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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
 Posted - 12/29/2002 : 16:04:49
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| Tommorow (Dec 30) I finally and happily get to drop my "teenager" title and become a 20 something...yikes. It's so far looking to be a shitty birthday (work 8AM-3PM, girlfriend works till 7:30PM) so you guys can make it up by buying me gifts. What shall you get me? |
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
548 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 16:05:59
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One MIIIILLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNN dollars?
Yeah! Me! |
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zanni67
= Bio Elf =
643 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 16:07:02
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Hey, Happy Birthday Jim! And what is it that you'd like the most this year??
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 16:21:41
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Dude, be sure and eat your last teenage pizza tonight, 'cause it just tastes better in your teens than it ever will again. Consider yourself forewarned!
As to the gift, I'll get you an all-syrup Super Squishee from ze Kwik-E-Mart. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 12/29/2002 : 16:57:32
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| Happy burpday dood.. |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 02:14:57
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 Happy birthday Monsieur, big smooch to ya! I did think about perhaps trying to sort out a new cock for you since now is the time to shrug off childish things...
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
Nietzsche |
Edited by - Leah on 12/30/2002 02:16:17 |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 15:06:57
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| Thanks all! What a boring birthday so far...hehe. I worked today at 8AM, what a nice way to welcome myself into the 20s. And hey, what's wrong with the old cock? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/30/2002 : 18:13:24
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Haha! Probably nothing. . .I remember when my sweetie turned twenty (back when the earth was still cooling), and I don't recall any particular, um, decline in performance.
Happy Birthday, Jim! |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2002 : 00:55:35
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| Happy belated Jim. I think I will grant you a year's free access to the henhouse. |
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Leah
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
314 Posts |
Posted - 12/31/2002 : 03:05:20
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According to my well read ex bloke, a mature cock reaches its peak at 19, therefore, clinically (and perhaps cynically), it stands to reason that your old cock may need some additional attention. I am fully prepared to admit that he may well be misinformed tho'...
Every choice human being strives instinctively for a citadel and a secrecy where he is saved from the crowd -
Nietzsche |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 18:47:49
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| Wait, so now that I'm 20, my cock is going downhill? I'm afraid if I give it any more attention it'll fall off. What are you saying exactly? |
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 20:33:22
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2003 : 23:07:04
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| Cocks normally have a lifespan of 15-20yrs. I'm afraid your days are numbered.. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2003 : 04:57:07
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belated happy birthday jimbo.
fear the mullet. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2003 : 14:01:19
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| Thanks. I'm still confused here, I guess they're talking about cocks as in...the animal...not the pants animal. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2003 : 18:37:49
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Originally posted by El Barto
Thanks. I'm still confused here, I guess they're talking about cocks as in...the animal...not the pants animal.
Heh! The pants animal...good times... |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 01/04/2003 : 16:52:38
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| Did you get that box of mysterious white powder I sent you? |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/04/2003 : 21:17:00
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| That was from you? I wasn't sure if I was supposed to snort it or eat it, so I did both. What was it anyway? |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 01/04/2003 : 22:41:59
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| I heard it was Goldbond foot medication.. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2003 : 09:54:14
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crystallised preparation H
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough. |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2003 : 18:43:58
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| I'm not sure. I got it out of a box that said "Tide" on it. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2003 : 23:37:14
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| No wonder my bodily wastes have smelled mountain fresh these past few days... |
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J Mascis
- FB Fan -
USA
205 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2003 : 01:27:13
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| You may want to see a doctor about that. |
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