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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =
France
696 Posts |
 Posted - 02/22/2005 : 06:57:23
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"don't you know I'm loco?!"
I don't need a cure I need a final solution... |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 02:01:33
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say hello to my little friend
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 03:21:14
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"Oh, that was one crazy party. I am hung over! "
"Ugh, tell me about it. I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I mean it! Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this shit-covered squirrel down in the office. Don't know what to name it."
"Ohhh, sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."
Pure Reason Revolution |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 07:46:24
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"Where you in the shit?"
"Ya, I was in the shit." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 08:05:29
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"Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course"
"Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key."
"Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!"
"We can do that. We don't even need a reason."
Pure Reason Revolution |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 04:21:46
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That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.
Marcellus throwing Tony out of a four story window for massaging my feet seemed reasonable?
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2020 : 09:03:10
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"You're a very weird person, Yossarian" - General Dreedle, Catch-22
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2020 : 00:28:14
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"Well, I would stop, I would stop. I would stop fucking talking if I ever heard anybody else say anything worth fucking stopping talking for!" Susan Traherne, Plenty
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2020 : 07:55:39
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Henry? What's the matter? You don't talk much.
Talk a little bit. What are you quiet for?
You don't eat much, you don't talk much. I'm just listening.
What's the matter, something wrong with you?
When we were kids, the Compares used to visit one another.
And there was this man. He would never talk. He'd just sit there all night, not a word.
They say to him, What's the matter, Compare? Don't you talk, don't you say anything?
He says, What am I going to say, that my wife two-times me?
So she says to him, Shut up! You're always talking.
But in Italian, it sounds much nicer.
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Edited by - danjersey on 04/17/2020 22:43:21 |
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