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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 06/11/2007 : 12:57:14
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Over here it was reported she had some kind of medical condition which led to her release. A few days later it transpired the condition was claustrophobia.
This one's my favourite: "I used to act dumb. It was an act." |
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awestruck
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2007 : 14:28:22
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Originally posted by darwin
3 days in jail and she's found God. I didn't know our prison system was so effective.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070611/en_nm/hilton_dc_5;_ylt=AkifYzgijGo9siNqhPE04HEE1vAI
Favorite quote: "I was not eating or sleeping. I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. I was not myself. It was a horrible experience," Hilton said.
Jail, it's as if you were in a cage.
Forgive if I am wrong, but is jail supposed to be fun?
I thought it was supposed to be a horrible experience.
It's not you I don't like
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 06/11/2007 : 14:44:46
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She was not herself? Hallelujah! It worked.
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awestruck
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2007 : 18:49:52
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Originally posted by trobrianders
She was not herself? Hallelujah! It worked.
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Tro, that is the best post I have read so far. 
It's not you I don't like
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 06/11/2007 : 19:04:39
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Some of us are glad to live in a world that still affords a Paris or two. She wears it well, or even better than well. Be rich, and enjoy every night you can, if only vicariously for the rest of us, before the spoilsport commies run rampant. And be sure that a skinny thigh provides a blessing. Go Girl: screw the greater egalitarian universe and its apostles of mediocrity.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 06/12/2007 : 03:06:33
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Originally posted by Erebus
Some of us are glad to live in a world that still affords a Paris or two. She wears it well, or even better than well. Be rich, and enjoy every night you can, if only vicariously for the rest of us, before the spoilsport commies run rampant. And be sure that a skinny thigh provides a blessing. Go Girl: screw the greater egalitarian universe and its apostles of mediocrity.
I can't argue with that. Thank you Erebus for bringing me back to my senses. Also I love the South Park take on Paris. She buys Butters as a pet but comes to a very sticky end swallowed up into Mr Slave's butt. Ha! I guess that really is kinda what happened to her.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 06/12/2007 : 05:43:12
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I believe she's in a minimum security five star hotel.
 "Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!" |
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SPEEDYMARIEGONZALES
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 06:42:03
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better to have paris in jail than having o.j. walking the streets?
free Leonard Peltier
Manuel wants to keep his pet rat.
Manuel: Mrs. Fawlty, please understand. If he go, I go!
Basil Fawlty: Well, goodbye! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1758 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 22:19:01
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Originally posted by VoVat
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this topic isn't nearly as depressing as most of the recent frank news.
Hey, did you hear the next season of "The Simple Life" is going to be produced by Jon Tiven?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
well played.
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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1758 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 22:19:33
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Originally posted by Erebus
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Originally posted by floop
i'm so happy this thread is still going strong..
i think Paris Hilton gets a bad rap for being "trasy" or "slutty" and all those nasty things people say about her. it's not fair
My definition of fully attired. Please do lecture about famous for being famous. In a world where everything is an accident of nature, I'd say this is a better accident.
fascinating.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 09/04/2007 : 10:00:03
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She was in the island this very last weekend. I was like 300 meters away from her hotel, but unfortunately didn't know about that until I read it on the papers two days later.
Man, that sucked.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 09/04/2007 : 10:02:46
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What, exactly, sucked about it? That she polluted your island with her presence or that she was so near yet not near enough?
the cure make me want to die, but in a good way -- mr.biscuitdoughhead
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2007 : 13:01:02
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I really wanted to see her, that sucked.
I said before I wouldn't mind to do her, but I would be glad just to meet her. Stupid people are interesting.
And she's got boobies.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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