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breakmybody
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Greenland
136 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2005 :  09:25:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i'm so happy this thread is still going strong..





this is one of the reasons why I can't get over my depression... these kind of topics


You can run, but you can't hide who you are
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2005 :  09:36:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i hope you're joking. this topic isn't nearly as depressing as most of the recent frank news.



i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2005 :  09:38:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, even Paris Skanton is more appealing than footloose, toe-exposing Frank.
Gonna go blast Tame now.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2005 :  09:41:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Yeah, even Paris Skanton



i would appreciate it if you wouldn't talk about her that way
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2005 :  09:48:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I would appreciate it if Frank took the Catholics back on the road. Or at least started wearing eyeliner again or at least ditched the open-toed sandals and flowy tunics.

I'm sorry, Floop. I've taken this Paris-Paris engagement break-up really badly, man. It's been a hard few days.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1834 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2005 :  11:32:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i'm so happy this thread is still going strong..

i think Paris Hilton gets a bad rap for being "trasy" or "slutty" and all those nasty things people say about her. it's not fair



My definition of fully attired. Please do lecture about famous for being famous. In a world where everything is an accident of nature, I'd say this is a better accident.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2005 :  13:45:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I saw her photo spread in the current Vanity Fair this afternoon at the hairdressers.




Ew


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2005 :  18:29:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
high-five to Erebus

*high-five sound effect*
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tt
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70 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2005 :  18:48:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i'm so happy this thread is still going strong..







Floop- THANK YOU!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2005 :  07:51:08  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
this topic isn't nearly as depressing as most of the recent frank news.


Hey, did you hear the next season of "The Simple Life" is going to be produced by Jon Tiven?



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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buzzer
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United Kingdom
47 Posts

Posted - 10/10/2005 :  05:39:14  Show Profile  Visit buzzer's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Not sure why this topic is here, nor why she is, regardless she brightens things up,and doubtless divides the populace on a number of fronts (ahem), though I wish she wouldnt skip so many meals oh and wwhats the problem with wearing clothes is she allergic?

Edited by - buzzer on 10/10/2005 05:40:18
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/10/2005 :  07:52:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
she lights up my life
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/13/2005 :  22:59:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Paris Hilton was in a car accident over the weekend, but luckily no one was injured..

http://makeashorterlink.com/?L2392472C

i post this because i know you guys are as concerned for her well being as i am
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2005 :  14:32:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This seems really silly:



"I seem to have rejoined the cult of FB.Net!"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 11/14/2005 :  15:01:13  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Well, I want the MONEY of a Hilton, but not the life. Could we compromise, maybe?



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 11/15/2005 :  07:47:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Paris Hilton is so stupid that she only lives a half of her actual life. Or a third.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2005 :  11:49:06  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I guess that's how they can afford to give the rest of it away to somebody.

Wait...Paris has a half-life? Is she radioactive?



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2005 :  13:28:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is a scallywag.

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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2005 :  14:16:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you guys are just jealous because she's hot
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2006 :  01:59:28  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Happy Birthday Paris Hilton!


Denis

I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2006 :  05:24:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mu have a really good song called Paris Hilton.

That is all.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 11/22/2006 :  10:11:06  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
<<Hilton Vomits While Attempting To Sing Own Song

Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer. Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us." Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..." Radin adds, "I find the music business charming." >>


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 11/22/2006 :  11:10:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I know she's an idiot, and a skank, and spoilt little bitch, but at 4.00am on a friday night you wouldn't turn her away, would you? Blue balls is a fatal infliction, Paris Hilton could save your life one night, at the back of a pub, up against those big wheely bins, the ones with the brake pedals on them.

To be serious for a moment: Paris Hilton or a jar of hotdogs?


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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/22/2006 :  11:28:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'm glad this thread is still going strong



at least that's what your mom said
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/22/2006 :  11:33:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'd also like to point out that this thread has been read over 89 thousand times.

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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2564 Posts

Posted - 11/22/2006 :  12:24:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wonder why?



"The arc of triumph"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 11/23/2006 :  05:09:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i'd also like to point out that this thread has been read over 89 thousand times.





Mostly by you.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 11/23/2006 :  09:20:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I spent the weekend in Paris Hilton.

It's a very nice hotel.

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/23/2006 :  09:22:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by floop

i'd also like to point out that this thread has been read over 89 thousand times.





Mostly by you.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place




mostly by your mom



at least that's what your mom said
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 11/23/2006 :  09:52:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by floop

i'd also like to point out that this thread has been read over 89 thousand times.





Mostly by you.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place




mostly by your mom



at least that's what your mom said



She gets bored when your mom is fucking her.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/23/2006 :  20:55:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
that's just rude
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2006 :  04:47:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

that's just rude



So is your mom.


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fbc
-= Modulator =-

United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 05/05/2007 :  02:54:15  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

that's for her sentence, not for the mom joke.

""I did what I was told. I would never drive just because I want to."

Gimme a D
Gimme a U
Gimme a M
Gimme a B
Gimme a B
Gimme a I
Gimme a T
Gimme a C
Gimme a H

"From now on I want to pay complete attention to everything"
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 05/05/2007 :  11:39:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
PARidds hiltun should sit on my FACe hold my handc, ALLDAY!!


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 06/11/2007 :  12:34:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
3 days in jail and she's found God. I didn't know our prison system was so effective.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070611/en_nm/hilton_dc_5;_ylt=AkifYzgijGo9siNqhPE04HEE1vAI

Favorite quote: "I was not eating or sleeping. I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. I was not myself. It was a horrible experience," Hilton said.

Jail, it's as if you were in a cage.
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