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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
 Posted - 10/29/2002 : 19:09:50
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| Fucking hilarious Floop - i haven't laughed harder in a few days..thanks!! |
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citizen30
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 10/29/2002 : 19:15:09
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| Its funny that you have mentioned the penis envy thing, because as the result of a terrible accident my penis was severed ( or should I say bitten off ) by my ex-girlfriends dog. On that unfortunate day, after the last sex that I'll ever have, while getting dressed my g-friend let her overly enthusiastic dog. Before I had the chance to react the dog lept up and in one swipe my penis was gone; a chew toy for the fucking dog! I feel much better now, this has been a kinda therapy for me. I am planning to start a sort of support group for men whose penis was chewed off by some dumbassed dog. Thanks very much for the forum! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 21:53:23
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touche citizen.. :)
i guess i deserve that..
(pleeeease tell me you are kidding. pleeease). |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 21:57:11
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Originally posted by Doryphore
Haha, that's great work, floop! You're analysis is probably flawless, except for one technical detail: I'm a guy.
woops. sorry about that there Doryphore. the name threw me..
for you, the analysis is no charge.  |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2002 : 22:09:47
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Originally posted by floop
woops. sorry about that there Doryphore. the name threw me..
for you, the analysis is no charge.
Hmm..this is very unusual for Floop..i think he likes you.
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2002 : 04:03:43
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Spartacus.... Ive been surfing.... yep I thought that as well at first.
But the best one I can think of is from a Pixies song: Palace of the Brine. I thought that the song was about two guys who had popped out for a quick pint to the pub and that one mate was saying to the other:
'Have a second pint' instead of Palace of the Brine. Listen to it, it's not that obvious. |
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1615 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2002 : 05:11:56
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Vamos. Still to this day I catch myself singing:
'Mama said, "ohh that boys on fire"'
instead of
'Vamos a jugar por la playa'
What the hell did I know of any Spanish. I think my wife finally pointed it out years later that I was saying the wrong thing.
"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2002 : 20:40:34
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Slicin' up bibles ahh ha ha ho.....
I am coming to get drunk.....Oh yeah I'm one happy prick! (Misheard the lyrics, and they are in the damn title?!)
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citizen30
- FB Fan -
USA
54 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2002 : 21:37:49
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Originally posted by floop
(pleeeease tell me you are kidding. pleeease).
wanna join a support group? I'm definitly joining the one for
FB addiction! I am joking of course, everything is intact and really not all that small!!!!
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