW, anyone who didn't see Tortoise at the Fine Line last night missed out. They get better everytime I see them. Wow. Fuck. Incredible. One of the best shows I've ever seen.

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/24/2004 :  14:58:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ShaunWestphal


Cal, Josh-I'm addressing you because we were the original 3 members of the Bloodhound Gang. I'm a little concerned about how haphazardly we've been taking in new members to the gang. I definitely believe more members will equal a better team. But I think the old "quality vs. quantity" argument comes into play here. I think we should make the entrance requirements a little more strict. We want the best of the best for the BG and nothing less. I'm also afraid if we take on too many members without background/refernce checks, employment history, extensive interviews, and some sort of lengthy "quiz," we might be setting ourselves up for disaster. We need to make sure no infiltraters are making it into the gang. Any member after us three could easily be one of the Passion, or the Realist's pawns, paid to retrieve valuable Bloodhound Gang information. Any/all of them could also be the Realist/Passion hermself. Just a thought, but I think it's something we should discuss as soon as possible. Cal, I know you're out of town, we'll talk when you're back. Josh, I'm busy tonight and tomorrow, I'm going to Tortoise on Sunday, are you going? Maybe we could meet before/after at an undisclosed location like Drink?




Cal... I think we should add psychological/personality testing to the mix... you can never be too sure... to make sure our members are being productive we can monitor the average words per posting * posting frequecy they make too.

Hi Kim.....Tis welcome to the FBF BGH...(acronyms cool)!

Shaun: Ok spill the beans...who is the realist....is it you?? Is this why you went to BLiNK 182 what do you mean by the THREE of us???? Are one of you the Realist? Ok what is it about you suggesting "lenghthy quiz" sounds supicious...Do tell!!! What does the new Morrissey album sound like. I saw him in Chi town and Cincy in '91...wish i could have seen The Smiths though.

I can't take any the credit for the boobie thing... :) Was it josh's idea... it seems like a marketing idea out of the Apprentice...or is it b/c the Bloodhound gang's album is called "Hurray for boobies?" I think we need another independant investigative team called boobiegate to look into this. heehee

Josh...if you have the answers can let us know??

Here is who I hope wins in order:

Go Twolves= becasue this is my new hometown..they are the underdogs. It would be fun to see them win a ring.
Go Lakers= Phil Jackson is the best coach... you and MJ are awesome..brought the bling bling to the Bulls!
Pacers=ok...i like Larry Bird becasue he is a hick from French Lick and came from nothing but I just hate Indianapolis so much. Reggie is a good player but sooo sooo cheezy...
Pistons= I used to hate DWA but now that it's remodeled it's better. The Pistons used to be mean but I don't know now.
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  01:24:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl


I can't take any the credit for the boobie thing... :) Was it josh's idea... it seems like a marketing idea out of the Apprentice...or is it b/c the Bloodhound gang's album is called "Hurray for boobies?"


Isn't one of FB's albums titled Show Me Your Boobs or something like that?... I know it's something about the b's... If I didn't know him better I'd have thought he had a fixation about them or something.
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ShaunWestphal
- FB Fan -

221 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  09:10:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Josh-
Thanks for emailing me the answers to the quiz...further discussion is needed at a later date. We're gonna need to find a time to get the entire Bloodhound Gang together.

Daisy-
How could I be the Realist if I went to the Blink 182 show with him? The new Morrissey is awesome, but you know how that goes...if you're a fan of Moz, you'll love it even if it's crap, so I'm not the one to ask. The Realist told me that Morrissey was performing every night this week on Craig Kilborn, I forgot to watch last night. Can anyone confirm that?

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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ShaunWestphal
- FB Fan -

221 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  09:28:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
P.S. Just because I like Morrissey doesn't mean I'm gay. Ya'll know that right? I was unsure how the Bloodhound Gang would feel about counting a "gaywad" among their ranks.

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  09:42:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It was good talking to you Shaun.
I am NOT the leader of the Bloodhound Gang as we have no leader...only solidarity in an egalitarianistic union of men and women in a persuit of answers. These answers were shown to each of the original members of the BG. We have come to the conclusion that we will NOT be posting these answers on this thread at this time due to both the lack of interest by this thread as of recent AND the absence of the Passion of El Diablo who began this thread in the first place. I have consulted with each original member...Cal, Daisy, and Shaun. They concur that this is the best course of action at this point.

boobs rule!

Edited by - joshuagingery on 05/25/2004 09:44:04
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  12:54:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Passion...are you out campainging for Passion/Bush??
Realist where are you...were you ever real or just a dream? Passion and Realist please say hi and come to our thing at Glueks next week! There is band kareoke...it is fun!!! Don't feel bad if you don't sing because I don't!

Josh...you rock.

Shaun..the way it was written it said the three of us when there were only 2 named! I was watching Craig K. last night... Morrissey was ill and they showed a recent prefomance. Never would have guessed he would be a Morissey fan. The cool thing is I got to take pictures right in front of the stage for one of those shows. I have no clue where they are now! Anyway...Morrissey was supposed to be on all week and now I can't remember if he will still be on all week or if they changed it... sorry I was playing videogames and not paying attention.

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 05/25/2004 12:57:31
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  14:55:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You rock back Daisy Girl.

boobs rule!
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2004 :  10:05:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey what are you guys doing next Friday nite??? Twin Cities FB'ers are going to Glueks for band karaoke...who's in?
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =

258 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2004 :  12:40:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm in if the Realist will be there with answers.
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